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Summary: Glorfindel honey feathers twins = very messy Glorfindel. Read to find out more.

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"Elladan, Elrohir take Estel and go outside, leave me and Glorfindel to talk in peace and quiet." Elrond said strangely calm. Glrofindel and the Elven watched as the raven- haired trio left the room.

"My Lord you can't just let them walk out like that! Do you not see what they did to me?" Glorfindel threw his hands up flustured. Elrond couldn't hold it back any more, he started laughing hysterically at the sight of his dearest friend and chief advisor covered in sticky goo and and feathers. He really did look like a chicken.

"Glorfindel, my friend, it was just a harmless prank, nothing more. There is no need in punishing them for something so entertaining." Elrond managed to get out between chuckles.

"I am glad I amuse you my Lord!" Glorfindel yelled before storming out of Elronds study, leaving the still laughing lord to himself. If Elrond wasn't going to punish his sons, Glorfindel would. He would play a prank that all of Arda would remember for centuries to come. One so bad that the twins would never play another prank on him ever again. Glorfindel started giggling as he walked towards his bathing chamber, a evil smirk on his face. This was going to be fun. Oh so fun.

the next morning

All of Imladris awoke to the loud screams of the Elladan. Elladan had awoken first and went to wake his brother when he realized his long, flowing black hair was not where it should be. It was on the floor in a nice long braid next to his feet. Noticing this he screamed and ran to his twin brothers room to awake Elrohir and pound him until he confessed it was he who did it.

But entering his brothers room he found that Elrohir was in a similar state of disaray. Only what little hair his brother had left was colored a deep blue. This made him wonder what color his was.

He walked over to the mirror and stood in horror, his hair was green. Lime Green! Elladan screamed once again, this time waking his brother. He was soon joined in his screams of terror by Elrohir.

The twins decided to find out what was going on, but only after trying to get the color out of there once precious locks.

Elrohir went into his bathing chamber and filled the tub with the hotest water he could and got in. He poured the "shampoo" in his shortened hair and scrubbed, at least he tried. This was no shampoo at all, it was glue. The glue of all glue! Elf Glue! He got out of the tub so fast that the human eye would have never seen that his skin was now a deep shade of red. He pulled on a pair of leggings and ran to his little brother Estels room.

When he entered he found Elladan already there and Estel pinned to the floor crying. "… Why did you do it you little brat?!" Elladan questioned, not noticing his twin in the room.

"I told you! I didn't do anything! I don't know what happened to your skin, hair, or shampoo. I swear it!" Estel wasn't lying and Elrohir could sense it.

"Let him up Dan' twas not our little brother who did it but I think I know who it was… GLORFINDEL!" Elrohir's scream was heard all through the house. Glorfindel sat in the dinning hall with Elrond and the two started laughing upon hearing the shouts and screams clearly from the twins.

Glorfindel had asked Elrond for his help in his prank on the twins and Elrond agreed with out questions. Elrond was the one who cut and colored the twins hair and Glorfindel but dye in the faucets of the tubs and glue in the shampoo bottles. This was turning out to be the best prank.

Elladan and Elrohir came running into the dinning hall in a mess. Much to their dismay there was wax on the floor and they went sliding, landing in big bags full of flour. After the coughing and sneezing ceased they sat down in their normal seats quiet mad at Glorfindel.

"What is all this for Glorfindel?!" Elrohir interogated his tutor. He only used Glorfindels full name when he was mad, very mad.

"You don't remember yesterday pen-neth? You humiliated me, so it is my turn to do the same to you. I would advise you to go get cleaned up and come back downstairs clean. Use your brothers bath room, I would think your two are a little dirty." Glorfindel managed to say before he and his Lord started laughing once again.

Elrohir and Elladan made to get up only to realize they were stuck to their seats with even more elf glue. This was going to be a bad day, and it was even mid morning.

A very bad day indeed.

TBC… please r&r.

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