Chapter two – Day one: LEGS!
Disclaim: - Ok well character and places ect that you do recognise do not belong to me most unfortunately, but...Everything else does! So I'm happy (
A/N: - Well I want reviews!!!!! And I'm going to be really childish about it until get lots and lots and lots. Hope you enjoy this chapter as well guys!
Thanks to: Danz – Who is still my only reviewer!
Day one: LEGS!
Lily marched up the stairs to the girl's dormitory in a furious rage and just when she was starting to calm down from the event on the train, James had to rile her up again. "Can you believe what that...that JERK said to me! It's just like him to be sooo confident and rude and undignified!" Lily jumped onto her bed and dug her head into her pillows and screamed. Lehanna and jade laughed quietly, and seemed to find the whole thing quite amusing.
"Oh Lil's come on you have to admit its quite funny...inappropriate but funny" said Jade. As all the girls got ready for bed, Lily could be heard mumbling to herself angrily. Hopefully she thought to herself tomorrow all of this nonsense would have stopped.
Unfortunately for Lily, even though she didn't know it yet, in the boy's dormitories across the other side of the common room James was forming a plan to prevent further mistakes.
"Ok guys tomorrow is LILY'S LEGS DAY!!" Announced James joyfully has he came out of the bathroom. "I've decided that if I focus on a certain thing each day or possibly two things I can work on them and that will increase my chances of getting it right!"
"Sounds good to me mate!" Shouted Sirius as he dived into bed and tackled his secret (with the exception of his three friends) old octopus teddy known as Oggy and crawled head long into his sheets until his head poked out at the foot of his bed.
"Good Night lads!" He shouted once he was comfortable. "Padfoot, why do you insist upon sleeping with your feet on your pillows and your head down at the bottom of your bed?" Asked Remus, as this was something that has always perplexed him about it. "Its much more comfortable and with Oggy here it's a bit hard for him to get his head on the pillow with all these legs. So we lie down flat. Night" Sirius closed his curtains and the three remaining lads looked bemused at Sirius's bed before climbing into the sheets themselves.
The next morning James had a few well-chosen chat-up lines ready for any opportunity that might arise during the day. Lily had calmed down immensely from the night before and had also formed a plan of her own. She was going to ignore James, as a prefect she wouldn't get away with hitting him again so this seemed like the only solution.
'BEEP, BEEP, BEEP!'
Lily could hear her alarm clock bleeping and new she had to get up but decided to have ten more minutes, so she pressed the snooze button she was still enjoying the look on James's face as he realises her plan to ignore him.
Twenty minutes later Lily jumped out of bed and sprinted into the bathroom and brushed her teeth whilst putting on her socks. It wasn't until her two friends came in and explained that they had turned Lily's clock back twenty minutes for her because they knew she had forgotten, that she settled down.
"Thanks guys, I dunno what I'd do with out you, you're my saviour"
"Well thank us next Hogsmead weekend with a hot butterbeer...and hurry up now so we can get some breakfast," said Lehanna.
"Ooo breakfast, sounds good to me I'm starving," proclaimed Lily. "Your not the only one!" called out Jade who was taking Lily's school uniform out of her wardrobe. "We'll meet you in the common room" said Jade as her and Lehanna went downstairs to wait.
In the common room James and Remus were waiting for Sirius to get ready, Peter was too hungry to wait any longer and had already left. Their heads turned towards the girl's staircase as they heard footsteps and muffled voices. "Well of course she lik-" Lehanna cut herself off when she seen James and Remus. "Hey guys, waiting for Sirius again, some things never change," stated Jade.
"Good morning. Same with Lily I take it?" Asked Remus in his usual polite manner. Both girls nodded simultaneously.
"How is Lily?" Asked James, hoping and praying her mood was good. "Well...perhaps it would be better if you didn't use any more sleazy chat up lines." James regarded Lehanna's advice and looked over at Remus who returned James with a grin.
Lily came downstairs ready for the new term and to keep up her good marks, her other desired achievement was to try and wake up on time. As she reached the bottom of the stairs she could see Jade and Lehanna sitting with James and Remus. Lily just hoped James was over his phase.
"The word of the day is 'legs'. Let's go back to my place and spread the word," said James as Lily reached them. For a minute James could have sworn Lily eyes had blazed but he must have been imagining it.
