A/N: Hey people sorry it took me so long to update but I had to do my Duke
of Edinburgh award and that's taken up a lot of time but I've finished that
now so here's the rest of the story hope you enjoy it! I would also like to
say that this chapter is for all the girls that hate cheesy chat up lines
(that we actually think are really funny but we don't let them know that
hehe).
Disclaim: I own none of the character ect that you recognise from the Harry Potter book. I do however own everything else.
Thanks to... Danz: of course my first loyal reviewer. ( Child of Scorpio: thank you for your review I hope you really enjoy the rest! (
Chapter four – Come back
Lily had a few problems her first one being that James was still being unreasonable her second was that her two best friends Jade and Lehanna didn't seem to think there was anything wrong with James, he only liked her after all and what's wrong with that, in fact they found the whole thing quite amusing.
Little did they know that Lily had for the second time come up with a plan. She was going to play James at his own game, but with a twist. With this new plan fresh in her mind she went down to breakfast feeling quite content. Her first glimpse of James did make her wonder if she could do it, he of course still had his usual aura of confidence. That's when it all started...
James strode coolly over to lily hoping oh so much that she had calmed down from the night before. But before he could say anything Lily spoke to him!
"I'm busy, you're ugly, have a nice day!" Lily stood up and walked away before James could wipe the shocked look from his face. "I haven't said a word," he mumbled to himself as Lily turned into the corridor. "Well that went well," said Remus who was closely followed by Sirius and Peter.
The first lesson of the day went with out incident, which pleased lily immensely and disappointed James increasingly. He really needed something good.
Unfortunately for James, who was known to whole chat up lines got it all wrong. He poked Lily in the back until she turned around.
"I know how to please a woman," said James wiggling his eyebrows, everyone around him sniggering.
"Then p l e a s e leave me alone," replied Lily turning back around and leaving James for the second time in one day stunned and gob smacked. This just wasn't going to do not for James, after all it was his job to leave people stunned and embarrassed.
So he tried again. "I would go to the end of the world for you" "Yeah but would you stay there"
"Haven't I seen you some place before" "Yeah, that's why I don't go there any more"
The two of them were getting louder and louder up until the point where they were standing up facing each other and the rest of the class watching with increasing interest and amusement.
"IF I COULD SEE YOU NAKED I'D DIE HAPPY!" "IF I SAW YOU NAKED I'D PROBABLY DIE LAUGHING!"
At this point professor Mesham called for silence and everyone looked round including a very flustered Lily and angered James.
"You two will both be receiving a detention tonight my office at eight o'clock for two hours, now sit down and continue with your work in peace." If looks could kill James would be dead. Lily had never been in any serious trouble at school but thanks to James she had to spend an extra two hours with him this evening.
James on the other hand was very pleased detentions had never bothered him so that wasn't a problem but this detention also gave him the opportunity to yet again try his tactic on Lily when he was on his own with her.
For the rest of the day James left Lily alone and told his friends his plan for the detention. Only Remus managed to find one quite amusing problem. "Prongs if you two are left alone and you are constantly using chat up lines that annoy her she going to kill you." All of them laughed and James still wasn't put off this was his chance.
A/N: Sorry this ones a bit short but the next one should be longer. Hope you enjoyed this chapter and I promise not to leave it too long until the next one. (
Disclaim: I own none of the character ect that you recognise from the Harry Potter book. I do however own everything else.
Thanks to... Danz: of course my first loyal reviewer. ( Child of Scorpio: thank you for your review I hope you really enjoy the rest! (
Chapter four – Come back
Lily had a few problems her first one being that James was still being unreasonable her second was that her two best friends Jade and Lehanna didn't seem to think there was anything wrong with James, he only liked her after all and what's wrong with that, in fact they found the whole thing quite amusing.
Little did they know that Lily had for the second time come up with a plan. She was going to play James at his own game, but with a twist. With this new plan fresh in her mind she went down to breakfast feeling quite content. Her first glimpse of James did make her wonder if she could do it, he of course still had his usual aura of confidence. That's when it all started...
James strode coolly over to lily hoping oh so much that she had calmed down from the night before. But before he could say anything Lily spoke to him!
"I'm busy, you're ugly, have a nice day!" Lily stood up and walked away before James could wipe the shocked look from his face. "I haven't said a word," he mumbled to himself as Lily turned into the corridor. "Well that went well," said Remus who was closely followed by Sirius and Peter.
The first lesson of the day went with out incident, which pleased lily immensely and disappointed James increasingly. He really needed something good.
Unfortunately for James, who was known to whole chat up lines got it all wrong. He poked Lily in the back until she turned around.
"I know how to please a woman," said James wiggling his eyebrows, everyone around him sniggering.
"Then p l e a s e leave me alone," replied Lily turning back around and leaving James for the second time in one day stunned and gob smacked. This just wasn't going to do not for James, after all it was his job to leave people stunned and embarrassed.
So he tried again. "I would go to the end of the world for you" "Yeah but would you stay there"
"Haven't I seen you some place before" "Yeah, that's why I don't go there any more"
The two of them were getting louder and louder up until the point where they were standing up facing each other and the rest of the class watching with increasing interest and amusement.
"IF I COULD SEE YOU NAKED I'D DIE HAPPY!" "IF I SAW YOU NAKED I'D PROBABLY DIE LAUGHING!"
At this point professor Mesham called for silence and everyone looked round including a very flustered Lily and angered James.
"You two will both be receiving a detention tonight my office at eight o'clock for two hours, now sit down and continue with your work in peace." If looks could kill James would be dead. Lily had never been in any serious trouble at school but thanks to James she had to spend an extra two hours with him this evening.
James on the other hand was very pleased detentions had never bothered him so that wasn't a problem but this detention also gave him the opportunity to yet again try his tactic on Lily when he was on his own with her.
For the rest of the day James left Lily alone and told his friends his plan for the detention. Only Remus managed to find one quite amusing problem. "Prongs if you two are left alone and you are constantly using chat up lines that annoy her she going to kill you." All of them laughed and James still wasn't put off this was his chance.
A/N: Sorry this ones a bit short but the next one should be longer. Hope you enjoyed this chapter and I promise not to leave it too long until the next one. (