Title: Is That a Wand in your Pocket?

Rating: PG-13 -slash, swearing --Draco/Harry

Author: Heath07

Summary: Not much to summarize here... and there's no point really. lol Longer than a drabble, shorter than a real fic. lol

Disclaimer: I don't own anything to do with Harry Potter and would like very much not to be sued. :)


"Oi!" Draco called when he spotted Harry walking out of the Entrance Hall. He smirked, his sly mouth twisting with excitement. "Fancy a fuck, Potty?"

Harry hesitated before smiling. "Er..all right."

Malfoy's eyes were the size of dinner plates. "Blimey, I was just having a go at you, Potter!"

It was Harry's turn to look smug. "Right. And I suppose that's your wand in your pocket?"

"Matter of fact, it is," Malfoy answered indignantly.

Harry sniggered. "Then what's that in your hand?"

"Bloody hell," Draco muttered, staring down at his robes and an obvious erection.

"Cheers," Harry called over his shoulder as he walked down the steps and headed for Hagrid's cabin leaving behind a very confused and agitated Draco Malfoy.