"Morning Remus, come on you two let's go to breakfast I'm hungry" Lily walked off followed closely by her two amused friends.
When Sirius finally came down stairs the lads headed off to breakfast. Timetables were handed out and the first two lessons of the day were transfiguration.
Lily hated transfiguration, not because she couldn't do it but more because James and Sirius were effortlessly better at it than she was. On the odd occasion Lily would result in asking for a bit of wand movement advice off them but that was it.
Professor McGonagall was a strict and hard working teacher who demanded the best of all her students. Lily dreaded this lesson today more than any before due to James sitting right behind her.
Half way through class when McGonagall had finished explaining James used his quill tip to poke Lily until he could get her attention. Lily turned around after exactly twenty-two pokes from James. "What do you want James? What is so important it couldn't wait a while longer?" Lily could tell she was getting irritable. "Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?" He asked quite simply, Lily went from angry into a smirk.
"The key words being 'In your dreams' James" Lily turned around and was glad to hear his friends trying to suppress laughter at James's humility. "Shut up guys!"
The rest of the day went by peacefully, with the exception of the Marauders placing Zonko's fireworks under professor Sleem's the potions teacher chair. All of them exploded sending him four feet into the air and an array of colour and light into his classroom. Many remarked on how much better it looked.
Lily sat in the common room with a good muggle book called 'Playing James' by Sara Mason. Due to the fact that James had only bothered her twice today she didn't seem to mind reading about a character that had the same name.
"You should have seen his face Prongs, I think those dung bombs certainly gave him something to stink about!" Sirius started laughing at his own joke as he entered the common room with his three friends. James looked over at Lily and was amazed by the title of her book and pointed this out to Sirius, Peter and Remus. His first big mistake.
"Go on" Said Sirius pushing him over towards Lily. James staggered over to Lily who did not move her gaze from the page of her book.
"One of your legs is Christmas and one is Easter, how about we meet between the holidays?" Lily's face contorted and she gave a menacing look up at James.
"Will you just bloody leave me alone! I'm sick to death of you...at least before you were normal when you spoke to me, your just so aggravating. GET LOST!!" James practically ran to his dorm room closely followed by his three hysterical friends.
Lily threw her book at the floor no longer able to finish it with James inside her every thought.
Disclaim: - Ok well character and places ect that you do recognise do not belong to me most unfortunately, but...Everything else does! So I'm happy (
A/N: - Well I want reviews!!!!! And I'm going to be really childish about it until get lots and lots and lots. Hope you enjoy this chapter as well guys!
Thanks to: Danz – Who is still my only reviewer!
Day one: LEGS!
Lily marched up the stairs to the girl's dormitory in a furious rage and just when she was starting to calm down from the event on the train, James had to rile her up again. "Can you believe what that...that JERK said to me! It's just like him to be sooo confident and rude and undignified!" Lily jumped onto her bed and dug her head into her pillows and screamed. Lehanna and jade laughed quietly, and seemed to find the whole thing quite amusing.
"Oh Lil's come on you have to admit its quite funny...inappropriate but funny" said Jade. As all the girls got ready for bed, Lily could be heard mumbling to herself angrily. Hopefully she thought to herself tomorrow all of this nonsense would have stopped.
Unfortunately for Lily, even though she didn't know it yet, in the boy's dormitories across the other side of the common room James was forming a plan to prevent further mistakes.
"Ok guys tomorrow is LILY'S LEGS DAY!!" Announced James joyfully has he came out of the bathroom. "I've decided that if I focus on a certain thing each day or possibly two things I can work on them and that will increase my chances of getting it right!"
"Sounds good to me mate!" Shouted Sirius as he dived into bed and tackled his secret (with the exception of his three friends) old octopus teddy known as Oggy and crawled head long into his sheets until his head poked out at the foot of his bed.
"Good Night lads!" He shouted once he was comfortable. "Padfoot, why do you insist upon sleeping with your feet on your pillows and your head down at the bottom of your bed?" Asked Remus, as this was something that has always perplexed him about it. "Its much more comfortable and with Oggy here it's a bit hard for him to get his head on the pillow with all these legs. So we lie down flat. Night" Sirius closed his curtains and the three remaining lads looked bemused at Sirius's bed before climbing into the sheets themselves.
The next morning James had a few well-chosen chat-up lines ready for any opportunity that might arise during the day. Lily had calmed down immensely from the night before and had also formed a plan of her own. She was going to ignore James, as a prefect she wouldn't get away with hitting him again so this seemed like the only solution.
