I'm soooo sorry for not writing in such long time, but I was grounded 'cause my grades got really bad. Well, they're better now, so no biggie. I hope I haven't lost all my . . . people that review.

Disclaimer: ehhh, no.

Yami's POV because I'm really bored.

Yami: I hate you.

Yeah, that's nice. BTW, Kevi (kee-vee) like kiwi with a V . . . is my character, not a Mary Sue; she doesn't even have a Millennium Item . . . no flaming her. Little humor at her expence.





Little Light of Mine



I stared at Yugi for what seemed eternity, and he was still hugging Ryou. Yugi doesn't hug people. He never has. So why is he hugging Ryou? There was a familiar flash of golden light as Bakura reemerged from the confines of the ring. He looked at Yugi . . . oh Ra I think he's going to kill my Aibou! Oh that is so not happening! I grabbed Bakura's wrist and forced his arm behind his back, hearing a popping sound issue from the shoulder. He glared at me from the corner of his eye.

"What Pharaoh?" he sneered at me.

"Leave my Aibou alone tomb robber." (yeah, they hate each other. hard to tell, ne?) I twisted his arm further, breaking the bone. I saw Ryou clutch his arm and only then remembered the link the two shared. I let Bakura go and he fell to the floor. Oh great, now I get to deal with Ishtar, right? Right? So, wait, why isn't he here? I just broke Bakura's arm! Why aren't you here?

"Yami!" I heard Yugi cry from over Ryou. He was hurt, again. But this time it was my fault. Ra, I hate this. I got up and walked calmly to the phone. There was one person I knew that could fix this. I dialed the number and spoke quickly with her boyfriend. She'd be here soon.



~*~



Ten minutes later the teenaged girl showed up at Yugi's house. She wasn't like a super model or anything, just a normal crazy witch that could heal people and knew the future but couldn't tell a soul to save her life. She was nice, if a little eccentric. She walked into the living room, her layered green hair falling over her shoulders.

"What do ya need Yami-kins?" *sigh* she just had to use that name, didn't she!

"I need you to heal one of these two, preferably him." I pointed to bakura.

"Why just one?" she tilted her head to the right and closed her left eye. Then she pouted.

"Kevi." I said patiently. "If you heal him, then Ryou will be fine." See, you have to be patient with Kevi or she'll cry. And Ra does this girl cry! She smiled at me and walked over to Bakura, who was now sitting on the floor.

"Who are you?" she asked as she sat next to him. Surprisingly he didn't try to kill her. maybe Ryou was rubbing off on his yami. Or not.

"I don't need to tell a stupid girl like you who I am." I shook my head, bad mistake tomb robber. He's never dealt with a crying Kevi. But everyone learns this lesson. And everyone makes mistakes . . . he just happens to make a lot of them. Oh well, it's his funeral. I could sence Yugi frowning at me for my last chain of thoughts. I just smiled and watched Kevi and Bakura.

Here are the steps to Kevi Crying:

She'll pout.

She'll get that watery-misty look in her eyes

She'll hold onto your arm or whatever apendage happens to be nearest, and never let go. It's her way of saying, move and die.

Then she starts the sniffling puppy dog look

This is the worst step, she nuzzles you. This makes you feel horrible. Trust me, this with the other steps combined is enough to make Kaiba falter.

Let the water works begin.

She's pretty much at step five. She grabbed on to Bakura's waist, seeing as his arm is broken, and . . . oh, wait, here it comes . . . the nuzzling! Look! He's turning red! He's blushing. How disturbing. I guess that would be embarased reddness. I hope. Cal would get mad otherwise, and he doesn't get mad. (Cal is Kevi's b/f) I guess I should feel bad for Bakura, I mean, Yugi has done this to me thousands of times, and I know it's impossible to ignore. But I'll let him suffer a little longer.





Wow, Yami's being evil. Sorry 'bout the lateness, I've been grounded from the computer. *sniffle* I'm slowly getting back my privaleges! R&R pleez!!!!!!!! Ja ne!