A/N: I'm SO sorry I haven't updated in awhile, nevertheless, giving you a short chapter also. But I've been working on a top of projects, so I really haven't had the time, along with a huge writers block for this one. This chapter I'm not to happy with, because it was forced out of my head, not like the others. Ah well, I hope it will keep you tied over anyway.
What really sucks is that I can't put the reviewers names up anymore, isn't letting me...Grrr...so I thank you all new and old, and give you all a Diablo!
"See, that wasn't so bad now, was it?" Amy asks them over the click of her heels as she walks out, with about three bags. Sonic shields his eyes against the sun, all but sarcasm dripping from his lips,
"Dear lord, is that the sun we're seeing...?"
"And-" Amy ignored him, the plastic bags swinging from her wrists in patterned arcs. "We still have time to pick up the kids!"
"Quit calling them that!" Sonic groaned, and Shadow snickered. "Hey, you have one two, so shut up!"
Shadow quit laughing and glared at him.
"It's nothing to be ashamed of, you guys! For one, it's my dream come true!" Amy's eyes sort of glazed over. Tails suddenly looked very, very uncomfortable.
"Umm..."
"What is it?" Sonic asked, turning to his twin-tailed friend.
"How...do girls get pregnant, exactly?" He asked, clearly very nervous. You see, being raised by mostly Sonic, and not going to school, led him to be mystified in this area.
"Oh god..."
"What was his question?" Amy asked, looking behind her.
"How girl's get pregnant, Amy..." He moaned. Shadow laughed.
"I'm waiting to hear an answer, Sonic..."
"Oh, shut up Shadow...well, uh...I don't really know how to explain it..."
"I do!" Amy volunteered. "You see, when two people, or in this case, hedgehogs..." She shot Sonic a suggestive glance.
"I'm a dead man walking..." He declared, his posture slumping.
"I think Sonic is losing it..." Tails noted. Shadow momentarily quit his laughter.
"No Tails, you can't lose something you never had."
"Like you're the one to talk Shadow!" Sonic snapped. "You didn't even know what a corn dog was until I had to spell it out for ya!"
"Quit the insults you two." Amy stood in-between them, both grinding their teeth angrily.
"My energy was wasted on him, anyway." Shadow crossed his arms and closed his eyes full of dignity.
"What's that supposed to mean?!"
"Hey!" Cyclone flew past them on his hover board. He spun around and flew toward them again, only failing to break, once again. "Damnit!" He bellowed, and for the third time he landed successfully, his golden brown fur rippling slightly in the wind. Silver tailed him, shifting her pack slightly so it hung off one shoulder.
"Where are-"
"Detention." She replied automatically.
"What about-"
"Ran out."
"What do you mean-"
"We had a fight today and her temper got a hold of her again. She should turn up by nightfall." Sometimes Silver regretted not telling them she could read their minds.
"Does she normally do this?" Shadow asked seriously, perhaps the first time today. Silver let Cyclone answer.
"Sort of. Long story short, she keeps her anger bottled up, and when it's released, she can't control it." He noticed the look of concern edging Amy's face. "Don't worry, she'll be fine."
"Okay...anyway, where were we Tails?" Amy asked him, as the group walked down the street.
"Something about how two hedgehogs love each other...." He mumbled, finding the cracked sidewalk suddenly very interesting.
"You're talking about that?!" Spinner shot up, appearing in front of them.
"Where'd you come from?" Sonic looked around, baffled. Shocker, trailing dust, joined his brother.
"Aren't you two supposed to be in detention." It wasn't a question Silver asked.
"If they can catch us. Besides, I couldn't help but hearing that Tails didn't know about the most pleasurable thing on earth." Spinner found himself beside the fox, putting an arm around his shoulder. Shocker joined him, on his opposite side.
"So, they love each other very much, right? Sometimes that's not the case, and people do just one night stands, but we'll get to that later."
"It usually happens at night, in a bedroom, perhaps. The two take off each other's clothes."
