Crash Bandicoot© - Beyond the TV Screen - Bio's
This is just a bio's page so if you don't want to know anything about the characters I've put in so far...
DON'T READ ITNazza the Kid
Nazza is a good friend of Spinx (me) and does lots & lots of stupid stuff with him. He is responsible for making
Spinx (that's me again) the crazy guy he is today! So you can send your complaints to him, not me (Spinx)!
Here are a few things you can blame him for...
1. Giving me an imagination (I don't know how, he just did)
2. Making that imagination sick and twisted
3. Introducing me to GOOD horror films (Jeepers Creepers, Nightmare one Elm Street, Friday the 13th etc. I introduced myself to Chucky the really kool evil doll)
4. Giving Joe an imagination
5. Letting Joe have one-too-many vanilla cokes
6. Not STOPPING Joe from having one-too-many vanilla cokes
7. Introducing me to
8. Letting me write a fic on Crash Bandicoot and other stuff (so blame him for my bad fics)
9. Everything else that's wrong with me.
And now for the things about him that you should need to know before continuing with the story.
1. He likes his Playstation 2 and computer, thus Crash Bandicoot and CD's
2. He is good friends with me and Joe
3. He plays Ratchet and Clank a lot!
4. He goes to school with me and Joe
5. He hates all the teachers I hate and likes all the teachers I like (a few teachers jokes will come up soon)
6. He, unfortunately, likes 24 (again, I'll rip off 24 in this fic. Much to Nazza's dislike)
7. Nazza and I put up with Joes, ahem, antics all day long (stupid Joe who likes Nintendo)
8. Nazza and I are crazy bastards who do stupid stuff (check out our website, to see some of the crazy stuff we do)
Spinx the Sphinx
Spinx, now what can I say about myself? I could say that I'm good looking, rich, owns a V8 Mustang, is the
popular guy and is well built. But we all know that that be a huge lie and if I was the popular guy I wouldn't
spend my time on the computer writing fics for other people and putting them on the internet. So I will tell you
the truth. I'm good friends with Nazza and Joe and write really good fics (cough cough). Do crazy stuff and do
the really unpopular thing and post it on the net. These are the things you can blame me for...
1. Being born
2. Meeting Nazza
3. Being a spock (smart person)
4. Creating a universe in my own head
5. Learning how to read and write, thus learning how to write this fic
6. Trying to be a comedian
7. Being a, according to Nazza, "pimp" (this does not mean that I like Fifty Cent, I think that they are the gayest "band" ever)
8. Liking Metallica (Metallica will also come into the story)
9. Making Moppy a weird psycho (rip off)
10. Liking The Offspring (you know)
Crash Bandicoot
A playful little bandicoot that likes to save the world, lie in the sun and annoy his sister, Coco. This little buddy of Playstation players around the world is one of the key elements of this story and hates, absolutely HATES 24! (sorry to all 24 lovers but I don't like and I'm voicing my opinion) He will be the one who defeats... no one, he will be taken captive and made to fight in a colosseum with lions running around everywhere (Tiny Tiger's arena in Crash Bandicoot WARPED). So too bad for all who thought he would be the hero. He just has to lose some time.
!!!!! LOST, ONE BOY!!!!!
Joe, good friend of Spinx and Nazza, son to his parents and brother to his dog, we have lost this boy. He was last spotted in a 3-D forest in the world of Crash Bandicoot. A man was seen giving him an industrial sized vanilla coke. The source of this last sighting is the author of the story you are reading. The only other thing we could get out of him was that the coke belonged to him. Joe is one of those boys who gets scared of the dark when he is in a lighted room so we need to find him fast. He will be found, just not yet, is all the author said other than where Joe was and about the vanilla coke. He also said (apart from that Joe will be found, the coke belongs to him and that Joe was last seen in a forest) that Joe deserved getting lost because he is stupid. He also said (apart from that Joe is stupid, Joe will be found, the coke belongs to him and that... Aaah stuff it, you know what I said so I'll just finish this Chapter here)