A/N: Well I am one for keeping my promises so here's the next chapter and I
hope you all enjoy it. (
Disclaim: All of the things you recognise do not unfortunately belong to me; everything else on the other hand belongs to me! Yay (
Thanks to... Kay345 – thanks for your review I hope you continue to read the rest of it and like it! Child of Scorpio – Your review yet again has made me laugh A LOT! And I might add I like your sidetracking, because that way I know I'm not the only one who's dad is sitting in the room looking at me funny because I'm laughing at the computer lol. Danz – Hope to hear from you soon buddy. Hope you enjoy this chapter! Chapter Six – Day Three: All the spares.
When Sirius, Remus and Peter woke up the next morning to their surprise James was already awake and sitting by one of the desk in their room. He turned around to face them.
"Good Morning, it's about time you lot were awake. I have some good news." Very sleepily the three of them got out of bed and crowded around James and looked down at the paper he had once been writing on.
"You made a list of chat up lines...so that you could what read them off to Lily" said Sirius as he looked down at list, which was quite different to James's original plan. "No stupid, if I use all these chat up lines today for the rest of the week it leaves me free to focus on one or two points about her again like with the legs."
"Yes except Lily slapped you the night before the legs day and she was offended," said Remus. "Ah, but I think I got through to her a bit yesterday. You heard what Jade and Lee said. Something was in her mind...me!"
"Prongs mate I would not call Lehanna Lee if you want to live another day." Remus patted James's shoulder and headed for the bathroom.
Meanwhile in the girls dormitory Lehanna and Jade were both in the bathroom having a wash and applying make-up.
"It is sooo obvious that Lily like James just as much as he does her, I just don't know why she wont admit it" said Jade. "You're forgetting the fundamental issue, Lily doesn't realise that she like James just as much as he does her. But from the state she turned up in yesterday I'd say it won't be long before she does realise." Lehanna stopped talking when Jades toothbrush fell out of her hands onto the floor and Jade stood with her mouth open and her hands frozen in mid air.
Lehanna turned round to see what was so shocking only to find something that made her too drop her flannel and soap on the floor with shock.
And there stood in her strap pyjama top and shorts yawning was Lily!
"I already told you I had a headache yesterday that was all" she said after yawning, and walking over to her own toothbrush and paste.
"But...but Lily, do you now what time it is. Its seven-thirty. You're never up at seven thirty." Said Lehanna finally coming to her senses.
"Oh he's really got to you hasn't he" said Jade smiling considerably.
"NO! I just didn't...sleep very well," said Lily as she began to brush her teeth. "Sure Lily whatever you say" Jade left it at that and Lehanna didn't mention it again either as they all got ready and went down to breakfast.
As they got to the great hall the four marauders were all huddled closely together as they ate. Jade and Lehanna made sure to sit just a few seats up from them, only Lily was uncomfortable with that.
As uncompromising as this was for Lily James didn't say anything to her as he was wrapped up in a conversation with his three friends, a conversation, which abruptly ended, and all four of them were grinning. Once the great hall was pretty much full, all four of the marauders stood up and pointed their wands at four random slytherin's. "Miscanoo" all four of them shouted aloud.
Suddenly the four slytherin's stoop up on the bench and started doing the can-can. Everyone laughed except of course the slytherin's. The marauders did not sit down though, which was normally bad news for slytherin's. But not today.
James stood up and onto the tables. "Ladies and gentlemen, I have an announcement to make to Lily Evans." As Lily looked up at James with wide eyes, James found that he could not help smiling a wide and truly happy smile. "I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles and even further for that thing you do with your tongue." James raised his eyebrows suggestively. Lily open and closed her mouth several times before getting up and leaving, James would have been disappointed were it not for the fact that Lily had blushed. "Oh I'm getting there," muttered James.
James sat back down to find that all three of his friends and both of Lily's friends sniggering into their breakfast as they tried to eat, but they failed an bust in to howls of laughter and even happy tears.
On their way to first lesson the marauders were right behind Lily who was forced to go behind Jade and Lehanna in the line outside the classroom. This was bad news for Lily for she had to endure James.
"Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again," James said sticking his face right in front of Lily's. She turned away already she couldn't think of a come back and no choice but to ignore him again but it was hard with him so close and...personal. And James didn't end it there.
"Your so hot you could make the devil sweat" "If I could rearrange the letters I'd put U and I together" Lily was still ignoring James as best she could, but it was getting harder and harder and he was getting closer and closer.
After dinner Lily had charms, which meant many a good thing for Lily. Firstly it was her best subject, secondly she didn't have to sit anywhere near James.
When she entered the classroom and sat back down in her usual seat, she expected Jade on one side and Lehanna on the other, but to her disappointment and shock she turned and found that Lehanna had sat on Jades other side and James in Lehanna's seat.
"That's not your seat give Lehanna her seat back," said Lily indignantly at James. "Oh no its all right Lily I told James he could sit there" "Lehanna!" Lehanna just smiled down and looked back at her charms book.
"All those curves and me with no brakes" James said as he looked down and Lily and then back up to his own charms textbook. Lily again was speechless and found herself feeling across between agitated and flustered.
Half way through the lesson, which had so far been peaceful for Lily, James caught her eye. "Your so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear" Lily opened her mouth but closed it again and found that she actually really did want to laugh and not be offended by it. And so she did, she let out a small laugh. "James that was bad, really bad" she continued to laugh, and James joined in, he couldn't help himself for two reasons. He knew himself it was a terrible chat up line and secondly she was laughing, he had made her laugh and that would keep him happy.
"James why cant we just be friends and you can just stop all this...well whatever it is?" Asked Lily when they had both stopped laughing. James had to think quickly, he could not give an answer only a chat up line but he didn't want to upset her again. "I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands" the bell went and James stood up and went to join his friends. As the words sunk in Lily tried to make sense of them. Was he trying to tell her that he wanted to be more than friends, but she already knew that and she could never like James in that way...could she?
A/N: could she???? That is the question...He-he. Anyway hope you enjoyed this and...well it's defiantly longer than the last one lol. ENJOY!!! And REVIEW!!!! Oh and by the way the reasoning behind the title is because he is using all the spare chat up lines he has. Just in case anyone was wondering.
Disclaim: All of the things you recognise do not unfortunately belong to me; everything else on the other hand belongs to me! Yay (
Thanks to... Kay345 – thanks for your review I hope you continue to read the rest of it and like it! Child of Scorpio – Your review yet again has made me laugh A LOT! And I might add I like your sidetracking, because that way I know I'm not the only one who's dad is sitting in the room looking at me funny because I'm laughing at the computer lol. Danz – Hope to hear from you soon buddy. Hope you enjoy this chapter! Chapter Six – Day Three: All the spares.
When Sirius, Remus and Peter woke up the next morning to their surprise James was already awake and sitting by one of the desk in their room. He turned around to face them.
"Good Morning, it's about time you lot were awake. I have some good news." Very sleepily the three of them got out of bed and crowded around James and looked down at the paper he had once been writing on.
"You made a list of chat up lines...so that you could what read them off to Lily" said Sirius as he looked down at list, which was quite different to James's original plan. "No stupid, if I use all these chat up lines today for the rest of the week it leaves me free to focus on one or two points about her again like with the legs."
"Yes except Lily slapped you the night before the legs day and she was offended," said Remus. "Ah, but I think I got through to her a bit yesterday. You heard what Jade and Lee said. Something was in her mind...me!"
"Prongs mate I would not call Lehanna Lee if you want to live another day." Remus patted James's shoulder and headed for the bathroom.
Meanwhile in the girls dormitory Lehanna and Jade were both in the bathroom having a wash and applying make-up.
"It is sooo obvious that Lily like James just as much as he does her, I just don't know why she wont admit it" said Jade. "You're forgetting the fundamental issue, Lily doesn't realise that she like James just as much as he does her. But from the state she turned up in yesterday I'd say it won't be long before she does realise." Lehanna stopped talking when Jades toothbrush fell out of her hands onto the floor and Jade stood with her mouth open and her hands frozen in mid air.
Lehanna turned round to see what was so shocking only to find something that made her too drop her flannel and soap on the floor with shock.