"Why?" Tails asked them, the rest of the Sonic crew deciding wisely to stay out of this.
"It's just easier this way."
"How so?"
"It exposes certain private parts that are beautiful-" Shocker eyed Silver's warning glare. "but useful."
"oooookaaaay..."
"Yeah, so they get in bed and-"
At the house
"You two are just great. Believe me, you left out no detail." Silver told the twins, slamming the door with her mind force behind her. The twins grinned,
"Why, thank you, Mrs. Sakeru." They bowed sarcastically. Silver's veins popped, and warped away briskly, thinking about going to South America to watch the sunset.
"I can't believe you did that Sonic!" Tails was telling his best friend on the living room, plopping himself unceremoniously onto the couch.
"For the last time Tails, I DID NOT DO ANYTHING YET!"
"Well, you're gonna."
"..."
"I guess your not going to use protection either."
"TAILS! YOU'RE TURNING INTO THEM!"
"Enough you two. You're giving me a headache." Shadow said, flicking the T.V on.
"Can we watch a rated 'R' movie? Can we?" Tails begged, although he knew the good movies didn't come on until night.
"Your not old enough." Sonic told him.
"Oh contraire, I know things now."
"Spinner, Shocker!" Cyclone yelled, slinging his board and bag onto the floor as he walked in.
"We didn't do it!" They yelled simultaneously, on reflex.
"We gotta find Kirei, I don't care if she'll come back later, but we could save something bad from happening."
"kay, but Silver went on one of her 'around the world in 80 mili seconds' trips."
"She'll turn up sooner or later." Shadow called, his eyes not leaving the T.V. "I'll tell her your out." Everyone did a face fault.
"You mean, you guys aren't helping?!"
"YOU didn't have to dragged around in the mall." Sonic propped his feet up on the coffee table.
"Besides, if this anger is really as uncontrollable as you say, she probably won't recognize us." Tails added in logically.
"I guess your right..." Cyclone would let this one pass, he wasn't in the mood to argue. "C'mon you two..." He flipped up his board as Shocker opened the door for him, and they sped off in search of the hybrid.
What really sucks is that I can't put the reviewers names up anymore, isn't letting me...Grrr...so I thank you all new and old, and give you all a Diablo!
"See, that wasn't so bad now, was it?" Amy asks them over the click of her heels as she walks out, with about three bags. Sonic shields his eyes against the sun, all but sarcasm dripping from his lips,
"Dear lord, is that the sun we're seeing...?"
"And-" Amy ignored him, the plastic bags swinging from her wrists in patterned arcs. "We still have time to pick up the kids!"
"Quit calling them that!" Sonic groaned, and Shadow snickered. "Hey, you have one two, so shut up!"
Shadow quit laughing and glared at him.
"It's nothing to be ashamed of, you guys! For one, it's my dream come true!" Amy's eyes sort of glazed over. Tails suddenly looked very, very uncomfortable.
"Umm..."
"What is it?" Sonic asked, turning to his twin-tailed friend.
"How...do girls get pregnant, exactly?" He asked, clearly very nervous. You see, being raised by mostly Sonic, and not going to school, led him to be mystified in this area.
"Oh god..."
"What was his question?" Amy asked, looking behind her.
"How girl's get pregnant, Amy..." He moaned. Shadow laughed.
"I'm waiting to hear an answer, Sonic..."
"Oh, shut up Shadow...well, uh...I don't really know how to explain it..."
"I do!" Amy volunteered. "You see, when two people, or in this case, hedgehogs..." She shot Sonic a suggestive glance.
"I'm a dead man walking..." He declared, his posture slumping.
"I think Sonic is losing it..." Tails noted. Shadow momentarily quit his laughter.
"No Tails, you can't lose something you never had."
"Like you're the one to talk Shadow!" Sonic snapped. "You didn't even know what a corn dog was until I had to spell it out for ya!"
