Great Swiss Army Knives! The MacGyver-Neopets Crossover
Episode 2: Welcome to Neopia
"So, could you please explain to me where in the world we are!" MacGyver said, rubbing his neck as they were walking to the Pharmacy. "Not 'where in the world', 'where in Neopia'. We're in Neopia, Mac, where strange creatures called 'Neopets' live." They turned to see an owner and her Jubjub freeze, then disappear. "What?" MacGyver shouted, but Libby patted him on the back. "It's okay, Mac. You only get your account frozen if you break a rule. If your account is frozen, then you return to your world!" she said. "Whatever you do, don't spam message boards, don't use Iframes, and don't try to get someone else's password, oh, and don't tell anyone yours, either. And if you get your account frozen, I'll disappear from the face of Neopia forever!"
"How do I get home?" MacGyver asked. They then entered the tall, sterile white building. "May I help you?" asked the Elephante nurse, giving a prescription to a sickly Uni. "Yeah, we need some painkillers." Libby said, and the nurse handed her some lotion. "Just rub it over the pain and it'll magically disappear!" she replied, then went off to another patient. Libby screwed the cap off and put some of the magical lotion on her paw. She then put it in Mac's hand. "Rub it on your neck and-don't give me that look!" Mac looked at her like she was crazy. He then shrugged his shoulders and rubbed it into his skin. As soon as it touched the pain, he felt better.
"I don't know how you can get home, Mac. The users here have tried logging out, but it doesn't work. Well, at least we've got a Neofriend. Most people have to find new ones." Mac didn't need an explanation for Neofriend, so he just followed Libby down a few streets. Bread Street, Rainbow Alley, Soup Alley, and soon, he noticed, they were going into the more rural areas. Soon, they were on Winding Wood Drive. "Here we are, Kitty's house!" Libbiania finally said, as they were coming up to a sky blue bamboo house. Libby knocked on the door as MacGyver looked around the front yard.
'Odd' he thought as he was looking at a Year 6 Lupe Gnome. A girl, about thirteen or fourteen, opened the door. "Hey, Libby!" she said. "Oh, is MacGyver stuck here, too?" Libby nodded. "Um, who are you?" Mac asked. "I'm kittymeow10, and this is my crazy little world, or I should say NeoHome." Kitty shook hands with the confused MacGyver. "We were wondering if we could stay here until we found a way for him to get home." Libby said, and Kitty nodded. "Of course, you can stay as long as you need to!" She then led them to the dining room.
"Would you like some tea?" she asked, and Libby nodded violently. "You should try it, Mac! It's the best this side of Neopia!" "Okay, sure!" he replied, and in an instant, Kitty was back with two cups of hot tea. Mac took one sip of it and smiled. "This is good tea!" he said, and Libby agreed. "Duh! That's just what I told you!" Just then, a tall blue Gelert came in. "Hey, Kitty! Who do we have here?" she asked her owner. "This is MacGyver, Libbiania's owner!" her owner replied. The Gelert nodded. "Hi, MacGyver! I'm MaraDawn, but just call me Mara." "Why don't you tell them about your new project?" asked a red Zafara, coming in from the kitchen. "I'm Juuyj. My sister, Mara's been working on a cool dress design." Mara happily nodded and grabbed her notebook from the bookshelf. "See, isn't it cool?" she asked Mac, pointing to some dress sketches. They didn't have colour, yet, but they still looked good. The top dress had long, see-through sleeves, was V-necked, had a long stripe in the middle that split into three at the hip-they then went apart from the dress after that.
"They're good, Mara." MacGyver said, impressed. "Mara! Did you put Laundry in the dryer again?!" a blue Aisha asked angrily, coming into the dining room. "Well, Luliyn, she was all dirty from helping me replant the dragonbuds!" Mara replied, turning to her little sister. Then a big white fluff floated into the room. It had a halo and cat eyes-all that was visible at the moment. "Meow" it said, floating towards MacGyver, then starting to purr. "What's this?" he asked, holding the fluff ball up. "That's Laundry, Luliyn's Angelpuss. They're not supposed to look like that, but Mara washed it, and-" Juuyj answered as Kitty was breaking up the fight.
That's when a Christmas Cybunny came in with a Christmas Horus on her shoulder and a Feepit by her side. "Hello. I'm Luiliyne-call me Luili." she said, shaking hand-paw with the confused MacGyver. "This is our crazy household. On my shoulder, I have summoned Chen, Mara's seasonal Horus. By my feet is Juuyj's Feepit, Iris. It's nice to meet you, MacGyver." He was about to ask Luili how she knew his name, when an evil cackle was heard. The whole room went silent as they listened to the evil voice say:
"I have gained the last item needed for my rein! I shall overthrow your beloved queen and have Neopia in my hand!"
Who is that evilness? Why is she here? What will they do? What is the voice talking about? Why am I asking you these questions? Next time on...Great Swiss Army Knives! The MacGyver-Neopets Crossover!
Celestial: Okay, this is a horrible AWFUL crossover, and I apologize. It's either this, or have MacGyver do the polka on Mt. Fuji. Scary. o.0 So, if you're still alive, please tune in for the next episode. And I promise everything will get crazy. Special thanks to my good friend, kittymeow10 for making her a part of my story! Thank you kitty! Anyway, this story is kinda based on my account on neopets-meow2261 (who else would name their Lupe Libbiania?). Any comments, compliments, criticism, ideas on world domination by Neopets, whatever, review it to me! Thanks!
