A/N: Okay...according to some of my friends the first chapter was funny...YAY FOR ME!! Okay...so on with the story...

Chapter 2: Harry and Ginny split up...

So...Harry is no longer in their room...he has gone to find Ginny...

Harry: Hey, Ginny. What is up?

Ginny: Not to much. Why aren't you....

Malfoy interrupts being rude(as usual)...

Malfoy: You know you 2 would make a good couple...well Ginny might actually have money to spend on things she wants if you 2 started dateing...

Harry: That's not true... Ginny would never use me to get money, Would you Ginny?

Ginny: Well...Ummm... actually...

Harry(while Malfoy is leaving pleased with himself): So Malfoy was right... You WERE using me!! How dare you! It's over!

Meanwhile...

Hermione: So..... now that there won't be anymore Long Silences... (Long Silence) Hey! I thought we had a deal?

Author: ummm no...

Hermione: Well then I QUITE!!

Ron: But you can't! the author was going to let us make out in the next chapter...

Hermione: Oh....... Well then I take it back...you can continue with the story...

Author: Why would I want to?

Hermione: I don't know!

Author: Okay on with the story...

Hermione: Whateve'

Long Silence...

Hermione: I give up...

Ron: on us? Or on trying to get the author to stop doing long silences?

Hermione(not listening to a word Ron just said): hmmmm what did you say?

Ron: I give up..... on talking to you....you never listen to me...

Hermione: What did you say?

Ron: I don't know...Where's Harry?

Harry: I'm right here!

Ron: oh ok...

Long silence...

Ron: (sighs) Where is right here?

Harry: you mean you can't see me?

Ron: Uhhhh If that's what you call it...

Harry: Wait 'till I go tell Ginny...oh wait...never mind...she doesn't love me...why would I go talk to her?

Ron: because you can creep her out by talking to her...while she cant see you...

Harry: oh right...

A/N: hehehehe sorry I'm about to eat I'll write the next chapter...after I eat...