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'I've decided at last,' I said 'that pimple of yours can stay.'
Draco crept away, dejected, as for the others they soon recovered and started manically laughing.
'That, ha ha, was, ha ha, so, ha ha, fun- ha ha, ny, ha ha,' laughed Hermione, the others (the witches and wizards) were something along the lines of that, except for Ron.
'Yap hi Doodle, hey, ho merry dol, ha, yip, ho, WA!' shouted Ron and it wasn't. The reason: Legolas was strangling him for stealing his shampoo, Ron handed Legolas his shampoo with shaking hands and crawled away whimpering.
'MY SHAMPOO! WHO DARES STEAL MY SHAMPOO!' commanded Legolas. Everyone froze and glared at Legolas with glaring eyes... they stared,
And stared,
And stared,
Eyes watered,
And stared,
And Legolas stared back,
An hour later...
They star–
'Really this is ridiculous,' said Gandalf.
Legolas pouted. And the spell of staring at Legolas broke.
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Meanwhile, with Draco...
He was running as fast as he could. To Hogsmeade.
'Must... get... pimple... cream... and... butter... beer... with... an... umbrel... la...' panted Draco as he rushed up to a certain shop. It was called 'Beauty products for blonde haired Slytherins'.
He entered and scanned the room. There were shelves of bottles of ... stuff. A blonde haired Slytherin (female) waltzed up towards him.
'May I help you?' she said.
'I need something to get rid of pimples,' panted Draco.
She immediately went to the shelves and took out a small bottle. She turned around to give it to him then tripped over, (slow motion remember), her arms were spread out, and the bottle flew into the air. Draco dived for the bottle. He somersaulted. And caught the bottle in his two hands. He was on the floor.
'Yes!' said Draco. He looked at the label and it read:
For blonde haired Slytherin who happened to get a pimple on their beautiful skin because of crazy authoresses. Wash your face twice everyday with this stuff. Warning: If itchiness occurs dramatically smash the bottle on the floor, fall to your knees and shout 'NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!' in a really deep voice. Do not continue using.
'It was the only one left,' the blonde haired Slytherin said 'that will cost ten galleons'
Draco threw the money to her and headed for the door. He skipped and laughed with glee.
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Hermione jumped up and shouted 'Hey look the weird people over there are LOTR people, I READ THE BOOKS AND SAW THE MOVIE'
Frodo, Sam, Merry, Pippin, Gandalf, Faramir, Boromir ('Hey when did you come back to life,' questioned Pippin), Denethor (and he's not dead... he's just covered in flames), Aragorn, Arwen, Eowyn, Sauron ('Hey when did you come back to life,' questioned Frodo), Sauruman ('Hey when did you come back to life, questioned Grima), Grima, Bill (the pony), Eomer, Theoden ('Hey when did you come back to life,' questioned Merry), Glorfindel ('It was me who saved Frodo, not Arwen, she was busy polishing her nails' muttered Glorfindel), Elrond ('I made the flood, not Arwen, she was brushing her hair'), Legolas, Elladan, Elrohir, Bilbo, Galadriel, Celeborn, Treebeard ('Hey I never mentioned you, how did you get here,' I said), Gimli, Gollum ('Hey when did you come back to life,' questioned Sam) and the one and only... Haldir ('I am alive, I was not killed by some random orc, HA!' shouted Haldir), raised their eyebrows. (Oh yeah, and I forgot the random orc)
Then Hermione jumped up and shouted again 'Hey look the weird people over there are LOTR people, I READ THE BOOKS AND SAW THE MOVIE'
The LOTR people raised their eyebrows again.
'What. The. Hell.' Said Eomer. Then Eowyn killed the random orc. That was really random.
Hermione screamed and ran around in circles for five minutes...
Actually for ten minutes...
Then Harry slapped her and she came back to reality.
'Hi, is anything wrong... did I do something crazy?' said Hermione, eyebrows furrowed. Everyone nodded.
'I just realized that we've been in Care of Magical Creatures with Hagrid for five hours,' said Seamus.
'Ok then, well lets get starte'' said Hagrid 'please turn 'o page 'ixty 'wo' He started explaining the properties of the fungus that looks like Fluffy. After reading a page he discovered that his class was gone, except for Bill who was chewing grass. Then he disappeared too.
You see I sent them to the Shire. (Hagrid joined an hour later)
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Back over to Draco...
Draco was in his bathroom, grinning as he washed his face with the contents of the bottle. Then he skipped to bed.
When he woke up he started scratching his face.
'My face is so itchy,' Draco said. Then the realization dawned on him.
Draco dramatically smashed the bottle on the floor, fell to his knees and shouted 'NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!' in a really deep voice. He did not continue using the pimple remover.
The next day he woke up in the Shire.
The chapter after next is going to have some really random romance.
E.g. 'Why did the chicken cross the road?' gawked Ron. 'Let me guess, because he wanted to get to the other side,' muttered Hermione. 'HA HA! That's really romantic hey!,' gawked Ron. Hermione sighed.