Episode 2: Welcome to Neopia
"So, could you please explain to me where in the world we are!" MacGyver said, rubbing his neck as they were walking to the Pharmacy. "Not 'where in the world', 'where in Neopia'. We're in Neopia, Mac, where strange creatures called 'Neopets' live." They turned to see an owner and her Jubjub freeze, then disappear. "What?" MacGyver shouted, but Libby patted him on the back. "It's okay, Mac. You only get your account frozen if you break a rule. If your account is frozen, then you return to your world!" she said. "Whatever you do, don't spam message boards, don't use Iframes, and don't try to get someone else's password, oh, and don't tell anyone yours, either. And if you get your account frozen, I'll disappear from the face of Neopia forever!"
"How do I get home?" MacGyver asked. They then entered the tall, sterile white building. "May I help you?" asked the Elephante nurse, giving a prescription to a sickly Uni. "Yeah, we need some painkillers." Libby said, and the nurse handed her some lotion. "Just rub it over the pain and it'll magically disappear!" she replied, then went off to another patient. Libby screwed the cap off and put some of the magical lotion on her paw. She then put it in Mac's hand. "Rub it on your neck and-don't give me that look!" Mac looked at her like she was crazy. He then shrugged his shoulders and rubbed it into his skin. As soon as it touched the pain, he felt better.
"I don't know how you can get home, Mac. The users here have tried logging out, but it doesn't work. Well, at least we've got a Neofriend. Most people have to find new ones." Mac didn't need an explanation for Neofriend, so he just followed Libby down a few streets. Bread Street, Rainbow Alley, Soup Alley, and soon, he noticed, they were going into the more rural areas. Soon, they were on Winding Wood Drive. "Here we are, Kitty's house!" Libbiania finally said, as they were coming up to a sky blue bamboo house. Libby knocked on the door as MacGyver looked around the front yard.
'Odd' he thought as he was looking at a Year 6 Lupe Gnome. A girl, about thirteen or fourteen, opened the door. "Hey, Libby!" she said. "Oh, is MacGyver stuck here, too?" Libby nodded. "Um, who are you?" Mac asked. "I'm kittymeow10, and this is my crazy little world, or I should say NeoHome." Kitty shook hands with the confused MacGyver. "We were wondering if we could stay here until we found a way for him to get home." Libby said, and Kitty nodded. "Of course, you can stay as long as you need to!" She then led them to the dining room.
"Would you like some tea?" she asked, and Libby nodded violently. "You should try it, Mac! It's the best this side of Neopia!" "Okay, sure!" he replied, and in an instant, Kitty was back with two cups of hot tea. Mac took one sip of it and smiled. "This is good tea!" he said, and Libby agreed. "Duh! That's just what I told you!" Just then, a tall blue Gelert came in. "Hey, Kitty! Who do we have here?" she asked her owner. "This is MacGyver, Libbiania's owner!" her owner replied. The Gelert nodded. "Hi, MacGyver! I'm MaraDawn, but just call me Mara." "Why don't you tell them about your new project?" asked a red Zafara, coming in from the kitchen. "I'm Juuyj. My sister, Mara's been working on a cool dress design." Mara happily nodded and grabbed her notebook from the bookshelf. "See, isn't it cool?" she asked Mac, pointing to some dress sketches. They didn't have colour, yet, but they still looked good. The top dress had long, see-through sleeves, was V-necked, had a long stripe in the middle that split into three at the hip-they then went apart from the dress after that.
"They're good, Mara." MacGyver said, impressed. "Mara! Did you put Laundry in the dryer again?!" a blue Aisha asked angrily, coming into the dining room. "Well, Luliyn, she was all dirty from helping me replant the dragonbuds!" Mara replied, turning to her little sister. Then a big white fluff floated into the room. It had a halo and cat eyes-all that was visible at the moment. "Meow" it said, floating towards MacGyver, then starting to purr. "What's this?" he asked, holding the fluff ball up. "That's Laundry, Luliyn's Angelpuss. They're not supposed to look like that, but Mara washed it, and-" Juuyj answered as Kitty was breaking up the fight.
That's when a Christmas Cybunny came in with a Christmas Horus on her shoulder and a Feepit by her side. "Hello. I'm Luiliyne-call me Luili." she said, shaking hand-paw with the confused MacGyver. "This is our crazy household. On my shoulder, I have summoned Chen, Mara's seasonal Horus. By my feet is Juuyj's Feepit, Iris. It's nice to meet you, MacGyver." He was about to ask Luili how she knew his name, when an evil cackle was heard. The whole room went silent as they listened to the evil voice say:
"I have gained the last item needed for my rein! I shall overthrow your beloved queen and have Neopia in my hand!"
Who is that evilness? Why is she here? What will they do? What is the voice talking about? Why am I asking you these questions? Next time on...Great Swiss Army Knives! The MacGyver-Neopets Crossover!
Celestial: Okay, this is a horrible AWFUL crossover, and I apologize. It's either this, or have MacGyver do the polka on Mt. Fuji. Scary. o.0 So, if you're still alive, please tune in for the next episode. And I promise everything will get crazy. Special thanks to my good friend, kittymeow10 for making her a part of my story! Thank you kitty! Anyway, this story is kinda based on my account on neopets-meow2261 (who else would name their Lupe Libbiania?). Any comments, compliments, criticism, ideas on world domination by Neopets, whatever, review it to me! Thanks!