Chapter 6
Dimple Deepdelver
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"Hey you guys! Check this out! Look what I found!," exclaimed Voldemort as he was surfing the web on his brand new laptop.
All of the curious Death Eaters gathered around the computer as Voldemort showed them the nifty new site he'd found.
"What is it?" asked a half interested Snape.
"A hobbit name generator," said Voldemort. "We can use this to make codenames for everyone."
Voldemort typed in his name. It asked for a first name and a last name and he wasn't about to type Tom Riddle so instead he typed Lord Voldemort.
"My name is Dimple Deepdelver!"
"That is so gay," screamed Lucius and then backed away into the corner after the Dark Lord raised his wand in threat.
"You next Lucius," said Voldemort.
He typed in Lucius Malfoy.
"You're name is Rosie Bulge," Voldemort beamed at Lucius.
"That's a girl's name!" said Lucius but at the look on Voldemort's face said," and that's not a bad thing."
"Alright Severus." Voldemort typed in Severus Snape. "You're name is..... Longo Brockhouse."
"Hey, you're name is 'Longo'," giggled Peter.
"The name fits," said a satisfied Snape. Peter stopped giggling and mused over Severus' statement.
"Crabbe and Goyle, since you two are inseparable anyway well give you both the same name." Voldemort typed in Crabbe Goyle. "Your name is Grigory Danderfulff."
"Shut up, Peter," he added as Peter began to mock Crabbe and Goyle's new name. "And Peter, you're name will be... Load darn it! Aw come on, you're a brand new computer! Ah, here we go, you're name is Wilibald Boggy-Hillocks."
"Hey Peter," said Snape, " Your name fits, too." Snape patted the bald spot on the back of Peter's head.
"Anyway," said Voldemort," we will use these walkie talkies to communicate and that's when we'll use codenames." He handed out the walkie talkies. "Tomorrow morning bright and early we're going into the castle to kill Harry Potter, alright? Everyone get some sleep, now."
"That's it?" asked Snape. "Don't you think we should have a plan?"
"Oh, yeah... Well nevermind about killing Harry Potter tomorrow. We'll have to wait until we have a plan. So we'll make a plan tomorrow and then we'll kill Harry Potter, how about that?"
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Weird ending, I know but I couldn't think of anything. Oh and the name generator is a real site:
Dimple Deepdelver
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"Hey you guys! Check this out! Look what I found!," exclaimed Voldemort as he was surfing the web on his brand new laptop.
All of the curious Death Eaters gathered around the computer as Voldemort showed them the nifty new site he'd found.
"What is it?" asked a half interested Snape.
"A hobbit name generator," said Voldemort. "We can use this to make codenames for everyone."
Voldemort typed in his name. It asked for a first name and a last name and he wasn't about to type Tom Riddle so instead he typed Lord Voldemort.
"My name is Dimple Deepdelver!"
"That is so gay," screamed Lucius and then backed away into the corner after the Dark Lord raised his wand in threat.
"You next Lucius," said Voldemort.
He typed in Lucius Malfoy.
"You're name is Rosie Bulge," Voldemort beamed at Lucius.
"That's a girl's name!" said Lucius but at the look on Voldemort's face said," and that's not a bad thing."
"Alright Severus." Voldemort typed in Severus Snape. "You're name is..... Longo Brockhouse."
"Hey, you're name is 'Longo'," giggled Peter.
"The name fits," said a satisfied Snape. Peter stopped giggling and mused over Severus' statement.
"Crabbe and Goyle, since you two are inseparable anyway well give you both the same name." Voldemort typed in Crabbe Goyle. "Your name is Grigory Danderfulff."
"Shut up, Peter," he added as Peter began to mock Crabbe and Goyle's new name. "And Peter, you're name will be... Load darn it! Aw come on, you're a brand new computer! Ah, here we go, you're name is Wilibald Boggy-Hillocks."
"Hey Peter," said Snape, " Your name fits, too." Snape patted the bald spot on the back of Peter's head.
"Anyway," said Voldemort," we will use these walkie talkies to communicate and that's when we'll use codenames." He handed out the walkie talkies. "Tomorrow morning bright and early we're going into the castle to kill Harry Potter, alright? Everyone get some sleep, now."
"That's it?" asked Snape. "Don't you think we should have a plan?"
"Oh, yeah... Well nevermind about killing Harry Potter tomorrow. We'll have to wait until we have a plan. So we'll make a plan tomorrow and then we'll kill Harry Potter, how about that?"
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Weird ending, I know but I couldn't think of anything. Oh and the name generator is a real site: