A/N: - Hey, really hope you people enjoy this fanfic. It's supposed to be
comedy sort of thing but I'm not too sure if I can write comedy too
well...which is why i wants lots and lots of reviews so you can let me
know. There will be no excuses I want reviews and lots of them or I'm going
to cry and I'm sure none of you want that! Oh and by the way if Peter isn't
in this story much it is because I hate him! And it will irritate me to
write about him much.
A Weeks worth of chat up Lines Chapter one - The Deal
It was another cold windy day as two tall boys with dark hair approached the barrier to go to platform 9 3/4. One had dark black floppy hair and a muscular body; the other had messy black hair, round shaped glasses and a muscular body. Both had cloaks wrapped tightly around them and both were pushing a trolley with strange packages and cages with owls in. The two boys ran through the barrier to get on the Hogwarts express to begin there sixth year at hogwarts.
Once they were through they lifted their heads to reveal mischievous grins and bright sparkling eyes. They looked around until their eyes landed on two other boys one tall and thin with dull blonde hair and the other a pudgier boy with watery blue eyes. Together these four boys made one of the most eccentric groups hogwarts was ever likely to encounter. The marauders. James Potter and Sirius Black had been living together with James's family for a year now and the two were brothers and their best friends Remus and Peter were constantly seen by their sides by others.
"Hey Pete, hey Remus my sparkling prefect!" Shouted Sirius and he slapped both Peter and Remus hard on the back and both winced slightly.
"Hi Peter, hi Remus, old buddy old pal" shouted James though there was no need both Peter and Remus were right in front of him but it seemed that only Remus and Peter minded all the noise.
"What are you two after?" This was all Remus could say as his two friends smiled down at him and pick up his trunk between them as well as their own. They all began to walk over to the train and find a compartment.
"Nothing!" Remarked Sirius indignantly "we just missed our friends over the holidays, what's wrong with that?" Remus looked at Sirius and James both of them unable to stop smiling which could only mean one thing. Either a prank was already planned or James had come up with another plan to try and win the girl of his dreams and Sirius was just being too cheerful (which happens when he sometimes had too much chocolate).
"What's the plan?" asked Remus as he sat down opposite James and Sirius (with Peter sitting on his other side). James and Sirius glanced at each other and back to Remus and Peter.
"Well we have two pieces of good news!" Stated Sirius who turned to James who spoke next. "I have the perfect plan to get Lily to go on a date with me!" James smiled as looked as proud as he had ever been, Sirius continued. "And we have constructed the perfect prank for the beginning of the year" Sirius and James both high fived each other and cheered. Peter had already fallen asleep in the corner but Remus looked intrigued.
"So what's the prank? And dare I ask what you've got planned for Lily this year? Did you owl her over the holidays?" James smile widened considerably as Remus spoke.
"I owled her and she even replied the last time to say that yes she had, had a very nice holiday even with all the owls and that she would no doubt see me in school." James took a deep breath and continued. "My plan is to woo her!" James looked at Remus as though this was the most obvious thing. "I'll use a bit of the old Potter charm" James winked and leaned back in his seat.
"That's pure genius James," said Remus not too sure of what James' idea of 'woo' was. He turned to face Sirius who looked as though he would burst if he didn't tell him about the prank.
"The prank is going to take place after Dumbledore has said his speech...What we're going to do is wait untileveryone has began to eat and then stand up, point our wands at old Sanpey boy, Malfoy and my dear putrid cousin Bellatrix and watch as their clothes change to the appropriate clothing and they perform a section of Opera!" finished Sirius dramatically and out of breath.
Remus laughed at his friends enthusiasm, they got down to work, when the compartment door opened and a medium height girl with deep red hair stood in the door way. "Remus are you coming we have a meeting?" The girl was out of breath, it was well known that Lily was clever, but one of her faults was not being able to turn up on time, all her alarms were set to twenty minutes early so that she would be certain to get to lessons on time.
"Not put your clocks back yet Lily?" Said Sirius. "Not yet, I didn't have time" James stared in awe at the girl he had spent the last three ears in love with. "Hey Lily, I got your owl" said James whilst running his hands through his hair making it even more messy. "Good. Remus we're going to be late so please hurry up!" Remus shoved his cloak around him and both him and Lily said goodbye and left the compartment.
