A/N: Yeah for authors notes...they are completely useless...sort of ...so on with
the story...sorry to those of you who don't like the her/ron pairing..but you
can deal...
Chapter One: Lost in Herself (A/N: Lame title but that's ok)
Well obviously Hermione is in love with Ron. I mean we ALL know it! So anyways Ron is in love with her too. But no one knows. Except him and us. He He He He. Anyways.
Harry, Ron, and Hermione are on the train heading towards Hogwarts.
Harry: Guys you'll never believe what happened! Go on then, GUESS!
Ron: Why bother? You'll tell us we're wrong even if we get it right.
Harry: No I won't PROMISE!
Hermione: Let me guess, "Ginny just walked past and winked at me"
Harry: No, Ginny just walked past...
Ron and Hermione join in.
All: And winked at me.
Harry: Hey, how did you guys know what I was going to say?
Ron: 'Cause that's what you always say when she walks past. Or if it's Malfoy, Crabe, and Goyle you say "Guess What! Go on guess!(never letting us answer)It's tweedle dumb(looking at crabe), tweedle dumber (looking at Goyle), and tweedle dumbest (looking at Malfoy)."
Harry: So!
Hermione: Maybe you better leave. You know, exit. To no longer be here.
Harry doesn't move.
Ron: Why aren't you leaveing?
Harry and Hermione: 'Cause we're on a moving train.
Ron: well you could atleast leave our room.
Harry(to himself):I could go see Ginny.(not to himself)Okay. Fine. I'll leave.
Harry exit's the room, leaving Ron and Hermione alone.(A/N: The plot thickens) Ron: Alone atlast.
Long silence.(cricket cricket)
Ron: WAIT! YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO HEAR THAT!!!!!
Hermione: well, why not?
Another long silence.
Both to the author:would you quite with the long silences?
Author: Alright already. I'll quite, maybe.
Hermione: Your not getting paid for this you know...
Author: oh I know...but I thought this would make a good end to the 1st chapter but I see it's not going to be...You weren't supposed to be able to talk to me...and now that I know the real author is....Oppps...I've said too much...time for me to go...
THE END Of The First Chapter...
Hermione: It best not be...you get back here you...you author impersonator...
Another long silence...
Hermione: I thought we had a deal?!?!?!?!?!?! No more long silences!?!?!!?!?!
Real Author: No you made that decision with my assistant. Remember? Now the real end has come. See you next chapter.
Chapter One: Lost in Herself (A/N: Lame title but that's ok)
Well obviously Hermione is in love with Ron. I mean we ALL know it! So anyways Ron is in love with her too. But no one knows. Except him and us. He He He He. Anyways.
Harry, Ron, and Hermione are on the train heading towards Hogwarts.
Harry: Guys you'll never believe what happened! Go on then, GUESS!
Ron: Why bother? You'll tell us we're wrong even if we get it right.
Harry: No I won't PROMISE!
Hermione: Let me guess, "Ginny just walked past and winked at me"
Harry: No, Ginny just walked past...
Ron and Hermione join in.
All: And winked at me.
Harry: Hey, how did you guys know what I was going to say?
Ron: 'Cause that's what you always say when she walks past. Or if it's Malfoy, Crabe, and Goyle you say "Guess What! Go on guess!(never letting us answer)It's tweedle dumb(looking at crabe), tweedle dumber (looking at Goyle), and tweedle dumbest (looking at Malfoy)."
Harry: So!
Hermione: Maybe you better leave. You know, exit. To no longer be here.
Harry doesn't move.
Ron: Why aren't you leaveing?
Harry and Hermione: 'Cause we're on a moving train.
Ron: well you could atleast leave our room.
Harry(to himself):I could go see Ginny.(not to himself)Okay. Fine. I'll leave.
Harry exit's the room, leaving Ron and Hermione alone.(A/N: The plot thickens) Ron: Alone atlast.
Long silence.(cricket cricket)
Ron: WAIT! YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO HEAR THAT!!!!!
Hermione: well, why not?
Another long silence.
Both to the author:would you quite with the long silences?
Author: Alright already. I'll quite, maybe.
Hermione: Your not getting paid for this you know...
Author: oh I know...but I thought this would make a good end to the 1st chapter but I see it's not going to be...You weren't supposed to be able to talk to me...and now that I know the real author is....Oppps...I've said too much...time for me to go...
THE END Of The First Chapter...
Hermione: It best not be...you get back here you...you author impersonator...
Another long silence...
Hermione: I thought we had a deal?!?!?!?!?!?! No more long silences!?!?!!?!?!
Real Author: No you made that decision with my assistant. Remember? Now the real end has come. See you next chapter.