Yay! So many reviews in so little time! Thank you so much! I'm so happy I
think I'll respond to each of them:
Kruchevskid: Thanks! One can never have to many pledged wombats!
sassy-diva2004: lol thanks, I don't hear that one very often!
resentment: I dunno, maybe I'm like caffine... yeah, we'll stick with that
blackis girl: Shoot, better get to work then, dang, I'm such a slacker.
miss.pega : Ok ok, if you insist. ;)
justy-sylvestris-vipera: Hmm, ok, I will. :P
angel718: Yes madam.
Danalas the Lady Chaos: All right, just don't do anything I wouldn't do with those. Wait, that'd still be dangerous...
Cole: thanks :D
Chamorro: glad you think so :D
SnOwFlaKe: hopefully you'll love this chappie just as much
Nickie02: ok, and you're welcome :P
Frifri: Wow! Thanks!!!
Keep reviewing!
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Harry & Ron,
Meet us at the muggle library in town at 12. We have a plan we think you'll approve of. –H And most probably agree with too. –G
That's what approve means Ginny. –H
Whatever, just be there or be square. –G
That sounded oddly American. –H
I got a foreign language book on those wacks. –G
-G & H
Ginny & Hermione,
We'll be there, but wouldn't it have been easier to just walk across the hall and tell us instead of sending poor pig? And don't Americans speak English too? H & R
Harry and Ron,
Yes, they do, and we can discuss the Americans later, right now I have to "put my face on". Haha that was another bit of America. I think it means to put on your makeup.
-G & H
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"So why are we here again? In a muggle library of all places." Ron asked Hermione as they walked into the highly air-conditioned sub arctic library. "It's freezing! Don't muggles have fire places?!"
"Ron would you please keep it down and stop shouting the word muggle?" Hermione hissed. Ron looked back at Harry and rolled his eyes. Harry snorted and Hermione turned around to glare at the both of them.
"Don't make her come back here Harry!" Ron laughed rather loudly. The librarian glared at them and pointed to a "NO TALKING!" sign above her desk. Ron and Harry walked quickly behind Hermione, hands in pockets, heads down. Ginny rolled her eyes at their little act.
"Would you guys please behave? We really need access to the Internet, and this is the only place I could think of." Hermione whispered as she sat down in front of a rather ancient and slow looking computer. The three others all pulled up chairs next to her.
"Muggles need to update their... umm whats that word dad's always using? Oh yeah technology." Ron muttered looking around at all the other computers and their frustrated users, some actually asleep. The other three nodded. Ginny started to explain, quietly of course, her genius plan.
"You hate Malfoy right?" Harry and Ron nodded. "So wouldn't it be hilarious to get back at him, in a really big embarrassing way?" Once again, two nods. "And you too didn't recognize Hermione until she spoke, and if she had, say, an American accent and I told you her name was, say, Amelia, you wouldn't have know the difference and Ron would have kept asking her for her number." Ron and Harry took some time to figure out the last statement and then reluctantly nodded. "Great! My sediments exactly. So, Hermione's going back to Hogwarts as Amelia, an American foreign exchange student. She makes Malfoy fall in love with her, and then some how embarrasses him in front of the whole school." Ron and Harry stared at her open mouthed. Hermione looked nervous as they waited for a reaction.
"Hermione? You agreed to this? Even knowing that the teachers would kill you if they found out?" Harry whispered in disbelief. Hermione nodded.
"It's not like I'd technically be doing anything wrong. I'd still be doing my work, coming to class, taking my tests, and all that other stuff I usually do, just under a different name." Hermione justified. Harry just shook his head.
"And you'd be willing to do all that stuff boyfriends and girlfriends do, with..with Malfoy?" Ron asked. Ginny rolled her eyes.
"You know Ron, he isn't completely horrible looking, and she'd be doing it knowing how great it'd feel to dump him in front of the whole school and revile herself on the last day or something."
"You guys are crazy, but if Ron's in, I'm in." Harry said. Ron nodded.
"Great! Now we're here to make Hermione American. Look up clothes, lingo, hair, tv shows, everything. Now....GO!" They all went to a separate computer, did a little bit of illegal over the summer magic to tune them up a bit, and started Hermione's transformation.
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H: There really into reality tv. Umm "queer eye for the straight guy", "the bachelor", "survivor", odd stuff like that. Weirdos, can't just watch sit coms or cartoons like the rest of the world.
-G
H: Foods- hamburgers, ice cream, French fries (chips), their version of chips (thin patatoe slices with salt, crunchy), umm Kraft cheese?, coke (sprite, dr pepper, Pepsi), anything you can stick in the microwave, and pizza, oh and chicken, they eat a lot of chicken.
-Harry
H: Football is called soccer; football is a totally different game which they like a lot. I think it has something to do with big men pounding into each other. They wear a lot of pads for this game. And a helmet. The like baseball a lot too, bat-ball-hit-run around a field- something like that.
-R
H: They wear tons of different stuff, but it looks like many of the normal people wear print tees, minis, jeans, tennis shoes, those weird French looking hats, and flip flops.
-G
H: They say whatever, idiot, shut up, no way, freak, gay (stupid I guess, like as in: that was so gay), fag (no, not a cigarette, a poof), and bitch (I don't think you should use this one a lot, from my understanding its something of a very offensive term towards a female, oh yeah so is slut, hoe, and whore, caution when using these)
-G
"Library is now CLOSED!"said a very annoyed looking librarian to the four, who, upon there looking around, were the last ones in the library. They picked up there notes and ran out, anxious to start Hermione's transformation.
Good? Ok? Bad? Please forgive the use of language in this chapter, they needed to understand Americans, and sadly those are commomenly used. Please REVIEW!!
