So... I get to meet Crash Bandicoot! I've always wanted to do that, always always always! And now I can! I know it's only a story but I don't care. If it works for me then I'm happy.
The light, so it turned out, was a sun... but it was made out of 3-D pixels! The whole place was just like the game (only with better graphics) and even the crates were there and one had the face of Aku Aku! I saw a chicken running around, a wizard who was pathetically trying to zap us. "AAAAAARRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!" Joe screamed. "I'm in PLAYSTATION LAND!" (if you don't get this, just wait till the third chapter is up. It will only be bio's of the characters that have appeared so far. Could be amusing and will appear every three chapters). He ran off screaming, bowled over the wizard that started to try and zap him and kicked the chicken into a conveniantly placed soccer goal. This really freaked Joe out because he has never scored a goal in his life! That was the last I ever saw Joe for this chapter (but not the last time you see him in this chapter). "Pity," Crash said to our astonishment. "He looked like a good kid."
"He is," Nazza said for the first time since the 3-D sun came up.
"But he is one of the arch-nemesises of Sony," I said to Crash. "I.e You."
Crash put a hand to his chest. "Someone other than Cortex doesn't like without getting payed?" he said with a self-pity kind of tone.
"It appears so," Nazza put forward.
"Aww, crap!"
Nazza and I both drew a sharp breath. Never have we ever imagined that Crash Bandicoot would curse. In front of people. This world was much different than watching it on the T.V. And indeed it was because I just realised that my clothes had changed to something really cool that I never knew I could wear. Plus Nazza and I wear made out of cool 3-D pixels. We were 3-D men! My hair was black and I was wearing some pitch black denim jeans and a pair of steel-capped work boots, also black. I was wearing a utility belt which had heaps of stuff on it, eg. A black drink bottle, a map of the whole Crash Bandicoot area (all areas in Crash 1, 2, 3 and Cortex Strikes Back), a discman with Linkin Park, MetallicA, The Offspring, Korn (sorry, I can't do backwards K's), AC / DC, Marilynn Manson (and much more that I can't be bothered to list) installed into its memory. Plus a pair of black sunglasses. My shirt was also black and plain and I was wearing my leather jacket that I got for my last birthday. I took the sunglasses off the belt and put them on. "Cool!" I said. I like it here. Nazza had also changed but he isn't important so I won't list his changes. All you need to know is that he looked pretty cool too.

I saw Crash gingerly pull out a splinter from his chest. "What happened there?" I asked, pointing at his chest.
"It's all those boxes I have to keep jumping on," Crash said. "If only i still had my bazooka here. I could break 'em open much easier and I could shoot that bloody wizard with out getting zapped." "Here," Nazza piped up. "Maybe this would help." In his hand he held the box of a sling-shot and several stones. In the side it said

"ACME Self-loading sling-shot. Never worry about the time taken to reload or fire again!

Crash grabbed it and ripped it out of the box. He aimed it at the box with Aku Aku's face on it and pushed the trigger on it's side. A rock was hurled off the cord on which it was held and smashed the box open. The slingshot clicked and another stone was already in its place, ready to fire. Crash yelpped with excitement and ran around shooting anything and everything he could find, even thos addorable little chickens. "One question," I said to Nazza. "Where the hell did you get that?"
"I don't know," Nazza replied. "I put my hand in my pocket and when I took it out, I was holding a slingshot."
"This is starting to feel more like Looney Tunes© than Crash Bandicoot."
"You're right. Maybe you should change scene and start writing it like Crash."
"Not just yet. I want to pull a few things out of my pocket."
And I did. I put my hand in my pocket and pulled out a...

rubber duck.

I put my hand back into my pocket and pulled out the secret weapon that everybody gets in a game that they use. i.e Crash gets a bazooka/slingshot, Squall in FFVIII© gets his Lionheart sword, in Dragon Ball/Z/GT everybody has their signature moves (eg Frieza's little laser from his finger. Piccollo has his Special Beam Cannon. Krillin has his Destructo Disk etc.) I just haven't figured out what my weapon is yet so I'm not going to tell you what it is yet. Nazza also pulled out his special weapon and I don't know what that is either so I'm not going to tell you what it is.

SCENE CHANGE!


Joe sat down behind a 3-D tree and closed his eyes. He started to speak really fast, "I need some coke, I need some coke, I need some vanilla coke!"
"Here you are son," a deep voice said that scared the crap out of him. Standing before him was a man and in his arms he held an industrial sized can of vanilla coke. It was so big that it was bigger than the man that was holding it...

To Be Conitnued...


Oh no... who is this man and how did he get an industrial sized coke? I want it! WARNING! Do not review the next chapter unless it is about the previous chapters or saying how funny it is because it is only bios of previously appeared characters! So enjoy it!