I forgot to mention in Ch. 1 that OP doesn't belong to me. ^^;; I tend to forget disclaimers. Also, Shiru-chan, I wish I could write a Naruto version but I just recently got into the fandom. I might write it someday but not now. ^^;;

"So you work for Lady Alvida, right?" Mary asked.

"Uh, yeah, how did you know?" Koby was surprised that Mary knew such a thing!

"You even made a boat to try to escape the island!"

"H-how did you..."

"Because I am the biggest One Piece fan ever!!"

"I'm a fan of the One Piece too!!" Luffy yelled.

"Anyway, I don't have the courage to leave. I guess it's fate to be a cabin boy for the rest of my life. But I once had a dream."

"Why don't you just escape!?!?" Mary inquired.

Koby began to shake his head repeatedly. "N-no way! Just thinking about what Alvida would do to me if she caught me makes my bladder weak....I just can't risk it...."

"Even for me?" Mary batted her eye lashes.

"We-ell, actually, for you I'll do anything!"

"Good! It's settled! You're coming with us, Koby!" Mary said.

"Yay! I got a new crewmember!" Luffy cheered.

"I...I'm going to leave Alvida and start a new life with Mary...." Koby sighed dreamily.

"LEAVE WHO!?" Alvida shouted and slammed her mace on the ground near Koby.

"Ahhhh!!!" Koby fell down. Mary gasped.

"You little sneak! Did you really think you could escape from me!?!"

"Hey! Leave Koby alone!" Mary cried out.

"Is that the bounty hunter you hired?" Alvida turned to her cabin boy. "She certainly isn't Roronoa Zoro!"

"ZORO? WHERE? I thought he didn't come out til the next chapter!!" Mary shrieked like the rabid fangirl she was.

"SHUT UP!" Alvida tried to club her but Mary jumped out of harm's way.

"Got to be quicker, old hag!"

"OLD HAG!?!?" Alvida began to run after Mary, trying to strike at her with the iron mace but the girl just kept avoiding it somehow.

Then Mary punched the lady pirate so hard, she fell to the ground.

"Now I want the rest of you to get Koby a dinghy! He's gonna join the Navy!" Mary commanded Alvida's crew.

"Yes, madam!" They all answered.

"M-Mary...wait a minute...how did you know that-"

"It's best not to question stuff!!" Luffy laughed.

Even though Mary and Luffy already had a boat, they still got on the new one.

"I'm so glad to have left those pirates." Koby said to Mary.

"I'm going after the One Piece!" Luffy proclaimed.

"Being with you, Mary, is such a treat."

"Oh Koby! Stop it!" Her cheeks turned a light pink color.

"So I have to enter the Grand Line!" Luffy said with excitement.

"Aha, that's nice, Luffy...anyway, your eyes are so sparkly and pretty, Mary!"

"Koby, stop it! I am totally blushing!"

Luffy grunted. For the first time in years, he grew increasingly angry. "That's why I have to assemble a super-crew...."

"LOOK! LET'S GO PICK ZORO NOW!!" Mary cried out.

"Roronoa Zoro? No no no! The guy is a demon! Don't go near him!" Koby warned.

"Oh be quiet, Koby! Zoro is a great guy!"

She charmed Luffy and Koby into paddling to the land.

Soon they arrived at the Naval Base town.

"We're finally here!" Luffy said happily.

"Hurry! Let's find Zoro! Then he can join you, Luffy!" Mary grabbed Luffy and dragged him around the town.

They arrived at the Navy Base.

"It looks so big up close!" Luffy said.

"Okay, as soon as we get Zoro to come along, I will go on a date with him....but I wish Sanji was here...he's the one I love m-" Mary then began to think about it. "HOLD ON A SEC! We could go get Sanji first because...HE IS HOTTER!!!!"

Luffy was baffled at what she had just said. "Sanji? Who's that?"

"Yeah, I-I've never heard of that person." Koby said, just as confused as Luffy.

"Come on! Let's go!" Mary nabbed the two boys and dashed to their boat.

Days later....

Mary jumped off the boat. She couldn't wait to snatch Sanji away and keep him for herself. She figured that they could "coincidentally" avoid finding Nami, so Sanji could only have eyes for her. The three entered the Baratie.

"SANJI! COME OUT! NOW!" Mary shouted.

The people in the restaurant paused and stared at the crazed fangirl.

Sanji came out, as soon as he saw her....his hormones went wild.

"Hel-" Sanji began but then Mary hit him over the head with a frying pan.

"Let's get him to the ship!" Mary said.

"But we never got to ask him if he wanted to join or not!" Luffy whined.

"He...he probably would have agreed! I'm just shortening the process!" Mary replied.

"HEY! Where are you taking my chef!?" Zeff asked, his tone furious.

"Shut up, old man!" Mary then kicked Zeff's leg.

"ARGH!"

"RUN!" Mary cried out.

Luffy and Koby carried the blonde chef and jumped into their row boat. Mary followed. They paddled away as fast as they could.

"I...I feel like a dirty criminal! What have we done!?" Koby sobbed.

"Oh well! As long as I got a crew mate....I guess......" Luffy was actually stressing out!

"Ah, Sanji, you are the hottest guy ever!" Mary said and stroked his hair.

Sanji began to wake up. Hearts formed in his eyes.

"Wow! I'm being taken care of by such a lovely woman!" He sighed, loving the attention.

"Aishiteru, Sanji-kun." Mary said with a cheap Japanese accent.

Luffy rolled his eyes....it seemed that Mary was the new main character of this series and not him.

2 B Continued....