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Woman: I am Iccess-America and you are all treading on dangerous grounds.
HHH: Hey, lady, who don't you tell us something we don't know.
Iccess: You better watch it or I will have to do to you what Dark Samarian did to Jericho
Jericho: It's awful man. I'm gonna have some serious bathroom problems when I turn back into a human.
Iccess: You mean if you turn back into a human
Jericho: Well, why don't you use your wand to transform me back.
Iccess: I cannot do that. It is against my instructions.
Steve: Instructions! What, I said what instructions?
Iccess: Well, you may wanna hear it from the beginning. KANESANGEL!!!
(Kanesangel had Kane back to his normal self and hurridly walked over to the wall)
Kanesangel: It's like this.
(Suddenly a chalkboard and desks drop down onto the floor. One desk hits Sable on the head)
Sable: OWWW!!
Nidia: Serves you right for getting in my way at the match.
Sable: My head may hurt, but I can still kick your ass.
Nidia: Bring it bitch.
(The two start having a WWE Smack down right then and there. Suddenly a crowd forms around them. They are all chanting "Fight, fight" Suddenly Kanesangel breaks it up.)
Kanesangel: That's it! You two are both assigned detention.
Nidia: What the hell would be considered detention here!
Kanesangel: This
(Kanesangel says some strange rhyme and all of a sudden Sable and Nidia both look down and notice something terribly wrong.)
Nidia: My breasts, they are gone
Sable: (looking down her own shirt) I can't believe it. How the hell am I supposed to flaunt off my figure now.
Kanesangel: Everyone take a seat!!
(Everyone obeyed and took a seat. Kanesangel put on a pair of glasses and started to talk)
Kanesangel: Now, You all have done something extremely wrong to each other to end up here. Now, you must all work together to get out otherwise, you will all end up dead. Now, Dark Samarian is given instructions to try to stop your work and keep you all here. Though she is not allowed to touch you unless you are on her territory, which is the attic upstairs. Iccess is allowed to help you, but not a great deal. She can only give you hints and shit like that. I will be your guide and Iccess's eyes to see what you are doing. Now, are there any questions?
(Big Show raised his hand anxiously and leaned forward. Suddenly the desk broke and he fell on his ass on the floor. He still has his hand up, waving all in the air)
Kanesangel: Yes, Big show.
Big Show: So, basically Iccess is like the good witch of the north and Dark Samarian is like the wicked witch of the west.
Kanesangel: You can think of it like that.
Kane: So where is the wicked witch of the east?
Kanesangel: I don't know hunny, we can look for her, together, later. Giggles
HHH: So where is the city of Oz?
Kanesangel: There is no city called Oz.
Jericho: Where is the wizard of Oz?
Kanesangel: Jericho, I'll give you this fly if you don't talk for five minutes.
Jericho: Gimme, gimme, gimme.
Nidia: I wanna wear the red slippers.
Jamie: You will.
Kanesangel: There are no red slippers.
Jericho: Gimme the goddamn fly.
Kanesangel: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
(Everyone looks at her, shocked)
Iccess: That's enough Kanesangel.
(Iccess beckons everyone to stand up. Then all the desks and the chalkboard dissapear.)
Big Show: Awesome
(Kanesangel wraps her arm around Kane's waist.)
Kanesangel: I know.
Kane: Uh, yea sure, what are you doing?
Kanesangel: Being with you, love. bats her eyelashes
Kane: Um, I don't think I know you.
Kanesangel: Oh you will. smiling sweetly
HHH: Yo, Iccess or whatever the hell your name is. Where do we go first? The moon.
Iccess: That's it!!!
(Iccess is about to fry him when a voice is heard)
Narrator: Iccess, I know he's making you mad, but he's an asshole. He has no brains. He doesn't know any better.
Iccess: I suppose your right.
HHH: Hey, you person with the voice. At least I ain't trapped up in space and gotta look down on us all the time. I would be sleeping by now.
Narrator: No, it's quite amusing. Especially since your fly has been down this whole time.
HHH: WHY YOU, YOU LITTLE HOE!! I BET YOU THINK YOU HAVE ALL THE FUN! WELL, LEMME TELL YOU SOMETHING, YOU GODDAMN WHORE!!!! AT LEAST I HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY TO HAVE SEX AND PLEASURE MYSELF!! YOU GOTTA STAND UP THERE AND BE A VIRGIN FOR YOUR WHOLE LIFE!!!
Narrator: Iccess!!! Do something to him! NOW!!!!
Iccess: Yes!!!
(Iccess waves her wand and HHH turns into an ugly woman)
HHH: AH!!! You sick fuck!
Sable: Hey, Iccess got herself a bitch. Ha.
HHH: At least I make a better woman than you. I got a chest.
Sable: You shut the hell up.
Iccess: Anyway, your note is over there. It gives you a hint of where you are supposed to travel.
(Iccess leaves the people and disappears. Steve picks up the note and reads it)
In the darkness of a temple
You will find the truthful key
Slender and a dangerous
It will turn for you to see
Follow the red path from the room
Of a million pieces of porcelain
The dead end is trick of your mind
The spring is at the point of the hand
Nidia: So, what do we do?
Steve: We find the room with a million pieces of porcelain
(They all start walking away. Jericho hops behind them)
Jericho: Hey guys. Wait up. I can only hop so far. My feet hurt. Guys, guys. Wait. Nidia, I can give half your chest back.