"Quit the insults you two." Amy stood in-between them, both grinding their teeth angrily.
"My energy was wasted on him, anyway." Shadow crossed his arms and closed his eyes full of dignity.
"What's that supposed to mean?!"
"Hey!" Cyclone flew past them on his hover board. He spun around and flew toward them again, only failing to break, once again. "Damnit!" He bellowed, and for the third time he landed successfully, his golden brown fur rippling slightly in the wind. Silver tailed him, shifting her pack slightly so it hung off one shoulder.
"Where are-"
"Detention." She replied automatically.
"What about-"
"Ran out."
"What do you mean-"
"We had a fight today and her temper got a hold of her again. She should turn up by nightfall." Sometimes Silver regretted not telling them she could read their minds.
"Does she normally do this?" Shadow asked seriously, perhaps the first time today. Silver let Cyclone answer.
"Sort of. Long story short, she keeps her anger bottled up, and when it's released, she can't control it." He noticed the look of concern edging Amy's face. "Don't worry, she'll be fine."
"Okay...anyway, where were we Tails?" Amy asked him, as the group walked down the street.
"Something about how two hedgehogs love each other...." He mumbled, finding the cracked sidewalk suddenly very interesting.
"You're talking about that?!" Spinner shot up, appearing in front of them.
"Where'd you come from?" Sonic looked around, baffled. Shocker, trailing dust, joined his brother.
"Aren't you two supposed to be in detention." It wasn't a question Silver asked.
"If they can catch us. Besides, I couldn't help but hearing that Tails didn't know about the most pleasurable thing on earth." Spinner found himself beside the fox, putting an arm around his shoulder. Shocker joined him, on his opposite side.
"So, they love each other very much, right? Sometimes that's not the case, and people do just one night stands, but we'll get to that later."
"It usually happens at night, in a bedroom, perhaps. The two take off each other's clothes."
"Why?" Tails asked them, the rest of the Sonic crew deciding wisely to stay out of this.
"It's just easier this way."
"How so?"
"It exposes certain private parts that are beautiful-" Shocker eyed Silver's warning glare. "but useful."
"oooookaaaay..."
"Yeah, so they get in bed and-"
At the house
"You two are just great. Believe me, you left out no detail." Silver told the twins, slamming the door with her mind force behind her. The twins grinned,
"Why, thank you, Mrs. Sakeru." They bowed sarcastically. Silver's veins popped, and warped away briskly, thinking about going to South America to watch the sunset.
"I can't believe you did that Sonic!" Tails was telling his best friend on the living room, plopping himself unceremoniously onto the couch.
"For the last time Tails, I DID NOT DO ANYTHING YET!"
"Well, you're gonna."
"..."
"I guess your not going to use protection either."
"TAILS! YOU'RE TURNING INTO THEM!"
"Enough you two. You're giving me a headache." Shadow said, flicking the T.V on.
"Can we watch a rated 'R' movie? Can we?" Tails begged, although he knew the good movies didn't come on until night.
"Your not old enough." Sonic told him.
"Oh contraire, I know things now."
"Spinner, Shocker!" Cyclone yelled, slinging his board and bag onto the floor as he walked in.
"We didn't do it!" They yelled simultaneously, on reflex.
"We gotta find Kirei, I don't care if she'll come back later, but we could save something bad from happening."
"kay, but Silver went on one of her 'around the world in 80 mili seconds' trips."
"She'll turn up sooner or later." Shadow called, his eyes not leaving the T.V. "I'll tell her your out." Everyone did a face fault.
"You mean, you guys aren't helping?!"
"YOU didn't have to dragged around in the mall." Sonic propped his feet up on the coffee table.
"Besides, if this anger is really as uncontrollable as you say, she probably won't recognize us." Tails added in logically.
"I guess your right..." Cyclone would let this one pass, he wasn't in the mood to argue. "C'mon you two..." He flipped up his board as Shocker opened the door for him, and they sped off in search of the hybrid.