Chapter Seven

Lily walked down to the Great Hall. She was still very red-faced and couldn't get the image of the naked James out of her head. Oh, she was waiting for the comments from Sirius. If he really did set this up, she would kill him. Her friends looked up at her.

"Hey Lily. Where's James?" Alice asked. Sirius smiled at her.

"Yes Lily, where is James?" Lily glared at him.

"You set that up didn't you? You bastard. You're such an immature idiot Sirius," Lily slapped him and sat as far as she could from him. Just then James entered looking to kill.

"SIRIUS! I'm giving you five seconds." Sirius gulped loudly and ran from the room with James hot on his tail. Gwen, Alice, Elise, and Sarah turned to Lily.

"What happened? Why are you and James mad at Sirius?" Gwen asked. Lily turned bright red and buried her face in her hands. Remus coughed. The rest of the girls turned to look at him.

"I think I know. James was taking a shower when we left and if I guessed correctly..."

"NO!" Alice said while smiling.

"You've GOT to be kidding me!" Sarah and Gwen shouted. Lily turned redder.

"YOU SAW HIM NAKED?!" Elise shouted. Lily flushed even more, if that was possible.

"Just tell the whole world Elise. Just let everyone know that I saw James naked." Lily groaned and buried her head in her hands. She mumbled something incoherent in her arms. Everyone else just burst out laughing.

"I guess you guys heard huh?" James said as he sat down, away from Lily. It would be weird if they sat near each other.

"Oh brilliant," Lily was heard. Her friends burst into fresh peels of laughter. Sirius sat down rubbing his arms and head. James must have beat him with his own hands. Just then the rest of the school and the first years entered. The sorting took place following with a very uncomfortable dinner for Lily and James. Then Dumbledore made his speech and everyone was dismissed.

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Up in the girls' dormitories, lily's friends couldn't stop harassing her.

"What was it like?"

"What did you do?"

"What did he do?"

"Did he look good?"

"GWEN! I can't believe you just said that! Sarah to answer your question, I don't know what it was like do to the fact that I was shocked to even realize what was happening. Because I was so shocked Alice, I just stood there staring at him like he was some freak. I just looked at him and couldn't turn away. Elise, he was shocked too because he just stood there staring at me and didn't even move to cover himself up until at least five minutes later. Well, it seemed like five minutes but really it could only have been 20 seconds," Lily said. The girls were laughing so hard at Lily and if it was possible, she turned redder than her hair.

"Lily, you never answered my question. How does James look naked?" Gwen smirked at her. Lily blushed even more.

"Gwen I'm NOT going to answer that. That was just a stupid question. Plus, you know how I feel about James. Why would I care what he looks like?" Maybe it's because you love him and DO care what he looks like, Lily told herself.

"Maybe it's because you like him and DO care what he looks like," Gwen retorted back with a triumphant smile. Lily just stared at her. Could she read Lily's mind?

"Shut up Gwen," Lily said and drew the curtains around her bed and went to sleep or at least try to. Every time she closed her eyes all she saw was James after his shower. Merlin, this is going to be a long school year, Lily thought.

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Up in the boys' dormitories, the boys didn't dare harass James. He was livid that Sirius would do that to her and to him.

James was so embarrassed that whenever someone tried to talk to him he would yell at them to shut up. Sirius couldn't lay down properly because of the incident before dinner. Remus stayed away and read his book. Frank thought it was hilarious. Peter was torn on what to do. He thought it was funny but who wanted to tell James that his personal embarrassements where funny. Look at Sirius!

James wanted nothing more than to sleep and forget about today. He wanted to wake up tomorrow and forget that ever happened. He closed his curtains and tried to fall asleep. When he closed his eyes, he saw Lily's face staring at his lower parts. Oh Lord, this was going to be a long year.

A/N: Glad to see everyone liked the naked scene. It was funny to imagine as I wrote it. Well, review some more. You guys are great. You are really funny with your reviews. They make me happy.

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