Chapter two – SLAP!
Disclaim: - Unfortunately for me all the characters that you recognise belong to J.K.Rowling. However the characters you don't recognise belong to me, as does the plot. Oh and things like Hogwarts ECT belong to J.K.Rowling
A/N: - ok well sorry it took a while to update but I was waiting for at least one review before I did. Ok well hope you enjoy this chapter!
Thanks to: Danz – That site you told me about was great I only had about ten I could think of so now things are a whole lot easier. And thank you for being my first reviewer hope you like the rest of the story just as much.
SLAP!
Once the train had pulled up at the wonderful site that was just beyond Hogwarts Lily jumped strait into a carriage with her two best friends; Lehanna she had long blonde hair and sparkling blue topaz eyes and there was Jade with her dark brown wavy hair, dark raven eyes and the splash of freckles over her nose. "Ah! James is just so...so...strange!" remarked Lily as soon as the carriages started moving. Jade and Lehanna couldn't help but smile, James often confused and infuriated Lily. "What this time?" Asked Jade intrigued as she often was. "Well it was fine he was kinda normal and then he just went weird on me. And said the most pathetic chat up line you have ever heard!" Lily ranted on and on about the huge amount of letters from James, how he was always strange around her and now chats up lines were coming into it. Jade and Lehanna decided to let Lily rant, the sooner she got it out of her system the better.
"Lily, maybe you should just give James a chance then maybe he would stop asking, he'd know that at least you did give him a try he cant ask for more than that." Lehanna said reasonably as she often did. Lily didn't look at the positive side of this comment.
"But its James...the annoying, infuriating, strange, confusing, toe rag, and irritating git...and did I mention annoying!" her two best friends just looked at her hopelessly and decided that Lily would cool down after the sorting.
The great hall was magnificently decorated in celebration of the beginning of a new school year. The teachers were sat at the top table as usual only Professor McGonagall and Hagrid weren't present. The shabby old hat had already been placed on the stool at the front. Suddenly the door could be heard opening and a crowd of first year students were following Professor McGonagall into the hall with Hagrid close behind them.
Whilst McGonagall was calling out names and applauds could be heard coming from the appropriate house table, four boys were not paying attention. "So James do you think the chat up line worked for Lily?" Asked Sirius smiling at his down cast friend. Remus and Peter both chuckled slightly. "Its not funny, I made a complete prat of myself. And I have to get this right other wise its all over."
"James, mate don't worry about it, even moony said the odds were on your side. If you love Lily and you two were meant to be together one is going to work on her." Sirius looked confidently at James, before he realised al three of his friends were giving him a rather peculiar look. "What?" Said Sirius indignantly. "That has got to be a record...you actually made sense!" Exclaimed James. "I never knew you could be so sentimental Padfoot" added Remus.
"Well..." gloated Sirius "I'm a man of many talents." They all continued to look strangely at him before shaking their heads and watching the rest of the sorting. James stared distractedly down the table at Lily who was giggling with her two best friends.
Dumbledore stood up to make his start of term speech and the hall fell into silence. "Welcome to another year at Hogwarts. And welcome to your first year of Hogwarts to those of us who are new." Dumbledore's faced gleamed around the great hall as he spoke. "A few little...announcements, Mr Filch has added three new objects to his list of banned items the list of course can be found pinned to his office door. No one I repeat no one is to go near the Whomping Willow and no one is to enter the forbidden Forest" Dumbledore's eyes fixed themselves onto the four Marauders who stared innocently back.
"You may begin-" two slytherin boys and one slytherin girl jumping upon their house table interrupted Dumbledore. All three of them were in the most peculiar of clothes. When suddenly they began singing in Italian with strong, loud penetrating voices. They performed with shocked faces as they realised what they were doing but couldn't stop themselves. After five minutes they stopped their clothing changed back and they sat down with furious but red faces.
The four Marauders stood up and took a bow, to be applauded by all of Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw and Gryffindore. Dumbledore's eyes twinkled as he stood up again. "Well welcome back the Marauders who have had their start of year prank, a tradition that the first years will come accustomed to. But I am afraid boys that I will have to remove twenty points from your house, now begin the feast!"
It was the most luscious food that existed, and everyone stuffed themselves full with food and dessert. When people started flooding out of the hall James kept an eye out for Lily he was determined to try again before going to bed. When she made her way down with Lehanna and Jade she seemed happy. As she got closer James stepped out in front of her and blocked her path. "James! I need to get passed can you move please" asked Lily in the most patient voice she could muster.
James ran his hand through his already messy hair as he began to get nervous. "You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?" Said James, who suddenly realised what a bad line that was to use. Just as James was thinking this and instantly regretting his words Lily's hand came down sharp and fast.
