Chapter 3
Voldemort Summons his Death Eaters....at Wal-Mart.
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The dawn sun beat down on the black pavement of the Wal-Mart parking lot, and all around, people with masks and robes were appearing in thin air. They congregated in a circle around a man who was sitting on one of the swing-sets that were chained together.
"Why did you call us so early? And why here?" Snape said looking up at the large building with a look of utter disgust.
"Today we're going to buy furnishings for our new hideout,"said Voldemort with an excited smile on his face," you know, tables, chairs, those little adhesive butterflies that you can stick on the windows..."
"Underground hideout's don't have windows,"said Lucius at once. But, at the look on Voldemort's face he backed away behind Peter.
"Also," said Voldemort,"We need some Death Eater stationary. Something that will really strike fear into the hearts of the weakminded!" Voldemort smiled proudly.
"Ooh!" sang Peter."I'll go get the stationary! Can I Daddy? Can I?" Peter then proceded to jump up and down like a stupid git. He then realized he only had one leg and fell over at once.
"Of course," simpered Voldemort, very pleased with Peter's eagerness." Now I assign each of you some items to get, as we don't have much of a budget get something EVIL looking, but at the cheapest price. Lucius, you can get the little adhesive butterflies since I know you like them so much."
Lucius stepped out from behind Peter and went sobbing into the store,"Daddy doesn't love me!!!!"
"Crabbe and Goyle, since you two can't operate without one another you can go get a table and chairs."
Crabbe and Goyle then proceded to the "OUT" door of the store and couldn't figure out why the door wasn't opening. Voldemort ignored them.
"Severus, you can get a ping-pong table for Peter. I'm off to Circut City to get a lap top, I'll meet you back here." Voldemort disapparated.
Snape walked into the store mumbling something about what a stupid job it was to get a ping-pong table. He passed Crabbe and Goyle still trying to get through the "OUT" door and went straight to the "toy" section.
Meanwhile, Peter was checking out the stationary.
"Flowers or Bubbles?" Peter mused. "Flowers or Bubbles?"
He then caught sight of a PowerPuff Girls notebook, complete with stickers and cute little gel pen with a feather on the end.
"I'll just tell him it cost less," Peter thought to himself. He walked toward the cashier and on his way passed Lucius, looking very amused as he read the back of a box of condoms.
"Check the toy section," Peter said to Lucius.
"I gotta try these," Lucius muttered as he stuffed the box into his robes. He then went off to the toy section.
Severus, however was very pleased with himself, he had just found the last toy ping-pong table and it also converted into a pool table. A woman walked up with a small child.
"I want that mommy," said the boy, pointing at the package in Snape's arms.
"Excuse me, sir," said the woman. Severus knew what was coming. " My son wants this, is there any way we could have that?"
"No!" shouted Snape. "This gift is for my Master. He will be very pleased. And what could you're child want with it anyway, he's clearly weakminded and pathetic. He doesn't have the coordination required to hit a ping-pong ball."
The woman, now very angry, slapped Snape across the face and then proceded to snatch the package from his arms. She then shrieked for "Security". Snape ran, but not before he snatched up the first toy he could get his hands on. Voldemort would not be happy if he came back empty-handed. He passed Lucius on his way to the check-out, looking at some adhesive butterflies.
"Hmmm," said Lucius. "Are these the kind he's talking about?" He shrugged his shoulders, grabbed two packs and proceded to the check out. After Lucius had checked out, he went to join the others outside. He walked through the "OUT" door and into Crabbe and Goyle. An alarm started to sound.
A security guard caught up with Lucius and demanded he empty his pockets. Lucius did so. He had forgotten the pack of condoms. Voldemort then asked to speak to the guard in private. There were shrieks and screams and several flashes of green light. Voldemort walked out of the store with a grin on his face and they all apparated back to the Forbidden Forest.
"Thanks, Voldemort!" Lucius said when they had gotten to the forest.
"CRUCIO" shrieked Voldemort. "How many time's do I have to tell you? Call me Daddy! I only do this because I love you."
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Ooooh the cliff hangers! What will Voldemort do with the stuff they got? Exactly what toy did Snape pick up? Did Crabbe and Goyle ever get into the store?
