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(A large room in what appears to be an extremely expensive castle is shown. Nobody is there. Suddenly a loud thunder is heard. Chris Jericho suddenly crashes through the roof. Chris stands up and looks around)
Chris: Where the hell am I?
(Suddenly, HHH falls through the roof landing right on top of Chris)
HHH: What the hell?
Chris: You landed on my rock star worthy face!!
HHH: You know what, just shut the hell up!
(Another rumble is heard. HHH and Chris see the Big Show fall through the roof.)
Chris: AHHHHHHHH!!
HHH: No way I'm having a 500 lb. monkey ass land on my face.
(Chris and HHH dove out of the way. Big show falls down.)
Big Show: Owwww!! My ass!!
HHH: Well, you dumbass, it would hurt. You got a lot of ass.
Big Show: Why don't you come over here so I can show you just how much ass I have?
Jericho: Hey guys, listen.
(Another rumble is heard. Big Show looks up and sees Sable falling through the roof. She lands on Big Show's lap.)
Big Show: Well, hello.
Sable: Get your hairy hands off me!!
HHH: (to Jericho) Now why couldn't I have been under that?
Jericho: Because girls want to land on someone who has a dick and a reputation.
(Load groans are heard.)
Jericho: (running and hiding behind HHH) Wha-wha-what was tha-that???
HHH: (sarcastically) Oh, does the rock star need a bodyguard??
(More groans are heard and three figures appear by a doorway. Jericho panicks and reaches for a bowl on a mantelpiece.)
Jericho: Look out!!!
(Jericho throws the bowl and it hits one of the figures)
Steve Austin: Jesus Christ, first swords are under my feet, now meteors with voices are hitting my head.
Jericho: Steve, is that you?
Steve: What, I said what the hell were you thinkin' boy?
Jericho: I'm so, so, so, so sorry.
Steve: You gonna get an ass whoopin' like nothin' you ever had.
(The lights in the whole place are turned on. The two figures that were beside Steve were Jamie Noble and Nidia)
Jamie Noble: Look, baby, I told you I would get the lights on. Ain't no more monsters gonna scare you, darlin'.
Nidia: Baby, you were so right.
(They both start makin out'. A booming voice comes from the sky)
Narrator: Just what the hell are you two doin?
Nidia: Nothin, just looking for something.
Narrator: That's it!! I've had enough of seein' you two make out. I had to watch it while Nidia landed on Jamie. I had to watch while Nidia got scared of the dark. I had to watch it when Steve thought swords were under him. I'm sick of it. Next time, I'm gonna do somethin' about it. This is your warning.
Jamie Noble: What the hell are you gonna do about it?
Nidia: Are you God?
Narrator: Yea, I'm God. Next time you guys do something like that, I gonna send Moses down with the plagues of Egypt and makes sure that he kills your first born.
Jamie Noble: But, but we don't have a first born.
Narrator: Do you want one?
Jamie Noble: Touching has ceased.
(Steve has walked over to a little girl in a white dress, she is sitting down playing with a puppet. Steve seems to think he has left his daughter there and is suffering from insanity.)
Steve: Where is my daughter? What have you done with her?
Little girl: Are you mad? I am your daughter.
(Steve pulls the mask off)
Steve: AHHHHHHH!!!
(Steve has revealed who his daughter really is and the real daughter is laughing like a madman)
Kane: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Steve: I'm gonna kill you!!
Kane: You shoulda seen the look on your face.
Sable: Well you can scare anyone without your mask on.
Kane: At least I didn't land on a big hairy, sweaty monster.
Big Show: Hey!! You wanna prove who the top dog is! Let's settle this right now.
Kane: About damn time.
(Suddenly a loud booming voice is heard)
Voice: WHO DARES TO DISTURB MY CASTLE!!!!