"Oh god! What do I do?" exclaimed James as soon as the door closed. "If your talking about your love life...well, I just don't know anymore you've tried everything. You've asked for help off Remus, me and even Peter." Sirius sighed. "Don't worry mate I'll come up with something"
An hour passed and Remus came back into the compartment to find it clean and quiet. Sirius told him all about the situation James had with Lily, Remus thought about it and couldn't really think of anything...James really had tried everything to win her. Remus was interrupted by Sirius.
"I've got it!" Sirius jumped up and sat on the other side of Remus to face James. "You have to use chat up lines! Its the one thing we, well you haven't tried. Its bound to work. Out of all the chat up lines that exist one has got to win Lily's heart." James smiled even Remus had to agree, one would probably work by laws of average.
"There's a catch, if this doesn't work, well then that's it, nothing is. So the deal is you have one week and the only things you can say to Lily are chat up lines. No 'hi Lily i got your owl' the only time you can talk to her is when you use a chat up line. You also only have one week, if after that week none of the chat up lines work you cant try to win Lily over again. You can be friends and talk but no more romantic interest." Sirius looked gravely at James, whose smile had turned down at the ends.
"That's harsh mate," said James. Remus looked sympathetic but would not comment. James had loved Lily for a long time and to one day wake up and find that he could no longer love her would be heartbreaking to watch let alone to personally feel.
"We'll write out a magical agreement of what the plan is, but only if you want to?" Sirius looked at James for his answer. James nodded numbly. Sirius and Remus made up the document whilst James sat quietly contemplating what he was doing and Peter was still snoring in the corner unaware of anything that was taking place.
"Right mate just sign here and the document will magically disappear until the week is up when it will reappear and either just burn to ash because you've won Lily or fall to the floor to remind you that you cant chase after Lily anymore." The three sat in silence except for the occasional snore from Peter. The compartment door opened and the lady with the food trolley came by and the three boys brought practically everything and a few things for Peter. The lady left and Lily walked in.
"Don't mind if I join you do you, its just you lot always buy all the food so I know you have plenty." Lily sat down on the same side of the train as James and tuck in with the food, another thing about Lily was that she sure did love her food but always kept in shape. James grew nervous and didn't quite know what to say.
"If I said you were beautiful would you hold it against me" James said turning to face Lily, who looked at James with a sweet halfway up to her mouth in shock.
A/N: - VERY IMPORTANT PLEASE READ BELOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I need some chat up lines I have a few written down but I need more because I won't have enough!!! So please when you review (which you will if you don't want me after you with a big axe) please give, as many chat up lines as you can it doesn't matter if they are a bit rude!!!!! Please and thank you!!!!
A Weeks worth of chat up Lines Chapter one - The Deal
It was another cold windy day as two tall boys with dark hair approached the barrier to go to platform 9 3/4. One had dark black floppy hair and a muscular body; the other had messy black hair, round shaped glasses and a muscular body. Both had cloaks wrapped tightly around them and both were pushing a trolley with strange packages and cages with owls in. The two boys ran through the barrier to get on the Hogwarts express to begin there sixth year at hogwarts.
Once they were through they lifted their heads to reveal mischievous grins and bright sparkling eyes. They looked around until their eyes landed on two other boys one tall and thin with dull blonde hair and the other a pudgier boy with watery blue eyes. Together these four boys made one of the most eccentric groups hogwarts was ever likely to encounter. The marauders. James Potter and Sirius Black had been living together with James's family for a year now and the two were brothers and their best friends Remus and Peter were constantly seen by their sides by others.
"Hey Pete, hey Remus my sparkling prefect!" Shouted Sirius and he slapped both Peter and Remus hard on the back and both winced slightly.
"Hi Peter, hi Remus, old buddy old pal" shouted James though there was no need both Peter and Remus were right in front of him but it seemed that only Remus and Peter minded all the noise.
"What are you two after?" This was all Remus could say as his two friends smiled down at him and pick up his trunk between them as well as their own. They all began to walk over to the train and find a compartment.
"Nothing!" Remarked Sirius indignantly "we just missed our friends over the holidays, what's wrong with that?" Remus looked at Sirius and James both of them unable to stop smiling which could only mean one thing. Either a prank was already planned or James had come up with another plan to try and win the girl of his dreams and Sirius was just being too cheerful (which happens when he sometimes had too much chocolate).
"What's the plan?" asked Remus as he sat down opposite James and Sirius (with Peter sitting on his other side). James and Sirius glanced at each other and back to Remus and Peter.
