Love At Bajillionth Sight

Disclaimer: well, I definitely don't own Harry Potter. If I did, I SURE wouldn't make Sirius die! Sheesh...still mad about that. Why kill such a brilliant character? Can someone please answer me?

Chapter 5- Pointless Chapter

A/N: this is a pointless chapter, but pay attention to the end! =D

Potter's Mansion
It had been almost a week since the Elements had met up with the Marauders at the club. After returning to James' house, the four girls were given permission from Dumbledore and Mrs. and Mr. Potter, who were vacationing in the Caribbean for the summer. The boys had helped the girls get settled into their rooms.

"I'm BORED!!" yelled Sirius while jumping on the large, black leather couch in the living room. Remus, Chelle, and Andy, who were sitting on a separate couch, laughed as they looked at the annoyed facial expressions on Lily, Jess, and James' face. Drea on the other hand...

"Come jump with me, Drea!" Sirius reached down and pulled Drea up. The two continued bouncing on the couch singing, "I'm bored! I'm bored!"

"God! If you're bored, find something to do!" Lily was trying miserably to read Hogwarts: A History. Finally, James got up and tackled Sirius to the floor. The two rolled around on the floor until James got a seat on Sirius' stomach.

"Jesus! Gerroff me!" Sirius struggled to get free, before noticing the evil look in Drea's eyes. James noticed too.

"Oh, Drea. Please. No. Please!" but Drea took no heed to their pleads.

"BANANAS!" springing off the couch, Drea landed on top of James and Sirius. All except Lily joined in. Now, the seven were a tangled mess on the floor.

"Lily. A little help here maybe?" Lily pretended to think hard for a moment before replying.

"Um...let's see...should I? Or should I not?" and without warning, Lily lunged onto the pile consisting her friends.

"Oops! Too late! I already did," the people under her groaned as she got up, sat on them, and continued reading her book.

"LILY!!"

A While Later
"GIRLS!! Would you hurry up already?!" cried Andy.

"Just a sec!" the four boys heard Chelle yell from Lily's current room in the Potter mansion. "Be down in fifteen!"

"Fifteen then turns to thirty, then to an hour, then to a day, then well all be old geezers!" grumbled Remus.

"Hold up!" yelled Drea. Then the doors opened, revealing to the boys four girls standing in bikinis. Lily had a white triangle top that tied at the neck and a simple matching white bottom. Jess had an orange floral halter top and a plain orange bottom. Then Chelle came out wearing a black triangle top like Lily's and a solid black bottom with ties at the sides. Finally, Drea came out wearing a bright green triangle top that, like Lily's and Chelle's, tied at the neck, and a bright green bottom.

The boys' jaws dropped.

"Looking fine!" Sirius let out a low, long whistle, causing Drea to roll her eyes.

"God damn it! I can't find my green stud! Jess! You had it last! Where the fuck did you put it?!" Drea screamed. She was trying to put a regular silver stud on her navel piercing. Jess stared at Drea and then slowly backed away.

"Wow, Drea. You're...really standing out. I like it!" Drea laughed.

"Well, you boys don't look half bad yourselves," added Lily. The Marauders all had on swimming shorts. James had on a pair of dark blue with light blue flames at the bottom, and Sirius had on red ones with black lines at the side. Remus was wearing the same as James, only they were black with gray flames. Andy was wearing yellow shorts with blue flames.

"Ah, maybe they'll look better without the shirts. You think?" grinned Chelle mischievously. Remus raised an eyebrow.

"Wouldn't you like to see," he replied in a teasing manner. Jess sighed.

"Save your flirting for the pool, will ya?" Jess rolled her eyes and ran into the backyard before Chelle and Remus could realize what just happened.

The Pool
"Come in, Jess!" shouted Lily. "You too, lazy bums!"

Chelle just groaned and readjusted her sunglasses. She, Jess, and Drea were on their backs, sun bathing on two white lawn chairs. All had sunglasses perched atop their noses. The rest of the crew, were splashing in the pool. Lily had a slight...infatuation with water.

"Lily, come here," Jess uttered lazily. "I need someone to reapply my sunscreen."

"Me, too," Chelle mumbled. Drea simply nodded in agreement. Lily, on the other hand, groaned.

"No! You guys already have enough. Get in," Lily demanded. Then, a timer dinged.

"Turn." The three girls flipped onto their stomachs, untying their bikini top strings as they did so. After setting their sunglasses on their noses, the called to Lily again.

"C'mon Lily. You don't want us to be lobsters do you?" Chelle asked. Lily rolled her eyes.

"Do it yourself, you asses," Lily scoffed. The guys raised an eyebrow.

"I don't give a shit. I just need someone to come put sunscreen on me, NOW," Jess mumbled. The two others nodded. At this, the four boys' eyes grew round. And before you could say 'Quidditch,' Sirius, Andy, and Remus were out of the pool and by Drea, Jess, and Chelle's sides, respectively.

'Horny bastards,' thought Lily. She didn't notice James run inside the house.

"YAAAAA!" Lily's head popped out of the water as she heard screams coming from the grassed area. As Lily's eyes settled on the scene, she burst out laughing and hopped out of the pool. Apparently, James had dumped ice-cold water onto the six. Andy and Remus were now chasing after James, and Sirius was staring as the girls tried to retie their tops, hopping to get a glance.

"James..." Drea looked at Sirius for help.

"David," Sirius whispered.

