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Chapter 1
Voldemort has a plan.
A circle of Death Eaters gathered in the Forbidden Forest waiting for their master. He was ten minutes late and everyone was getting quite upset, with the exception of Peter Pettigrew. He was singing along to the newest Britney Spears tune on his headset whilst bobbing his head.
"Knock it off Peter!" shouted Snape.
Peter continued bobbing his head to the music.
Snape lifted one of Peter's earphones and said very audibly,"How many times do I have to tell you? Electronic devises don't work on Hogwarts' grounds."
The music abruptly stopped playing along with Peter's head-bobbing.
Meanwhile, something very Dark and disturbing was moving towards them in the shadows.
"GEE WIZ, Look everybody!" said a rosey-cheeked Lucius. "Voldemort's here!"
Snape grabbed Peter's walkman and clomped Lucius over the head with it.
"Hello, all!" said Voldemort cheerfully. "Everyone have a nice day?"
"Voldemort! Severus hit me on the head!" whinned Lucius as he tugged at the Dark Lord's robes.
"Silence!" yelled the Dark Lord, Lucius cringed. " How many times do I have to tell you? Don't call me Voldemort. I want my boys to love me, not fear me. Call me Daddy."
"Why did you call us here?" Snape said lazily.
"Because I have a plan to get us the BESTEST hideout ever." beamed Voldemort.
"Oh Lord. We're not going back to that convent, are we? Those uniforms take all of the volume out of my hair and those tights really bind in the crotch..." said Snape with a painful look on his face.
"Nuns aren't supposed to wear tights," said Voldemort slowly.
"Anyway," said Snape quickly trying to cover his tracks ,"What was this plan you were talking about?"
Voldemort muses some more over the mental image then begins," I have a plan to get us the BESTEST hideout ever! Dumbledore will never suspect us..." He then continues to laugh in his most evil laugh for three minutes until Snape interupts him.
"Well, where is it?"
"Under Hagrid's cabin," said Voldemort simply. "All we have to do is dig a great big hole under Hagrid's cabin, Dumbledore will never susp-"
"Are you mad?" Snape bellowed. "Granted Hagrid's not the most clever person on the Hogwarts grounds, but I'd think he'd hear fifteen some odd Death Eaters hacking away under his house."
There was a dramatic pause.
"Well, I think it's a great idea," said Lucius in his most flattering voice. "Just because you can never be as evil as Voldemort..." he trailed off at the look on Voldemorts face. He had just called him Voldemort. Lucius backed away cautiously and made himself invisible behind Peter. Well, almost invisible, his white-blond hair was poking curiously out from behind Peter's head making quick jerking motions. Frightened sobs were audible.
There was another dramatic pause. Then Peter said," Can we have a ping-pong table?"
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Please R&R! Thank you for giving my fanfic a chance!
Chapter 1
Voldemort has a plan.
A circle of Death Eaters gathered in the Forbidden Forest waiting for their master. He was ten minutes late and everyone was getting quite upset, with the exception of Peter Pettigrew. He was singing along to the newest Britney Spears tune on his headset whilst bobbing his head.
"Knock it off Peter!" shouted Snape.
Peter continued bobbing his head to the music.
Snape lifted one of Peter's earphones and said very audibly,"How many times do I have to tell you? Electronic devises don't work on Hogwarts' grounds."
The music abruptly stopped playing along with Peter's head-bobbing.
Meanwhile, something very Dark and disturbing was moving towards them in the shadows.
"GEE WIZ, Look everybody!" said a rosey-cheeked Lucius. "Voldemort's here!"
Snape grabbed Peter's walkman and clomped Lucius over the head with it.
"Hello, all!" said Voldemort cheerfully. "Everyone have a nice day?"
"Voldemort! Severus hit me on the head!" whinned Lucius as he tugged at the Dark Lord's robes.
"Silence!" yelled the Dark Lord, Lucius cringed. " How many times do I have to tell you? Don't call me Voldemort. I want my boys to love me, not fear me. Call me Daddy."
"Why did you call us here?" Snape said lazily.
"Because I have a plan to get us the BESTEST hideout ever." beamed Voldemort.
"Oh Lord. We're not going back to that convent, are we? Those uniforms take all of the volume out of my hair and those tights really bind in the crotch..." said Snape with a painful look on his face.
"Nuns aren't supposed to wear tights," said Voldemort slowly.
"Anyway," said Snape quickly trying to cover his tracks ,"What was this plan you were talking about?"
Voldemort muses some more over the mental image then begins," I have a plan to get us the BESTEST hideout ever! Dumbledore will never suspect us..." He then continues to laugh in his most evil laugh for three minutes until Snape interupts him.
"Well, where is it?"
"Under Hagrid's cabin," said Voldemort simply. "All we have to do is dig a great big hole under Hagrid's cabin, Dumbledore will never susp-"
"Are you mad?" Snape bellowed. "Granted Hagrid's not the most clever person on the Hogwarts grounds, but I'd think he'd hear fifteen some odd Death Eaters hacking away under his house."
There was a dramatic pause.
"Well, I think it's a great idea," said Lucius in his most flattering voice. "Just because you can never be as evil as Voldemort..." he trailed off at the look on Voldemorts face. He had just called him Voldemort. Lucius backed away cautiously and made himself invisible behind Peter. Well, almost invisible, his white-blond hair was poking curiously out from behind Peter's head making quick jerking motions. Frightened sobs were audible.
There was another dramatic pause. Then Peter said," Can we have a ping-pong table?"
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Please R&R! Thank you for giving my fanfic a chance!