Kruchevskid: Thanks! One can never have to many pledged wombats!
sassy-diva2004: lol thanks, I don't hear that one very often!
resentment: I dunno, maybe I'm like caffine... yeah, we'll stick with that
blackis girl: Shoot, better get to work then, dang, I'm such a slacker.
miss.pega : Ok ok, if you insist. ;)
justy-sylvestris-vipera: Hmm, ok, I will. :P
angel718: Yes madam.
Danalas the Lady Chaos: All right, just don't do anything I wouldn't do with those. Wait, that'd still be dangerous...
Cole: thanks :D
Chamorro: glad you think so :D
SnOwFlaKe: hopefully you'll love this chappie just as much
Nickie02: ok, and you're welcome :P
Frifri: Wow! Thanks!!!
Keep reviewing!
#%$&%()(&$%%##%#%&&()$%&&%$F$%())&%$$"$()
Harry & Ron,
Meet us at the muggle library in town at 12. We have a plan we think you'll approve of. –H And most probably agree with too. –G
That's what approve means Ginny. –H
Whatever, just be there or be square. –G
That sounded oddly American. –H
I got a foreign language book on those wacks. –G
-G & H
Ginny & Hermione,
We'll be there, but wouldn't it have been easier to just walk across the hall and tell us instead of sending poor pig? And don't Americans speak English too? H & R
Harry and Ron,
Yes, they do, and we can discuss the Americans later, right now I have to "put my face on". Haha that was another bit of America. I think it means to put on your makeup.
-G & H
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"So why are we here again? In a muggle library of all places." Ron asked Hermione as they walked into the highly air-conditioned sub arctic library. "It's freezing! Don't muggles have fire places?!"
"Ron would you please keep it down and stop shouting the word muggle?" Hermione hissed. Ron looked back at Harry and rolled his eyes. Harry snorted and Hermione turned around to glare at the both of them.
"Don't make her come back here Harry!" Ron laughed rather loudly. The librarian glared at them and pointed to a "NO TALKING!" sign above her desk. Ron and Harry walked quickly behind Hermione, hands in pockets, heads down. Ginny rolled her eyes at their little act.
"Would you guys please behave? We really need access to the Internet, and this is the only place I could think of." Hermione whispered as she sat down in front of a rather ancient and slow looking computer. The three others all pulled up chairs next to her.
"Muggles need to update their... umm whats that word dad's always using? Oh yeah technology." Ron muttered looking around at all the other computers and their frustrated users, some actually asleep. The other three nodded. Ginny started to explain, quietly of course, her genius plan.
"You hate Malfoy right?" Harry and Ron nodded. "So wouldn't it be hilarious to get back at him, in a really big embarrassing way?" Once again, two nods. "And you too didn't recognize Hermione until she spoke, and if she had, say, an American accent and I told you her name was, say, Amelia, you wouldn't have know the difference and Ron would have kept asking her for her number." Ron and Harry took some time to figure out the last statement and then reluctantly nodded. "Great! My sediments exactly. So, Hermione's going back to Hogwarts as Amelia, an American foreign exchange student. She makes Malfoy fall in love with her, and then some how embarrasses him in front of the whole school." Ron and Harry stared at her open mouthed. Hermione looked nervous as they waited for a reaction.
"Hermione? You agreed to this? Even knowing that the teachers would kill you if they found out?" Harry whispered in disbelief. Hermione nodded.
"It's not like I'd technically be doing anything wrong. I'd still be doing my work, coming to class, taking my tests, and all that other stuff I usually do, just under a different name." Hermione justified. Harry just shook his head.
"And you'd be willing to do all that stuff boyfriends and girlfriends do, with..with Malfoy?" Ron asked. Ginny rolled her eyes.
"You know Ron, he isn't completely horrible looking, and she'd be doing it knowing how great it'd feel to dump him in front of the whole school and revile herself on the last day or something."
"You guys are crazy, but if Ron's in, I'm in." Harry said. Ron nodded.
"Great! Now we're here to make Hermione American. Look up clothes, lingo, hair, tv shows, everything. Now....GO!" They all went to a separate computer, did a little bit of illegal over the summer magic to tune them up a bit, and started Hermione's transformation.
(())(())(())(())(())(())(())(())((())(())((())((()))((())))((()))()()()(())) (())(())))(())((()))((())))((
H: There really into reality tv. Umm "queer eye for the straight guy", "the bachelor", "survivor", odd stuff like that. Weirdos, can't just watch sit coms or cartoons like the rest of the world.
-G
H: Foods- hamburgers, ice cream, French fries (chips), their version of chips (thin patatoe slices with salt, crunchy), umm Kraft cheese?, coke (sprite, dr pepper, Pepsi), anything you can stick in the microwave, and pizza, oh and chicken, they eat a lot of chicken.
-Harry
H: Football is called soccer; football is a totally different game which they like a lot. I think it has something to do with big men pounding into each other. They wear a lot of pads for this game. And a helmet. The like baseball a lot too, bat-ball-hit-run around a field- something like that.
-R
H: They wear tons of different stuff, but it looks like many of the normal people wear print tees, minis, jeans, tennis shoes, those weird French looking hats, and flip flops.
-G
H: They say whatever, idiot, shut up, no way, freak, gay (stupid I guess, like as in: that was so gay), fag (no, not a cigarette, a poof), and bitch (I don't think you should use this one a lot, from my understanding its something of a very offensive term towards a female, oh yeah so is slut, hoe, and whore, caution when using these)
-G
"Library is now CLOSED!"said a very annoyed looking librarian to the four, who, upon there looking around, were the last ones in the library. They picked up there notes and ran out, anxious to start Hermione's transformation.
Good? Ok? Bad? Please forgive the use of language in this chapter, they needed to understand Americans, and sadly those are commomenly used. Please REVIEW!!