Great Swiss Army Knives! The MacGyver-Neopets Crossover
Episode 4: The Weaponry
The next morning, MacGyver and the others woke to a loud shriek. Luliyn was upstairs, shaking all over, in Mara's room. "What is it?" kitty asked, worried. "M-m-m-mara's missing!" the Aisha replied, pointing to the empty bed.
The others were right there, nodding. "Luili's gone, too!" Libby said. Chen swiftly flew in from the open window, cooing softly and sadly. "It's okay, Chen." Luliyn said, petting him softly. Then Luili's snow Buzzer, Cleola, flew in (somehow). "BEEE!" kitty shrieked, attempting to hit the Buzzer with a broom, but missing every hit. "Calm down, kitty!" Mac said, taking the broom from her.
"Why would they take Mara and Luili?" Luliyn cried, Libby hugging her. "Who would want to take them, is the question!" Juuyj said, then added, "I didn't mean it like that and you know it!" because of Luliyn's evil eye. "Okay, um, let's just calm down and think-who do we know that would need a unique designer and an intelligent petpet summoner?" kitty asked.
"Jhudora!" they all said at once.
"Yeah, now let's go and attack!" Juuyj said, but Libby grabbed her shoulder. "Not so fast! We still need to get a few items-and I know how to get 'em!" she said. The group then followed the Lupe to Terror Mountain, and up to the top, to the Snow Faerie's igloo. "Hello, Taelia!" she said, entering the igloo and wearing a padded Bruce jacket. She was the only one wearing anything warm.
"Hello, Libby!" said the Snow Faerie, putting down the long mixing spoon in her cauldron. "Who are your friends?" MacGyver had to carry Juuyj through the door, as she froze solid. "This is my owner, MacGyver, and my friends Luliyn, Juuyj, and Kitty. You have some magical items?" Libby said, tapping her foot. Taelia nodded and went to a back room. "She owes me a few favors." the Lupe said.
"Here you are!" Taelia said, handing Libby a big icy blue sack of items. Inside it contained: Snow Faerie Snowglobe; Snowager Crystal; and a bottle of water. "Oh boy." Juuyj said, fully defrosted. "That was the best I could do since I've had more questers. Sorry." "That's okay, Taelia!" Libby said, and the left the igloo. "What are we gonna do with these?!" Juuyj asked, shaking the snowglobe.
"Be careful, Juuyj! They say that if you shake it, snow falls in some distant part of Neopia!" Luliyn said, snatching the snowglobe from her sister. "Now we have to go to Mystery Island!" Libby said, leading the way. "Why do we have to go there?" MacGyver asked. "Silly myths, Luliyn! Don't believe them!" Juuyj argued with her sister.
When they reached Happy Valley, a Christmas Wocky from nowhere threw a Neocola Coin at Luliyn. "Ouch!" she said as it bounced off her head. "Hey! A new event!" kitty said, looking at a 'Something Has Happened!' sign before them. "'Something has Happened!'" MacGyver read aloud. "'Luliyn has been hit with a Neocola Coin thrown by a Christmas Wocky!'" "Hmm, ya think?!" Luliyn said, getting up from the snow-covered ground. She left a face print in the snow.
They soon were on the ferry and made it to Mystery Island. "I can't believe you were right, Luliyn!" Juuyj said, as snow fell everywhere. "Come on, you two!" Libby said, leading the way into the jungle. "We've got to talk to the Natives." Of course when they talked to the Natives, the Coconut People, they only got tacky merchandise-for free. "At least it was free!" Libby said. "That's it! Let's just go to Jhudora's Cloud!" kitty exclaimed, and they took a faerie to Faerieland.
"Pitiful Neopet!" Jhudora shouted, glaring at a small yellow Kacheek. She gave him the evilest eye known to this side of Neopia. "But maybe you do have this world." She giggled evilly and pointed her mighty wand at the Kacheek. "AARGH! That mess is going to take FOREVER to clean up!" Jhudora sighed, then smiled.
At that same time, our heroes arrived on the rancid cloud. It smelled worst than rancid dung. "Auggh!" Mac exclaimed, covering his nose. "Ah, you get used to it." Libby said. Kitty led the way, clutching her own special wand. "Jhudora! Your reign of terror has ended!" she said, heroically. "Pitiful humans and Neopets." Jhudora said, then recognized them immediately. "You are Luiliyne and Mara's owner, aren't you?" she smiled. "Yes, Mara shall design my new 'Dark Queen' dress and Luili shall summon all the petpets to be under my control and plan for my world domination. It would be fun if you could join!"