"Well we have two pieces of good news!" Stated Sirius who turned to James who spoke next. "I have the perfect plan to get Lily to go on a date with me!" James smiled as looked as proud as he had ever been, Sirius continued. "And we have constructed the perfect prank for the beginning of the year" Sirius and James both high fived each other and cheered. Peter had already fallen asleep in the corner but Remus looked intrigued.
"So what's the prank? And dare I ask what you've got planned for Lily this year? Did you owl her over the holidays?" James smile widened considerably as Remus spoke.
"I owled her and she even replied the last time to say that yes she had, had a very nice holiday even with all the owls and that she would no doubt see me in school." James took a deep breath and continued. "My plan is to woo her!" James looked at Remus as though this was the most obvious thing. "I'll use a bit of the old Potter charm" James winked and leaned back in his seat.
"That's pure genius James," said Remus not too sure of what James' idea of 'woo' was. He turned to face Sirius who looked as though he would burst if he didn't tell him about the prank.
"The prank is going to take place after Dumbledore has said his speech...What we're going to do is wait untileveryone has began to eat and then stand up, point our wands at old Sanpey boy, Malfoy and my dear putrid cousin Bellatrix and watch as their clothes change to the appropriate clothing and they perform a section of Opera!" finished Sirius dramatically and out of breath.
Remus laughed at his friends enthusiasm, they got down to work, when the compartment door opened and a medium height girl with deep red hair stood in the door way. "Remus are you coming we have a meeting?" The girl was out of breath, it was well known that Lily was clever, but one of her faults was not being able to turn up on time, all her alarms were set to twenty minutes early so that she would be certain to get to lessons on time.
"Not put your clocks back yet Lily?" Said Sirius. "Not yet, I didn't have time" James stared in awe at the girl he had spent the last three ears in love with. "Hey Lily, I got your owl" said James whilst running his hands through his hair making it even more messy. "Good. Remus we're going to be late so please hurry up!" Remus shoved his cloak around him and both him and Lily said goodbye and left the compartment.
"Oh god! What do I do?" exclaimed James as soon as the door closed. "If your talking about your love life...well, I just don't know anymore you've tried everything. You've asked for help off Remus, me and even Peter." Sirius sighed. "Don't worry mate I'll come up with something"
An hour passed and Remus came back into the compartment to find it clean and quiet. Sirius told him all about the situation James had with Lily, Remus thought about it and couldn't really think of anything...James really had tried everything to win her. Remus was interrupted by Sirius.
"I've got it!" Sirius jumped up and sat on the other side of Remus to face James. "You have to use chat up lines! Its the one thing we, well you haven't tried. Its bound to work. Out of all the chat up lines that exist one has got to win Lily's heart." James smiled even Remus had to agree, one would probably work by laws of average.
"There's a catch, if this doesn't work, well then that's it, nothing is. So the deal is you have one week and the only things you can say to Lily are chat up lines. No 'hi Lily i got your owl' the only time you can talk to her is when you use a chat up line. You also only have one week, if after that week none of the chat up lines work you cant try to win Lily over again. You can be friends and talk but no more romantic interest." Sirius looked gravely at James, whose smile had turned down at the ends.
"That's harsh mate," said James. Remus looked sympathetic but would not comment. James had loved Lily for a long time and to one day wake up and find that he could no longer love her would be heartbreaking to watch let alone to personally feel.
"We'll write out a magical agreement of what the plan is, but only if you want to?" Sirius looked at James for his answer. James nodded numbly. Sirius and Remus made up the document whilst James sat quietly contemplating what he was doing and Peter was still snoring in the corner unaware of anything that was taking place.
"Right mate just sign here and the document will magically disappear until the week is up when it will reappear and either just burn to ash because you've won Lily or fall to the floor to remind you that you cant chase after Lily anymore." The three sat in silence except for the occasional snore from Peter. The compartment door opened and the lady with the food trolley came by and the three boys brought practically everything and a few things for Peter. The lady left and Lily walked in.
"Don't mind if I join you do you, its just you lot always buy all the food so I know you have plenty." Lily sat down on the same side of the train as James and tuck in with the food, another thing about Lily was that she sure did love her food but always kept in shape. James grew nervous and didn't quite know what to say.
"If I said you were beautiful would you hold it against me" James said turning to face Lily, who looked at James with a sweet halfway up to her mouth in shock.
A/N: - VERY IMPORTANT PLEASE READ BELOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I need some chat up lines I have a few written down but I need more because I won't have enough!!! So please when you review (which you will if you don't want me after you with a big axe) please give, as many chat up lines as you can it doesn't matter if they are a bit rude!!!!! Please and thank you!!!!