"JAMES DAVID POTTER!" screamed Drea.

"YOU ARE GONNA PAY YOU FUCKIN ASSHOLE!" Chelle shrieked. Jess was already chasing after the messy haired boy. Sirius laughed and chased James for the heck of it.

Later
"Dude, it's hot," Drea monotonously stated. The rest nodded in agreement. All eight had dried off and were sitting on chairs under a large umbrella in the backyard. They were still in their swimsuits, but had t- shirts over them.

"Hey...What's a dooooode?" Sirius asked. The four girls looked at each other and just shrugged.

"American thing," they replied together. Sirius shrugged and yawned loudly.

"Hey, I didn't know you had a tattoo..."Chelle noticed. At this, Remus opened his eyes.

"Huh. There's a lot you don't know, babe," replied Remus. Chelle just glared.

"We all have tattoos," added James. Andy nodded.

"It's just Sirius has a few more than us," Andy shrugged. Lily raised her eyebrows.

"What tattoos do you guys have?" she asked, curiously.

"Wouldn't you like to know," replied James smugly.

"You're not the only ones with tattoos," Lily retorted. The Marauders were surprised.

"Hey! Perfect, Miss Goody Two Shoes, ickle wickle Lilykins has tattoos?" exclaimed Sirius, sitting up. Lily glared.

"Just like you guys, we all have tattoos...only Drea was more daring and got more...just like piercings...and a rather extensive list of exes...well, we all know Drea's the rebel," Jess listed.

"Cheese and rice lady," Drea rolled her eyes.

"We each have 3, but Sirius has 5," explained Andy. Sirius shook his head.

"6," he corrected. Remus rolled his eyes.

"Another?" Sirius nodded, and James groaned.

"We also have 3 and 6," Chelle replied.

"I wanna get another," Drea implied, and Sirius agreed.

"You guys are gonna be 50 with a wrinkly body covered in tattoos," Jess teased. Drea chose to ignore the comment, as everyone else snickered.

"What do you guys have?"

"One on arm, one on calf, one on stomach," Andy replied lazily.

"How come we didn't see them in the pool?" Jess wondered.

"Maybe cause you guys didn't go IN the pool?" Lily glared. "Anyways, tattoos. I'm curious," The Marauders took off their white shirts. Tattooed across each of the boys' toned stomachs were their last names. On their right shoulders, each had a tattoo of their animagus form, and on their left calves were swords with their nicknames on the blade.

"What are your others?" Jess nodded toward Sirius. He turned around.

"Whoa! I like that one!" Drea exclaimed, referring to the large dragon on the left side of his back. "Where's the other?"

Sirius lifted up his arms. On the inside of his left arm was a tattoo of Chinese characters standing for . Then, on his right wrist was an infinity sign.

"How about you guys?" asked James. Lily glanced at the other girls. And all at the same time, they removed their white t-shirts. Sirius let out a low whistle, followed by a catcall by James and Andy and a low growl from Remus. Lily narrowed her eyes.

"Do you want to see or not?" she whispered in a menancing voice. This quickly shut up the boys. The four girls turned around, to reveal a small tattoo on each of their left shoulder blades. Lily had a lily flower, Chelle a sun, Drea a broken heart, and Jess a butterfly. Then, on their left ankles were tattoo bands. Lily a band of waves, Drea a band of flames, Chelle a wind band, and Jess a landscape of mountains and grass. Also, on their right shoulders were tattoos of their nicknames and their respective elements in the background.

"Hmm..." the boys nodded in approval, but they seemed to be staring at somewhere other that the tattoos. Then Drea proceeded to show her extra tattoos. On her right hip was the Chinese character for 'fun,' and on her lower back was a large fairy tattoo.

"Where's the other?" Sirius asked, as Drea lifted up her hair. On her neck was a tattoo of a barcode. The Marauders grinned.

"Very original, I like it!" approved Andy, as the rest agreed. Drea smiled, a glint appearing in her eyes.

"Oh, I forgot to tell you guys," she directed toward the other Elements. "I got another one, but it's really small."

Behind her right ear was a small blue star. Her friends gaped.

"Awww! Now shes ahead of me!" whined Sirius. Just then, Mr. and Mrs. Potter approached them.

"Shit," muttered Jess. Mr. and Mrs. Potter beamed.

"Oh, Mom, Dad, these are my friends—"but James was cut off.

"Of course we know these darling girls!" exclaimed Mrs. Potter.

"The Elements! Lillian Evans, Andrea Lee, Nicole Ngyuen, and Trinity Rivera! Of course! And two of them belong to two of the most respected families in both the wizarding and muggle world!" Mr. Potter beamed at Drea and Chelle, or at least the girls who the boys thought were Drea and Chelle.

"Do come in. I'm Sarah Potter, and this is my husband, Chris. Please call us by our first names, Mr. and Mrs. make us sound like old geezers,"

The four girls smiled nervously and went inside to change, leaving four extremely confused boys out in the yard. Who were these girls?

========================Chpt 5 End===========================

A/N: Sorry it took so long! God, finals and everything. And right after school I went on vacation to Japan. God! It was so fun! Anyways, this was a pretty pointless chapter. Except for the last part. So, next chapter:

Who are the Elements really? Why are they so important? Some romance! [finally!] And more stuff my brain hasn't come up with yet Hehe, ok! Till next time, see yah! 3 the anonymous author =]

PeEH eSss: reviews are welcomed! =D