Suddenly, the room filled with noxious nectar, knocking out all five. When they awoke, they were in nets high above a pool filled with hungry Jetsam. "Mac! What are we gonna do?" Libby asked beside him. "EEP! I'm afraid of heights!" kitty said. "I'm afraid of hungry Jetsams!" Juuyj said. MacGyver, cool and calm, pulled out his Swiss Army Knife and cut a hole in the net, clinging onto what was left. He then climbed to the top where the pipes were holding the nets and climbed onto them.
He then cut a hole on the top of Libby's net and helped her onto the top of the pipes. "Thanks, Mac!" she said, climbing to another pipe. Mac then cut out kitty and Juuyj. Then there was Luliyn. As MacGyver was cutting her out, she forgot to cling to the net, and began to fall. Mac grabbed her arm as she dangled over the snapping Jetsams. "Let me go! Please!" she said. "I'll catch up with you later! Promise!" "No!" Mac said, trying to pull her up. Luliyn let go, forcing Mac to let her go. She plunged down to the pool, her long, blue hair streaming around her. She made a big splash as she landed with the Jetsams.
"GO!" she shouted, treading water and fighting off the hungry pets. The others quickly followed directions and climbed down a ladder to the floor, and through a door, and down a hallway. They finally reached Jhudora's throne room, watching the Dark Faerie trying on a dress that Mara made with the Gelert standing by, and Luili reading books, books, and more books. Will Luliyn ever make it out of the Jetsam pool? Will Luili finish those books? Will they finally attack? Next time on...GSAK! The MacGyver-Neopets Crossover
Celestial: Okay, you asked for it, and I added it: part4. I'm still asking about that MacGyver on Mt. Fuji thingy. Remember if you want that, just send in your review as 'Polka Rocks' along with your message. So far, I've added someone's Christmas Wocky to the story like they asked. You know who you are! I'm glad there weren't any annoying reviews. And also, if you have an account on Neopets and would like me to Neomail you, please tell me your username, cause that would help! Thanks! Don't forget to send in your reviews! Jhudora appears on stage
Jhudora: You are evil. Join my evil mutant army! laughs evilly Celestial: Nope! (shoots Jhudora with staff, Jhudora sent to cloud) Okay! So tune in next time! (laughs evilly while bolt of lightning and roll of thunder add evil effect) (lights fade out and when they fade back on, only her staff is left) Whoops! Sorry about that! (walks back on stage to get her staff and wave bye)
Episode 4: The Weaponry
The next morning, MacGyver and the others woke to a loud shriek. Luliyn was upstairs, shaking all over, in Mara's room. "What is it?" kitty asked, worried. "M-m-m-mara's missing!" the Aisha replied, pointing to the empty bed.
The others were right there, nodding. "Luili's gone, too!" Libby said. Chen swiftly flew in from the open window, cooing softly and sadly. "It's okay, Chen." Luliyn said, petting him softly. Then Luili's snow Buzzer, Cleola, flew in (somehow). "BEEE!" kitty shrieked, attempting to hit the Buzzer with a broom, but missing every hit. "Calm down, kitty!" Mac said, taking the broom from her.
"Why would they take Mara and Luili?" Luliyn cried, Libby hugging her. "Who would want to take them, is the question!" Juuyj said, then added, "I didn't mean it like that and you know it!" because of Luliyn's evil eye. "Okay, um, let's just calm down and think-who do we know that would need a unique designer and an intelligent petpet summoner?" kitty asked.
"Jhudora!" they all said at once.
"Yeah, now let's go and attack!" Juuyj said, but Libby grabbed her shoulder. "Not so fast! We still need to get a few items-and I know how to get 'em!" she said. The group then followed the Lupe to Terror Mountain, and up to the top, to the Snow Faerie's igloo. "Hello, Taelia!" she said, entering the igloo and wearing a padded Bruce jacket. She was the only one wearing anything warm.
"Hello, Libby!" said the Snow Faerie, putting down the long mixing spoon in her cauldron. "Who are your friends?" MacGyver had to carry Juuyj through the door, as she froze solid. "This is my owner, MacGyver, and my friends Luliyn, Juuyj, and Kitty. You have some magical items?" Libby said, tapping her foot. Taelia nodded and went to a back room. "She owes me a few favors." the Lupe said.
"Here you are!" Taelia said, handing Libby a big icy blue sack of items. Inside it contained: Snow Faerie Snowglobe; Snowager Crystal; and a bottle of water. "Oh boy." Juuyj said, fully defrosted. "That was the best I could do since I've had more questers. Sorry." "That's okay, Taelia!" Libby said, and the left the igloo. "What are we gonna do with these?!" Juuyj asked, shaking the snowglobe.
