Disclaimer: I still do not own any of the WWE members nor the people used in this story. Thanks to Dark Samarian and Kanesangel16 for the review.
Jericho: Wha-what was that?
HHH: Like hell I know. Kane, you know all about the underworld. Hell you've even had family in the underworld, tell us what it is.
Kane: I, I don't know.
Big Show: Of course he wouldn't know
Sable: Quick, Kane, take off your mask!!
(The voice is heard again)
Voice: I SAID WHO DARES TO DISTURB MY CASTLE!!!
Nidia: No one
Steve: What, I said what in the hell are you doing? Now they are gonna know we're here. Nice going you stupid hoe.
Jamie Noble: Don't you dare be callin my girl a hoe!!
Voice: SILENCE!!!!
(A figure emerges from the shadows from the upper floor and walks down the stairs. It is dressed in a long black cloak and carries magic wand)
Voice: BEFORE YOU DIE YOU SEE THE.AHHHHH!!!!
(The figure trips over a dog toy and falls down the stairs)
Voice: OUCH, OOCH, EECH, OUCH!!
(The figure lands at the bottom of the stairs. It stands up quickly and recollects itself.)
Voice: Killer, I thought I told you to keep your goddamn toys off the stairway!! Anyway, as I was saying, before you die you see the ring.
Steve: What, I said WHAT the hell does that mean?
Voice: All in good time.
HHH: Who the hell is Killer?
Voice: Only my dog.
Kane: What dog? Where? Keep it away, keep it away!!!
Sable: OK lady; care to tell us who you are?
Voice: I am Dark Samarian, the keeper of this property, which you have trespassed on. I suggest you all leave before my dog has herself a nice little snack.
Kane: I'll do whatever you want, just don't bring her out, please!!!
Nidia: (to Jamie) Baby, I'm scared.
Jamie: Don't worry baby, I'll protect you.
(Jamie Noble and Nidia start making out)
Narrator: I can't take this anymore!!! grabs hair and is tearing it out Dark Samarian, the dog!! Bring out the dog, for Christ's sake.
Dark Samarian: Huh? What?
Narrator: The dog, goddamnit, bring out the dog!!!!
Dark Samarian: Oh yea right. (turning to Kane) So, you are scared of dogs, are you? (Calling her dog) Oh, Killer.
(Loud barks and growls are heard. Everyone is shaking in their boots. Suddenly, a dog comes and sits by her master)
Big Show: That's, that's your dog. That's not a dog. That's a fluff ball with bad taste.
(Everyone starts laughing. There sitting beside Dark Samarian is white poodle that is only knee-high)
Dark Samarian: Well, I see you have no taste in your choice of dogs. This happens to be pure bred winner in dog contest. Kill, kill, Killer, kill.
Kane: Get the little motherfucker away from me!!!!! He'll kill us all!!!! He will, I know he will!!!
Killer: Bark bark.
Dark Samarian: Oh, just get!
(Dark Samarian kicks Killer away. She wimps away into the shadows.)
Dark Samarian: You all will soon learn to keep your mouths shut.
Jericho: Or what!!! (crying now) Why do you think everything is about you? Why can't you just be nice and let us all get out of here without pissin our pants. (sniffling, now angry) You're not king of the world you know!!
(Dark Samarian waves her wand and snaps it at Jericho. Jericho turns into a frog)
Jericho: Aww, shit!
HHH: Look who's got the rock star face now!
Jericho: You just shut up before I...Hey!!! A fly!
(Jericho hops around trying to catch it)
Dark Samarian: Anyone else wanna object?
(They all shake their heads no)
Dark Samarian: That's what I thought!
(Suddenly a shiny light bursts through a door and out walks a gorgeous looking woman with a blue dress on and she also has a magic wand)
Woman: Did I not tell you to leave then alone?
Dark Samarian: Yea, but what are you gonna do about it?
Woman: (sighing) Get away before I throw water on you.
Dark Samarian: (Hissing and backing away)
Woman: Go on shoe!!
(Dark Samarian backs away and leaves)
Big Show: Hey, thanks a lot.
Steve: Yea thanks.
Sable: Uhh, Kane, the dogs gone.
(They all turn to see Kane hiding under a table sucking his thumb and yelling for his mommy. All of a sudden they see a girl rush to see if Kane is okay)
Girl: It's ok, Kane, shhhhh. Everything is gonna be alright.
HHH: Who the hell is she?
Woman: She would be Kanesangel.
Big Show: Hey, Kane, you better get me an angel too.
Woman: That is her name dumbass.
(The woman takes her wand and creates a sledgehammer. She then proceeds in knocking Big Show's head in)
Jericho: (To Big Show) Haha! You look like a potato with a spud.
Big Show: Shut up, or I'll put flypaper up.
Jericho: NOOOOO!!!! crying
Steve: (to the woman) And just who the fuck would you be?