'BEEP, BEEP, BEEP!'
Lily could hear her alarm clock bleeping and new she had to get up but decided to have ten more minutes, so she pressed the snooze button she was still enjoying the look on James's face as he realises her plan to ignore him.
Twenty minutes later Lily jumped out of bed and sprinted into the bathroom and brushed her teeth whilst putting on her socks. It wasn't until her two friends came in and explained that they had turned Lily's clock back twenty minutes for her because they knew she had forgotten, that she settled down.
"Thanks guys, I dunno what I'd do with out you, you're my saviour"
"Well thank us next Hogsmead weekend with a hot butterbeer...and hurry up now so we can get some breakfast," said Lehanna.
"Ooo breakfast, sounds good to me I'm starving," proclaimed Lily. "Your not the only one!" called out Jade who was taking Lily's school uniform out of her wardrobe. "We'll meet you in the common room" said Jade as her and Lehanna went downstairs to wait.
In the common room James and Remus were waiting for Sirius to get ready, Peter was too hungry to wait any longer and had already left. Their heads turned towards the girl's staircase as they heard footsteps and muffled voices. "Well of course she lik-" Lehanna cut herself off when she seen James and Remus. "Hey guys, waiting for Sirius again, some things never change," stated Jade.
"Good morning. Same with Lily I take it?" Asked Remus in his usual polite manner. Both girls nodded simultaneously.
"How is Lily?" Asked James, hoping and praying her mood was good. "Well...perhaps it would be better if you didn't use any more sleazy chat up lines." James regarded Lehanna's advice and looked over at Remus who returned James with a grin.
Lily came downstairs ready for the new term and to keep up her good marks, her other desired achievement was to try and wake up on time. As she reached the bottom of the stairs she could see Jade and Lehanna sitting with James and Remus. Lily just hoped James was over his phase.
"The word of the day is 'legs'. Let's go back to my place and spread the word," said James as Lily reached them. For a minute James could have sworn Lily eyes had blazed but he must have been imagining it.
"Morning Remus, come on you two let's go to breakfast I'm hungry" Lily walked off followed closely by her two amused friends.
When Sirius finally came down stairs the lads headed off to breakfast. Timetables were handed out and the first two lessons of the day were transfiguration.
Lily hated transfiguration, not because she couldn't do it but more because James and Sirius were effortlessly better at it than she was. On the odd occasion Lily would result in asking for a bit of wand movement advice off them but that was it.
Professor McGonagall was a strict and hard working teacher who demanded the best of all her students. Lily dreaded this lesson today more than any before due to James sitting right behind her.
Half way through class when McGonagall had finished explaining James used his quill tip to poke Lily until he could get her attention. Lily turned around after exactly twenty-two pokes from James. "What do you want James? What is so important it couldn't wait a while longer?" Lily could tell she was getting irritable. "Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?" He asked quite simply, Lily went from angry into a smirk.
"The key words being 'In your dreams' James" Lily turned around and was glad to hear his friends trying to suppress laughter at James's humility. "Shut up guys!"
The rest of the day went by peacefully, with the exception of the Marauders placing Zonko's fireworks under professor Sleem's the potions teacher chair. All of them exploded sending him four feet into the air and an array of colour and light into his classroom. Many remarked on how much better it looked.
Lily sat in the common room with a good muggle book called 'Playing James' by Sara Mason. Due to the fact that James had only bothered her twice today she didn't seem to mind reading about a character that had the same name.
"You should have seen his face Prongs, I think those dung bombs certainly gave him something to stink about!" Sirius started laughing at his own joke as he entered the common room with his three friends. James looked over at Lily and was amazed by the title of her book and pointed this out to Sirius, Peter and Remus. His first big mistake.
"Go on" Said Sirius pushing him over towards Lily. James staggered over to Lily who did not move her gaze from the page of her book.
"One of your legs is Christmas and one is Easter, how about we meet between the holidays?" Lily's face contorted and she gave a menacing look up at James.
"Will you just bloody leave me alone! I'm sick to death of you...at least before you were normal when you spoke to me, your just so aggravating. GET LOST!!" James practically ran to his dorm room closely followed by his three hysterical friends.
Lily threw her book at the floor no longer able to finish it with James inside her every thought.