"Be careful, Juuyj! They say that if you shake it, snow falls in some distant part of Neopia!" Luliyn said, snatching the snowglobe from her sister. "Now we have to go to Mystery Island!" Libby said, leading the way. "Why do we have to go there?" MacGyver asked. "Silly myths, Luliyn! Don't believe them!" Juuyj argued with her sister.
When they reached Happy Valley, a Christmas Wocky from nowhere threw a Neocola Coin at Luliyn. "Ouch!" she said as it bounced off her head. "Hey! A new event!" kitty said, looking at a 'Something Has Happened!' sign before them. "'Something has Happened!'" MacGyver read aloud. "'Luliyn has been hit with a Neocola Coin thrown by a Christmas Wocky!'" "Hmm, ya think?!" Luliyn said, getting up from the snow-covered ground. She left a face print in the snow.
They soon were on the ferry and made it to Mystery Island. "I can't believe you were right, Luliyn!" Juuyj said, as snow fell everywhere. "Come on, you two!" Libby said, leading the way into the jungle. "We've got to talk to the Natives." Of course when they talked to the Natives, the Coconut People, they only got tacky merchandise-for free. "At least it was free!" Libby said. "That's it! Let's just go to Jhudora's Cloud!" kitty exclaimed, and they took a faerie to Faerieland.
"Pitiful Neopet!" Jhudora shouted, glaring at a small yellow Kacheek. She gave him the evilest eye known to this side of Neopia. "But maybe you do have this world." She giggled evilly and pointed her mighty wand at the Kacheek. "AARGH! That mess is going to take FOREVER to clean up!" Jhudora sighed, then smiled.
At that same time, our heroes arrived on the rancid cloud. It smelled worst than rancid dung. "Auggh!" Mac exclaimed, covering his nose. "Ah, you get used to it." Libby said. Kitty led the way, clutching her own special wand. "Jhudora! Your reign of terror has ended!" she said, heroically. "Pitiful humans and Neopets." Jhudora said, then recognized them immediately. "You are Luiliyne and Mara's owner, aren't you?" she smiled. "Yes, Mara shall design my new 'Dark Queen' dress and Luili shall summon all the petpets to be under my control and plan for my world domination. It would be fun if you could join!"
Suddenly, the room filled with noxious nectar, knocking out all five. When they awoke, they were in nets high above a pool filled with hungry Jetsam. "Mac! What are we gonna do?" Libby asked beside him. "EEP! I'm afraid of heights!" kitty said. "I'm afraid of hungry Jetsams!" Juuyj said. MacGyver, cool and calm, pulled out his Swiss Army Knife and cut a hole in the net, clinging onto what was left. He then climbed to the top where the pipes were holding the nets and climbed onto them.
He then cut a hole on the top of Libby's net and helped her onto the top of the pipes. "Thanks, Mac!" she said, climbing to another pipe. Mac then cut out kitty and Juuyj. Then there was Luliyn. As MacGyver was cutting her out, she forgot to cling to the net, and began to fall. Mac grabbed her arm as she dangled over the snapping Jetsams. "Let me go! Please!" she said. "I'll catch up with you later! Promise!" "No!" Mac said, trying to pull her up. Luliyn let go, forcing Mac to let her go. She plunged down to the pool, her long, blue hair streaming around her. She made a big splash as she landed with the Jetsams.
"GO!" she shouted, treading water and fighting off the hungry pets. The others quickly followed directions and climbed down a ladder to the floor, and through a door, and down a hallway. They finally reached Jhudora's throne room, watching the Dark Faerie trying on a dress that Mara made with the Gelert standing by, and Luili reading books, books, and more books. Will Luliyn ever make it out of the Jetsam pool? Will Luili finish those books? Will they finally attack? Next time on...GSAK! The MacGyver-Neopets Crossover
Celestial: Okay, you asked for it, and I added it: part4. I'm still asking about that MacGyver on Mt. Fuji thingy. Remember if you want that, just send in your review as 'Polka Rocks' along with your message. So far, I've added someone's Christmas Wocky to the story like they asked. You know who you are! I'm glad there weren't any annoying reviews. And also, if you have an account on Neopets and would like me to Neomail you, please tell me your username, cause that would help! Thanks! Don't forget to send in your reviews! Jhudora appears on stage
Jhudora: You are evil. Join my evil mutant army! laughs evilly Celestial: Nope! (shoots Jhudora with staff, Jhudora sent to cloud) Okay! So tune in next time! (laughs evilly while bolt of lightning and roll of thunder add evil effect) (lights fade out and when they fade back on, only her staff is left) Whoops! Sorry about that! (walks back on stage to get her staff and wave bye)