Okay…new fic idea! I guess being hit over the head with a bottle of shampoo in the shower is an inspiration or something. (A/N to self: do so more often.) Well…although this isn't the idea I've been talking about doing recently, I like the idea, so I'm writing it. However, it will take pretty long to post chapters in most cases, I think, since I have to spent about an hour per episode to get the information I need, and then longer to think and write the chapter.
Wow, this sounds like more work than previously anticipated.
But, let me explain a little betterlier. This is a bloopers fic. I'm going to re-watch each episode-so if I get far enough, it'll be spoilers-and pick random moments and scenes, and make a blooper-maybe more than one-for it. So…well, there isn't much else to say, except I don't own, ya, ya.
For this particular chapter-and whenever they start a new season-I'm going to do the bloopers for the opening and ending. And while I wait for the first one, I need something to do anyway.
Read and review, kudasai!
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Part 1: Change the World Opening
Scene 1: Kagome running into the well house, down the stairs, and vaulting into the well.
Take 1:
Kagome runs down the stairs, and prepares to jump into the well. As she jumps off the bottom step, her shoe gets caught for a moment, and she jumps a little too far. She flips through the air, and hits the camera, which spins wildly around off the set, to show the rest of the crew laughing hysterically. You can faintly hear Inuyasha yell, "Kagome, never try out for gymnastics!"
Take 2:
Kagome runs down the stairs again, and manages to not trip. As she vaults into the air, her hand slips off the edge of the well, and she fall shorts of the well, whacking her chin against the rim.
Scene: Sesshoumaru and Inuyasha are fighting in the woods.
Take 1: Sesshoumaru lunges for Inuyasha, who backs up a little too far, and Sesshoumaru is forced to reach a little farther to make it look realistic. Due to the unstable mud, he slips, and rams directly into Inuyasha, knocking him over. The sudden lack of resistance causes Fluffy to continue to move, and he hits a tree head on.
Take 2: Inuyasha draws out Tetsusaiga, and holds it behind his head. However, the sword is still a little heavy in his hands, and he accidentally releases it, and it slides out of his hands off to the right of the set-up. There is a loud scream, and Inuyasha looks over and winces, his ears dropping onto his head. "That really must have sucked…"
Take 3: Inuyasha jumps forward and attacks with the Tetsusaiga, but once again, the sword slips out of his hands. It flies forwards, and a dull thud is heard. The camera follows it, and you see Fluffy with the sword hitting him dead center in the chest. Inuyasha murmurs, "Shit…" and begins to run in the opposite direction, and Fluffy chases him, trying to hit him with his whip.
Scene: Miroku, Sango, and Shippo are jumping from boat to boat while being chased by a large mob of demons.
Take 1: Miroku jumps a little too early, and Sango hits the boat with no weight to balance her out. The boat goes straight up and down, dumping her in the water. Miroku, who has now jumped, hits the water, and a few seconds later, you see them all come up together, Shippo on top of Sango, Sango on top of Miroku, and Miroku trying to keep his head above water.
Take 2: Miroku turns around and opens his kazanna, and Sango picks up Shippo and jumps. As she releases her boomerang, it gets caught in the draft from the tunnel, and moves toward Miroku. Seeing this, he tries to jump, forgetting to seal his hand. The boomerang continues to chase him, and hits him into the water, where you can see vast amounts disappearing. Sango shakes her head. "Can we get an encore on that one?"
Scene: Inuyasha stands in the woods, and is approached by Kagome. She fades out, and when he turns to face her, Kikyo appears behind him. He jumps at her and she fades too, and an arrow is fired into his chest, which he tries to pull out, but is in too much pain to do so.
Take 1: Inuyasha, not sure when exactly Kikyo is disappearing, turns around too quickly and jumps on her. She is pushed against the tree, and the arrow that was supposed to hit him zooms by behind him, and you hear another scream. Kikyo pushes Inuyasha off and starts laughing as Kagome walks over and warns Inuyasha that the next time an arrow goes zooming past her head, she'll sit him.
Take 2: Everything goes according to plan until Kagome, who is shooting the arrow this time, aims incorrectly, and ends up totally missing Inuyasha, while he just hangs in mid-air waiting to be shot. You can hear Kikyo in the background, giving Kagome a thirty second crash course, and three more arrows zoom by before one hits Inuyasha. He doesn't react to it, and yells, "Girl, this is why we let Kikyo take the shots!"
Scene: Inuyasha standing on a cliff, while birds fly past him.
Take 1: One of the birds miscalculates the wind, and flies directly into Inuyasha's back. This sends him off balance, and he falls of the edge of the cliff. You hear several loud curses and yells as rocks are dislodged on the way down.
Scene: Inuyasha walking through the forest while cherry blossoms fall…
Take 1: As we zoom in on his feet, a bowling ball suddenly runs over his foot. He begins hopping up and down and cursing, while Kagome yells, "Sorry! I was just getting bored…don't look at me that way!"
Scene Inuyasha walking on the beach, Kirara flies by in tiger mode carrying the rest of the group, while Kagome leans over and offers Inuyasha a hand, and picks his up.
Take 1: As Kirara is coming down the beach, you see from Sango's face she has just been violated by Miroku. She turns around and slaps him, and he falls off. This throws off Kirara, and she zooms up into the air, so everyone falls off, falling into the ocean, on Inuyasha, and face-first into the sand.
Take 2: As Kagome leans over to offer Inuyasha a hand, she slips and falls off. She lands about five feet in front of him, and he begins to crack up. She growls at him, and begins sitting him, soon creating a small hole.
Take 3: As Kagome manages to pick Inuyasha up, it's evident her hold isn't too good. As they get higher, her grip fails her, and Inuyasha grabs on to Kirara's leg. This annoys the cat demon, and she-for a lack of a better term-bucks him off. You see him land in the ocean with a large splash. Kagome winces. "Oh well…his clothes were getting dirty anyway."
Part 2: My Will Closing
Scene: Kagome is sitting in a Ferris wheel, looking down at the snow.
Take 1: As she is sitting there, the thing shakes menacing. She looks up, and then covers her ears as an ear-splitting shriek is heard and the camera grows unfocused and swings. When the camera focuses again, you can see Inuyasha sitting inside, looking out the window, and a large hole in the ceiling of the thing. "…What's so great about this, Kagome?"
Scene: Kikyo is walking through a body of shallow water.
Take 1: As she is walking, she slips and falls. The water splashes everywhere, and you can see that a fish is now tangled in her hair.
Scene: Sango is riding on the back of a hay cart.
Take 1: After hitting a big bump, she falls out of the cart. She gets back up, and runs after it, chasing her boomerang. It hits another bump, and hits her in the stomach and knocks her over.
Scene: Kagome riding in an overly crowded metro.
Take 1: As she is standing there, looking depressed, she suddenly straightens and blushes. She looks furiously around, and then yells, "Miroku! Get your ass out here, I know that was you!"
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Okay…I admit; there isn't too much funny stuff that can happen in opening or a closing. But the next one will be…interesting…I get to have fun with all the characters! And wait until I get to episode 38! Muhahahahaha!
Just as a note, I'm doing this off the Japanese version. If they actually say something in the dub that's what I write, then they have a warped sense of humor. Well, see ya next time!