Love at Bajillionth Sight

Disclaimer: nothing but the plot, Drea, Trin, and Nikki are my property, sadly...

A/N: And in response to BlackFox's request, no Drea/Sirius pairings yet...but there is some other pairing in this chapter =].

Warning: chapter includes sexual suggestions

Chapter 7- An Interesting Day

======Potter's Living Room=====

"Blah! This shit is disgusting!" James stuck his tongue out. Remus examined the food article he held between his hands.

"You're right. This is disgusting," Andrew nodded, as he gingerly tried a piece.

"Hmm," Remus cautiously nibbled at the corner of one, before spitting it back out with a sour expression on his face.

"Good God, why would they make these? "Remus wondered. The girls had gone to talk with Sirius, after his outburst. The three boys hastily pushed the food aside.

"Ugh, I think I feel sick now," Andy groaned. Remus was busying himself by squashing the food to little pieces fit for babies to eat.

"Ew, you guys! What are you doing?!" James turned around to see Lily and the rest of the Elements standing with Sirius.

"Dear dear Lily, its purple Jell-o!! Disgusting crap it is," James explained. The girls simply rolled their eyes.

"You know, I don't see what's wrong with it, it looks normal enough," pondered Nikki. Slowly, she picked up a piece and took a bite out of it. A few seconds later, she spat it out.

"Ew! It tastes like Dimetapp!"

"You do know that this is a really stupid topic we're talking about here?" Drea said after a few silent minutes.

"And I'm bored as hell," Sirius added. Then he sighed, "Hmm...I wonder why Jell-o wiggles like that when I poke it. Maybe it's ticklish?"

"Uh, I highly doubt that Padfoot...um, hey I'll be right back you guys. I, er, forgot something in my room," Remus looked towards Nikki and walked up the stairs towards his room.

"Oh, that reminds me. I forgot my, uh, my..." Nikki looked lost for words but then thought up an excuse to leave. "I really didn't want to say this, but I need to go take care of womanly monthly problems." And with a sly grin, she took the path Remus had taken moments ago. Suddenly, realization dawned on Drea.

"Oh my lord-y!" A grin appeared on Sirius' face, as he too realized it. One by one, the teens realized it, leaving Lily alone and confused.

"Huh? What happened?" James merely smiled and shook his head.

"Lily, my flower, they didn't really go 'get something' and 'take care of monthly problems'. Oh no no no, not at all," Andy smiled sympathetically at Lily, as it dawned on her.

"Oh my god! Oh my god!" Lily exclaimed.

"Hmmm, wonder what base they're on right now," Andy pondered.

"Well, seeing that it's been almost 10 minutes, and Ngyuen had to use the 'female problems' excuse, probably all the way by now," Sirius answered.

"No, Nikki wouldn't do that, so I'm guessing halfway between 2nd and 3rd, if you know what I mean," Drea put in.

"Well," Trin added, "I agree, and if only that along with some making out happens, then they should be down in about, oh...10 minutes."

"You guys notice these things?" James stared. "And you'd think girls were less...well, thought less about this stuff."

"Oh no, Mr. James Potter. I would have to argue with that," Lily subconsciously replied. All three boys stared at her.

"What?!" Lily screamed, noticing the eyes on her.

"Yeah, she's telling the truth. Come to think of it, girls might think about it more than guys. Cause, you know, girls aren't afraid to talk with each other about this stuff," Trin added.

"Huh, so you guys trade tips on how to—" Sirius grinned, but wasn't allowed to finish his sentence.

"Ugh!" Drea slugged him in the arm with the pillow.

"No, we trade tips on how to fake an orgasm and still not harm the male ego," Trin immediately shut Sirius up.

"Oh, yes. Such a fragile thing the male ego is," Drea added, causing Andy, James, and Sirius to shoot glares at her.

"Hmm...I wonder what they're doing now," wondered James, looking towards the stairs.

=====10 minutes later=====

"Well, if I calculated correctly, they should be down in five..." Trin started.

"Four," Andy continued where she left off.

"Three," James looked expectantly at the top of the stairs.

"Two," Sirius was still hung up about Remus getting some.

"And," Lily couldn't help but smile.

"One!" Drea, along with the others, looked towards the stairs. And sure enough, down walked Nikki, followed shortly by Remus. Both had goofy grins on their faces, though trying hard to hide it.

"Ahem, so...did you two have a good time?" Nikki's smile fell off her face, as she realized everyone in the room knew now.

"W-what? Remus! Did you tell them?!"

"Hey! I didn't say anything about anything!" Remus protested.

"Well, we have just gotten you two to confess, so now for our questioning," Drea stood up and paced the room. Trin and Lily followed suit.

"Ahem. Ms. Nicole Ngyuen. A, B, or C?" Drea questioned, mocking seriousness.

"Um...B," the three 'investigators' grinned.

"1, 2, or 3?" Lily continued. Nikki couldn't help but also grin.

"1,"

"And?" Trin prompted.

"10, definitely," and after Nikki said this, the three other girls jumped up and down.

"Oh my lord-y! Are you serious? THAT much?" Drea grabbed Nikki by the shoulders.

"Jeez, you won't believe it!" Nikki screamed along with the other girls, and they ran upstairs.

Sirius sighed. "Well, you know what that means Remy old pal. They're grading you," James shook his head in agreement. Remus' face paled, and the other boys sympathetically patted him on the back.

"Moony m' boy...you ain't never gonna make it out now," Andy solemnly. With a last pat on the back, the rest of the Marauders walked into the kitchen, leaving a shocked Remus Lupin on the couch.

===========================End Chpt 7==========================

A/N: Wow, this chapter was also pretty short. Sorry! Well, sigh, I couldn't help but make a pairing with Remus and Nikki . Hehe, I promise the next chapter should be longer. If it's not, you can...you can...sue me!...[but I hope you don't]. =D til next time,

-your anonymous author 3-