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Voldemort Summons his Death Eaters....at Wal-Mart.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
The dawn sun beat down on the black pavement of the Wal-Mart parking lot, and all around, people with masks and robes were appearing in thin air. They congregated in a circle around a man who was sitting on one of the swing-sets that were chained together.
"Why did you call us so early? And why here?" Snape said looking up at the large building with a look of utter disgust.
"Today we're going to buy furnishings for our new hideout,"said Voldemort with an excited smile on his face," you know, tables, chairs, those little adhesive butterflies that you can stick on the windows..."
"Underground hideout's don't have windows,"said Lucius at once. But, at the look on Voldemort's face he backed away behind Peter.
"Also," said Voldemort,"We need some Death Eater stationary. Something that will really strike fear into the hearts of the weakminded!" Voldemort smiled proudly.
"Ooh!" sang Peter."I'll go get the stationary! Can I Daddy? Can I?" Peter then proceded to jump up and down like a stupid git. He then realized he only had one leg and fell over at once.
"Of course," simpered Voldemort, very pleased with Peter's eagerness." Now I assign each of you some items to get, as we don't have much of a budget get something EVIL looking, but at the cheapest price. Lucius, you can get the little adhesive butterflies since I know you like them so much."
Lucius stepped out from behind Peter and went sobbing into the store,"Daddy doesn't love me!!!!"
"Crabbe and Goyle, since you two can't operate without one another you can go get a table and chairs."
Crabbe and Goyle then proceded to the "OUT" door of the store and couldn't figure out why the door wasn't opening. Voldemort ignored them.
"Severus, you can get a ping-pong table for Peter. I'm off to Circut City to get a lap top, I'll meet you back here." Voldemort disapparated.
Snape walked into the store mumbling something about what a stupid job it was to get a ping-pong table. He passed Crabbe and Goyle still trying to get through the "OUT" door and went straight to the "toy" section.
Meanwhile, Peter was checking out the stationary.
"Flowers or Bubbles?" Peter mused. "Flowers or Bubbles?"
He then caught sight of a PowerPuff Girls notebook, complete with stickers and cute little gel pen with a feather on the end.
"I'll just tell him it cost less," Peter thought to himself. He walked toward the cashier and on his way passed Lucius, looking very amused as he read the back of a box of condoms.
"Check the toy section," Peter said to Lucius.
"I gotta try these," Lucius muttered as he stuffed the box into his robes. He then went off to the toy section.
Severus, however was very pleased with himself, he had just found the last toy ping-pong table and it also converted into a pool table. A woman walked up with a small child.
"I want that mommy," said the boy, pointing at the package in Snape's arms.
"Excuse me, sir," said the woman. Severus knew what was coming. " My son wants this, is there any way we could have that?"
"No!" shouted Snape. "This gift is for my Master. He will be very pleased. And what could you're child want with it anyway, he's clearly weakminded and pathetic. He doesn't have the coordination required to hit a ping-pong ball."
The woman, now very angry, slapped Snape across the face and then proceded to snatch the package from his arms. She then shrieked for "Security". Snape ran, but not before he snatched up the first toy he could get his hands on. Voldemort would not be happy if he came back empty-handed. He passed Lucius on his way to the check-out, looking at some adhesive butterflies.
"Hmmm," said Lucius. "Are these the kind he's talking about?" He shrugged his shoulders, grabbed two packs and proceded to the check out. After Lucius had checked out, he went to join the others outside. He walked through the "OUT" door and into Crabbe and Goyle. An alarm started to sound.
A security guard caught up with Lucius and demanded he empty his pockets. Lucius did so. He had forgotten the pack of condoms. Voldemort then asked to speak to the guard in private. There were shrieks and screams and several flashes of green light. Voldemort walked out of the store with a grin on his face and they all apparated back to the Forbidden Forest.
"Thanks, Voldemort!" Lucius said when they had gotten to the forest.
"CRUCIO" shrieked Voldemort. "How many time's do I have to tell you? Call me Daddy! I only do this because I love you."
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Ooooh the cliff hangers! What will Voldemort do with the stuff they got? Exactly what toy did Snape pick up? Did Crabbe and Goyle ever get into the store?
For more Harry Potter fun visit: [url= Wireless Wizarding Network[/url]