Author's Note: I'm sooooo sorry I took so long in getting in an update, but school has been hectic lately. I have a nice long chapter for you now.
(The group enters a large room filled with mirrors. Except the mirrors are like the ones you see in a fun house.)
Kanesangel: Look baby!! A funhouse!
Kane: Woman, seriously get your goddamn hands off me!!
Kanesangel: Awwww! Is my hunny a little shy?
Steve: What, I said what the hell is a fun house doing in this damn castle?
Jericho: Hey, why the hell did you guys leave me behind? I can't hop that fast.
Nidia: Oh look, baby! Mirrors!
Kanesangel: You know Nidia, if you stick your chest out far enough in this mirror, it will actually look like you have an A size chest.
Jamie: Really? (pulls out dick and looks in mirror) Hey man, awesome!
Nidia: Baby, when we get out of here please promise you'll get surgery and make it that big. (makes big puppy face)
Jamie: (returning puppy face) Oh, ok baby. (kisses Nidia)
HHH: Ok, can we please keep moving?
Big Show's ass is already big enough, I don't ned it doubled in size, ok?
Big Show: At least I'm not an ugly bitch.
HHH: Fuck you.
Jericho: Can someone get that fly up there in the corner?
Sable: I wish Vine were here!!!!! (starts crying)
Jamie: I love you so much baby!
Nidia: I love you too! (starts making out)
Steve: Need....beer.....must.....have....beer (gasp)
Kane: I'm so scared (runs away)
Kanesangel: (slaps Steve) now see what you've done.
Steve: Listen here, woman ain't no woman gonna be slappin' me around. (starts fighting with Kanesangel)
Sable: I want my Vince!!!!!
Big Show: (to HHH) At least I got a dick.
HHH: At least I'm skinnier than you.
Big Show: Yo man, fuck you!
Narrarator: ENOUGH!!! (Everyone stops and stares up at the ceiling) I'M SICK OF ALL THE FUCKIN' FIGHTING!! Y'ALL ARE PISSIN' ME OFF!! LOOK WHAT YOU'RE DOIN' TO KANE!! (everyone looks at Kane. He is under the table crying and sucking his thumb)
Kane: I WANT MY MOMMY!!! (sobs uncontrollably)
Kanesangel: (runs over to him) Shh. Baby it's alright.
Narrator: NOW NIDIA. IF I GIVE YOU YOUR GODDAMN BOOBS BACK, WILL YOU QUIT MAKING OUT WITH JAMIE!
Nidia: (squeaks) yea.
Narrator: HHH, IF I MAKE YOU A MAN AGAIN WILL YOU PLEASE STOP PISSIN EVERYONE OFF!
HHH: yea, whatever man.
Narrator: JERICHO, IF I HAVE YOU TURNED BACK INTO A HUMAN WILL YOU PROMISE TO STOP CHASING FLIES!
Jericho: (sobs) I don't wanna eat no more flies. (cries)
Narrator: AND FOR GOD'S SAKE JAMIE PUT YOUR FUCKIN' DICK AWAY!
Jamie: Sorrry. (puts dick away)
Narrator: FINE!! Sable: Hey, what about me?
Narrator: You don't cause too many problems, so I'm gonna keep you just the way you are.
Sable: Bitch!
Narrator: Actually it's Miss Bitch to you. ICCESS!
Iccess: What the fuck do you want?
Narrator: Don't' speak to me like that!
Iccess: I'll speak however the fuck I wanna speak.
Narrator: And I'll kick you out of the fuckin' story
Icces: What do you want?
Narrator: Turn HHH into a man, Jericho into a human, and give Nidia her chest back.
Iccess: (huffs) Fine! (waves magic wand)
(HHH turns back to himself, Jericho changes into a human, and Nidia's chest magically grows back)
Jamie: (looking at Nidia's chest) Hey cool, just like Miracle Grow.
HHH: Well, this feels nice, I have a dick again.
Sable: You mean you finally have a dick.
HHH: At least I've had a chest. A rather nice one too if I might add.
Steve: What the hell happened to you man?!?!
(everyone turns and looks at Jericho.)
Kane: Hey look, it's Richard Simmons.
(Jericho is no longer Jericho he is Richard Simmons.)
Jericho: THIS IS THE LAST STRAW I'M SICK OF THIS BULLSHIT. YOU CHEATED ICCESS!
Iccess: I did not cheat, she simply said a human, never a man
Jericho: WHORE!
Iccess: I know. (disappears)
Big Show: C'mon let's get moving.
(everyone starts moving. Suddenly a laugh is heard out of nowhere.)
Kane: Wha...what was tha...tha...that?
Kanesangel: Just some slutty teenager being jealous of me I'm sure
Sable: They ain't nothing to be jealous about sweetheart.
Kanesangel: bitch!
Steve: (leaning against mirror) Can we just shut up and get the hell out of here?
(suddenly a face appears on the mirror. Steve turns around.)
Steve: HOLY MOTHERFUCKIN' SHIT! (jumps back)
Big Show: Dark Samaria!
(Dark Samaria's face is the one which appeared in the mirror)
Dark Samaria: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
(her face appears on all mirrors except one. In the one beside Kane, her dog killer appears)
Kane: AHHH!!!! GET HIM AWAY FROM ME! BACK YOU SAVAGE BEAST, BACK!
Jericho: (as Richard simmons) Now everybody kick.
(Jericho kicks and accidently breaks the mirror)
Dark Samaria: Ahh!!!!
(the mirrors all shattered into a million pieces)
Sable: OWW! Something is stuck in my face.
Jamie: (Pulls it out) It's just a piece of Porcelain)
Nidia: All the pieces of glass are porcelain.
HHH: Look!
(On a piece of porcelain green writing appears and so does a key. Sable picks the key up and reads the writing)
Sable: The key you've now contained
Holds many secrets for your honor
Open the shredded tapestry
To find a sacred altar
Negotiate your lives with time
One of you is bound to fate
Darkness will engorge itself in night
And surely you will be the prey
Steve: Well, lets get moving.
Jericho: Easy for you to say. Trade me shoes.
Steve: No!
Jericho: Please
Steve: No
Jericho: Please.
Steve: No
Jericho: Red polka dot heels are not as bad as you think.
(R&R PLEASE)