Disclaimer: Hey! I'm back. Once again, I do not own the WWE or any of the wrestlers (though I wish I did). This story is for the sole purpose of entertainment.
Steve: FOR THE LAST GODDAMN TIME CHRIS I SAID NO!!!!
Jericho: C'mon. The dress throws this all off. It's really nice to wear.
Sable: Hey guys (points at door) what's through this door.
Big Show: Why don't you put that key in and see if it fits, Sable.
Sable: Ok (she puts the key in and turns it.) Hey it worked!
Nidia: So that's what those things are for. I thought those were peep holes.
Jamie: Remember when I tried to stick my dick in one of those things.
Nidia: Ah, those were some good times.
Jamie: Want me to try it again baby?
Everyone: GOD, NO!
Jamie: Geez, alright.
(They all walk through the door)
Jericho: Wow, look at all the pictures.
HHH: Dumbass, they are tapestries.
Kanesangel: Baby, look at this picture. It's so pretty. (She points at a tapestry of an angel)
Kane: Uh-huh, sure.
Sable: Look, this tapestry is all shredded up.
(They all look into the tapestry)
Steve: Hey look Kane. You're home. (Steve pushes Kane through the tapestry)
Kane: Son-of-a-bitch!!!!!!!
Kanesangel: Honey, I'm coming! ( She grabs Big show's necklace) Help me pull him up.
Big Show: Let go woman! I'm flying over!
Kanesangel: Fuckin shit! (They both fall through) ICCESS! PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME FEEL LIKE HHH OR JERICHO LIKE WHEN THEY FIRST APPEARED!
(Iccess's voice is heard)
Iccess: I don't know, this might be funny.
Kanesangel: YOU BITCH!
(Nidia and Jamie and fucking like crazy. Jaime goes to push her up against the wall)
Nidia: Baby, fuck me, fuck me hard.
Jamie: Ugh!
(They fall through)
Everybody: Ewwww!
Steve: I'd like to see how that would end.
HHH: Now you will! (He pushes Steve)
Sable: That's gonna be a compromising position.
Jericho: Yea I wish I had a tape recorder.
(Suddenly Dark Samarian appears and she turns to Jericho)
Dark Samarian: Jericho, aren't you late for your workout. It's been 20 minutes.
Jericho: Oh My goodness, I have to do acrobatics now. Now, everybody, cartwheel! (Jericho cart wheels and his heel snags on Sable's hair. Jericho goes through the tapestry, his heel still caught in Sable's Hair)
Sable: (hanging onto tapestry) HHH! Help me.
HHH: Like hell I will.
Sable: (smirks) then you're coming with. (She grabs onto his arm and pulls him through with her)
HHH: AHHHHH!
(Lights out)
(Lights on)
(Everybody is fallen on the floor in a heaping pile)
Sable: Ow!
Steve: Jericho, get your fuckin' heel out of my ass.
Jericho: But I'm all the way over here.
Jamie: Umm...that would be my dick in your ass.
Steve: OH MY FUCKIN GOD YOU SICK FUCK! GET OFF OF ME! (he scrambles up and pushes Jaime off)
Jamie: Sorry man, it felt like Nidia. All soft and tight and...
Sable: God, stop please before I throw up.
Big Show: Maybe you'll throw up your boobs.
Sable: Shut up!
(Everybody gets up. Kane walks towards a table. On the table sits a vial.)
Kane: What's this?
Nidia: a dog's blood
Kane: EEEEEKKK! (drops vial)
Kanesangel: BABY! (catches vial)
Kane: (hyperventilating)
Kanesangel: Drink this baby. You might calm down.
Kane: Aite, but quit calling me baby. (takes vial and drinks it. His eyes grow bloodshot)
Kanesangel: Baby?
Kane: NIDIA!!!!!!
Nidia: eek!
Kane: I'm gonna kick your ass!
HHH: Look you guys, it's Killer!
Kane: Where? I'm gonna kick that dog's ass.
Chris: Hey, Kane's no longer afraid of dogs.
Big Show: (sampling drop from vial, tastes it) It's a mix. It makes people courageous of their fears.
Jamie: So that's what you do after wrestling matches.
Sable: Nobody has to guess what you and Nidia do after matches.
Kanesangel: guys? Where is killer going?
Jamie: ( to Sable) I'm gonna show you what me and Nidia do after matches and I know I'm gonna enjoy this as much as you are.
Sable: Bring it baby!
(the two start making out like crazy)
Nidia: Oh no, you didn't bitch. (She pulls Sable off of Jamie.)
Kanesangle: Guys?
Sable: (thrown into Big show) Eww! Get off of me hairy beast.
Big Show: I'll show you the beast! (throws Sable)
Kanesangel: Guys?
Sable: (thrown into Kane) AHHHH!!!
Kane: Like it baby.
Kanesangel: ICCESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Iccess: (her voice is heard) What the fuck do you want?
Kanesangel: Since you didn't help me last time, can you get me the goddamn narrator?
Iccess: Why?
Kanesangel: Cuz you can and I can't you stupid bitch.
Iccess: Oh it's on now. (Throws lightning beam at Kanesangel)
Steve: (lightening hits him in the ass) Watch it you bitch!
Narrator: ENOUGH!
(Everyone stops)
Narrator: NOW LOOK. KANE STOP MOLESTING SABLE!!!
Kane: (huffs) fine.
Sable: Thank you, God!
HHH: why you callin her God?
Sable: Didn't she say she was god in the first chapter?
HHH: Dumb ass
Narrator: ENOUGH. NOW ICCESS, GET BACK TO YOUR CLOSET!
Iccess: Why should I?
Narrator: CUZ OTHERWISE I'LL MAKE DARK SAMARIAN KICK YOUR ASS!
Dark Samarian: (heard now) please?
Iccess: Fine, I'm going.
Narrator: JAMIE GET YOUR DICK OUT OF STEVE'S ASS PLEASE.
Steve: What?!?!
Jamie: Sorry, man. But it felt good the last time. So nice and tight and...
Narrator: OH MY GOD, NO!!! NOW EVERYBODY SHUT UP AND LOOK NORTH. I'M GONE NOW.
(everybody looks)
NARRATOR: NORTH! NORTH NOT SOUTH!
Everybody: Oh right. (they all look)
Kanesangel: (whispering to Sable) I'm gonna send my radioactive monkey, Furious George after you for what you did with Kane.
Jericho: Oh, what's that?
(everyone walks forward, kane is singing)
Kane:
I'm too sexy for my shirt,
too sexy for my shirt
so sexy it hurt.