Great Swiss Army Knives! The MacGyver-Neopets Crossover

Episode 3: Who's Afraid of the big Dark Faerie?

"What was that?" MacGyver asked, after they were sure the source of the voice was gone. "Not what, who." Luili corrected, petting the Horus. "It was most probably Jhudora, since she gives out quests to collect items for her own purposes." "Hey, it HAD to be Jhudora!" Luliyn said. "Yeah, Luliyn, you're right. It did sound like Jhudora." Libby commented, sipping the rest of her tea. "Well, let's go to Faerieland and see what's going on! My friend does her quests, and it might've been her who gave the last item." Kitty said, and the others nodded. "Who is Jhudora?" Mac asked. "Sorry, Mac! Jhudora is a great and powerful faerie of darkness, or dark faerie. She had plans for the items she was collecting, and I guess she's using them, now." Kitty then grabbed her keys. "We should probably get going!"

"But how are we gonna get there? None of us have wings, remember?" Mara said. As soon as she finished her question, a large orb of green light landed before them. The light faded and revealed it was Illusen. "Are you ready?" she asked, smiling. "Yep!" Kitty replied. "MacGyver, this is Illusen, Illusen, MacGyver." Libby introduced. Mac was slightly taller than the earth faerie, but no taller than her wings. "Hello, MacGyver!" she said, shaking hands with him. "Now come on, I have a bone to pick with Jhudora!" she said, and she created a green orb large enough for them all to fit in and they flew off to Faerieland. "I feel like Glenda the Good Witch." MacGyver joked, and Illusen turned to him curiously. "Glenda the Good Witch? Who is she?" she asked, but Mac just shook his head. "It's just an Earth thing."

They finally arrived to the closest place to Jhudora's purple cloud, the Healing Springs. Apparently, Kitty thought the joke was funny (though she was easily amused on Saturdays). "We're here at the Healing Springs." Illusen announced, despite the fact there was a huge sign that read 'Healing Springs' in bold letters. MacGyver looked around the cloud, at all the fountains, and then the Healing Faerie. "Hi, Healing Faerie! This is my new friend, MacGyver!" Illusen said, since the faerie already knew who everyone else was. "Have there been any strange happenings, lately?" The faerie thought a moment, then replied, "Well, I did see a strange green glow every night this past week, but this morning it glowed purple, too. Then, I heard an evil cackle." Illusen nodded and they then left to Fyora's Hidden Tower, located a large Eyrie zooms by, cawing loudly and there you are!

"Fyora, we need to do something about Jhudora!" the great earth faerie exclaimed as MacGyver, Libby, Kitty and her pets watched. "We can only wait, Illusen!" Fyora sharply replied. She had a bad headache that day and her nurse faeries were working on something. "Who knows what she'll do? She might even resurrect the Darkest Faerie!" The Faerie Queen had heard enough. "Please leave, Illusen, I need rest." She said, and the group left the Hidden Tower, though not discouraged. "There's got to be something we can do!" Illusen said. "Look, I'll be right back. I'm gonna see what Jhudora's up to." Illusen then flew off, using her wings this time, to the purple cloud. They waited for her, and even hours later she hadn't come back. "Maybe we should go find her, at least make sure she's okay!" Mac suggested. "I know she's not afraid of Jhudora, but, I think you're right." Kitty said. Chen had followed them the whole time and started to squawk. "What is it, Chen?" Mara asked, gently stroking the Horus. "Chen said that Illusen was trapped in Jhudora's lair! We have to save her!" Kitty shook her head. "We can't just go, we have to have equipment! This isn't just a pet, this is a very powerful dark faerie!" "Who's afraid of the big dark faerie?" MacGyver joked, and Kitty snickered a bit, and they left to Neopia Central.

"You want how much for that?!" Kitty asked the shopkeeper at the Battle Magic shop. "That'll be 7,678 nps." The Grarrl replied, grinning evilly. He wasn't evil, though, he just acted like it. Kitty growled as they left the shop. "That's okay, Kitty, we have battle items in the Safety Deposit Box, remember?" Juuyj reminded, and again, they were off back to Kitty's house. "Let's see, here we are!" she said, picking up a bottle of noxious nectar. She also picked up the Uni Gem and other items and gave them to her pets. "Alright! Let's go!" she said, when Mac said, "Can't we just end the chapter here? We need some rest, anyways!" Kitty shrugged her shoulders, and agreed. "Alright, but we attack at dawn!" Kitty replied, and they all went to their rooms for the night (except for Mac, who slept on the Zen sofa, and Libby who curled up in a beanbag chair.

Will they attack at dawn? Will I stop asking questions? Find out next time on...GSAK! The MacGyver-Neopets Crossover

Celestial: Okay, now it's even awfuler than EVER! I'm guessing you want to see Mac on Mt. Fuji doing a rock polka now. But I promise this will go up at least a smidgen. If you think it stinks so far, on your review put, "Polka Rocks!", long with your message. Thank you-I think. But if you send in any threatening reviews, I will chase you with my mighty staff. (holds up staff) So watch out! (laughs evilly then suddenly stops and leaves)