SLAP!!
Disclaim: - Unfortunately for me all the characters that you recognise belong to J.K.Rowling. However the characters you don't recognise belong to me, as does the plot. Oh and things like Hogwarts ECT belong to J.K.Rowling
A/N: - ok well sorry it took a while to update but I was waiting for at least one review before I did. Ok well hope you enjoy this chapter!
Thanks to: Danz – That site you told me about was great I only had about ten I could think of so now things are a whole lot easier. And thank you for being my first reviewer hope you like the rest of the story just as much.
SLAP!
Once the train had pulled up at the wonderful site that was just beyond Hogwarts Lily jumped strait into a carriage with her two best friends; Lehanna she had long blonde hair and sparkling blue topaz eyes and there was Jade with her dark brown wavy hair, dark raven eyes and the splash of freckles over her nose. "Ah! James is just so...so...strange!" remarked Lily as soon as the carriages started moving. Jade and Lehanna couldn't help but smile, James often confused and infuriated Lily. "What this time?" Asked Jade intrigued as she often was. "Well it was fine he was kinda normal and then he just went weird on me. And said the most pathetic chat up line you have ever heard!" Lily ranted on and on about the huge amount of letters from James, how he was always strange around her and now chats up lines were coming into it. Jade and Lehanna decided to let Lily rant, the sooner she got it out of her system the better.
"Lily, maybe you should just give James a chance then maybe he would stop asking, he'd know that at least you did give him a try he cant ask for more than that." Lehanna said reasonably as she often did. Lily didn't look at the positive side of this comment.
"But its James...the annoying, infuriating, strange, confusing, toe rag, and irritating git...and did I mention annoying!" her two best friends just looked at her hopelessly and decided that Lily would cool down after the sorting.
The great hall was magnificently decorated in celebration of the beginning of a new school year. The teachers were sat at the top table as usual only Professor McGonagall and Hagrid weren't present. The shabby old hat had already been placed on the stool at the front. Suddenly the door could be heard opening and a crowd of first year students were following Professor McGonagall into the hall with Hagrid close behind them.
Whilst McGonagall was calling out names and applauds could be heard coming from the appropriate house table, four boys were not paying attention. "So James do you think the chat up line worked for Lily?" Asked Sirius smiling at his down cast friend. Remus and Peter both chuckled slightly. "Its not funny, I made a complete prat of myself. And I have to get this right other wise its all over."
"James, mate don't worry about it, even moony said the odds were on your side. If you love Lily and you two were meant to be together one is going to work on her." Sirius looked confidently at James, before he realised al three of his friends were giving him a rather peculiar look. "What?" Said Sirius indignantly. "That has got to be a record...you actually made sense!" Exclaimed James. "I never knew you could be so sentimental Padfoot" added Remus.
"Well..." gloated Sirius "I'm a man of many talents." They all continued to look strangely at him before shaking their heads and watching the rest of the sorting. James stared distractedly down the table at Lily who was giggling with her two best friends.
Dumbledore stood up to make his start of term speech and the hall fell into silence. "Welcome to another year at Hogwarts. And welcome to your first year of Hogwarts to those of us who are new." Dumbledore's faced gleamed around the great hall as he spoke. "A few little...announcements, Mr Filch has added three new objects to his list of banned items the list of course can be found pinned to his office door. No one I repeat no one is to go near the Whomping Willow and no one is to enter the forbidden Forest" Dumbledore's eyes fixed themselves onto the four Marauders who stared innocently back.
"You may begin-" two slytherin boys and one slytherin girl jumping upon their house table interrupted Dumbledore. All three of them were in the most peculiar of clothes. When suddenly they began singing in Italian with strong, loud penetrating voices. They performed with shocked faces as they realised what they were doing but couldn't stop themselves. After five minutes they stopped their clothing changed back and they sat down with furious but red faces.
The four Marauders stood up and took a bow, to be applauded by all of Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw and Gryffindore. Dumbledore's eyes twinkled as he stood up again. "Well welcome back the Marauders who have had their start of year prank, a tradition that the first years will come accustomed to. But I am afraid boys that I will have to remove twenty points from your house, now begin the feast!"
It was the most luscious food that existed, and everyone stuffed themselves full with food and dessert. When people started flooding out of the hall James kept an eye out for Lily he was determined to try again before going to bed. When she made her way down with Lehanna and Jade she seemed happy. As she got closer James stepped out in front of her and blocked her path. "James! I need to get passed can you move please" asked Lily in the most patient voice she could muster.
James ran his hand through his already messy hair as he began to get nervous. "You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?" Said James, who suddenly realised what a bad line that was to use. Just as James was thinking this and instantly regretting his words Lily's hand came down sharp and fast.
SLAP!!