And there stood in her strap pyjama top and shorts yawning was Lily!
"I already told you I had a headache yesterday that was all" she said after yawning, and walking over to her own toothbrush and paste.
"But...but Lily, do you now what time it is. Its seven-thirty. You're never up at seven thirty." Said Lehanna finally coming to her senses.
"Oh he's really got to you hasn't he" said Jade smiling considerably.
"NO! I just didn't...sleep very well," said Lily as she began to brush her teeth. "Sure Lily whatever you say" Jade left it at that and Lehanna didn't mention it again either as they all got ready and went down to breakfast.
As they got to the great hall the four marauders were all huddled closely together as they ate. Jade and Lehanna made sure to sit just a few seats up from them, only Lily was uncomfortable with that.
As uncompromising as this was for Lily James didn't say anything to her as he was wrapped up in a conversation with his three friends, a conversation, which abruptly ended, and all four of them were grinning. Once the great hall was pretty much full, all four of the marauders stood up and pointed their wands at four random slytherin's. "Miscanoo" all four of them shouted aloud.
Suddenly the four slytherin's stoop up on the bench and started doing the can-can. Everyone laughed except of course the slytherin's. The marauders did not sit down though, which was normally bad news for slytherin's. But not today.
James stood up and onto the tables. "Ladies and gentlemen, I have an announcement to make to Lily Evans." As Lily looked up at James with wide eyes, James found that he could not help smiling a wide and truly happy smile. "I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles and even further for that thing you do with your tongue." James raised his eyebrows suggestively. Lily open and closed her mouth several times before getting up and leaving, James would have been disappointed were it not for the fact that Lily had blushed. "Oh I'm getting there," muttered James.
James sat back down to find that all three of his friends and both of Lily's friends sniggering into their breakfast as they tried to eat, but they failed an bust in to howls of laughter and even happy tears.
On their way to first lesson the marauders were right behind Lily who was forced to go behind Jade and Lehanna in the line outside the classroom. This was bad news for Lily for she had to endure James.
"Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again," James said sticking his face right in front of Lily's. She turned away already she couldn't think of a come back and no choice but to ignore him again but it was hard with him so close and...personal. And James didn't end it there.
"Your so hot you could make the devil sweat" "If I could rearrange the letters I'd put U and I together" Lily was still ignoring James as best she could, but it was getting harder and harder and he was getting closer and closer.
After dinner Lily had charms, which meant many a good thing for Lily. Firstly it was her best subject, secondly she didn't have to sit anywhere near James.
When she entered the classroom and sat back down in her usual seat, she expected Jade on one side and Lehanna on the other, but to her disappointment and shock she turned and found that Lehanna had sat on Jades other side and James in Lehanna's seat.
"That's not your seat give Lehanna her seat back," said Lily indignantly at James. "Oh no its all right Lily I told James he could sit there" "Lehanna!" Lehanna just smiled down and looked back at her charms book.
"All those curves and me with no brakes" James said as he looked down and Lily and then back up to his own charms textbook. Lily again was speechless and found herself feeling across between agitated and flustered.
Half way through the lesson, which had so far been peaceful for Lily, James caught her eye. "Your so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear" Lily opened her mouth but closed it again and found that she actually really did want to laugh and not be offended by it. And so she did, she let out a small laugh. "James that was bad, really bad" she continued to laugh, and James joined in, he couldn't help himself for two reasons. He knew himself it was a terrible chat up line and secondly she was laughing, he had made her laugh and that would keep him happy.
"James why cant we just be friends and you can just stop all this...well whatever it is?" Asked Lily when they had both stopped laughing. James had to think quickly, he could not give an answer only a chat up line but he didn't want to upset her again. "I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands" the bell went and James stood up and went to join his friends. As the words sunk in Lily tried to make sense of them. Was he trying to tell her that he wanted to be more than friends, but she already knew that and she could never like James in that way...could she?
A/N: could she???? That is the question...He-he. Anyway hope you enjoyed this and...well it's defiantly longer than the last one lol. ENJOY!!! And REVIEW!!!! Oh and by the way the reasoning behind the title is because he is using all the spare chat up lines he has. Just in case anyone was wondering.