One day Aku-Baka was walking around Ritz's living room, looking for the TV
guide when she saw something move out of the corner of her eye. It was
Heero Yuy...Square Dancing...He was wearing a fluffy pink dress over top of
his usual Spandex and had a green cowboy hat on. Aku-Baka stared for a few
moments then decided that she didn't like the way Heero was dancing. She
did the first thing that came to mind: poked him. Now, any sane person
knows it's not exactly a bright idea to poke Heero Yuy but...this IS Aku-
Baka we're talking about. When she poked him Heero has a quick seizure then
cut off Aku-Baka's hand. She, of course, giggled and poked where her
hand should have been. Heero, on the other hand, did something no one
expected, exept me because I wrote this. He turned all sparkily and really
girly music started to play. Yes, he was transforming into Sailor
Moon...wait, no...um.
It took two more episodes for Heero's sparkily transformation to complete but when it finally did he...was a gansta. Oh no. "Yo yo yo I'm a mothafunkin gansta...dog. Yo yo yo....biatch..." Aku-Baka stared, too busy too pay attention to the fact that she was bleeding all over Ritz's carpet. Heero's atire had changed from the dress to what appeared to be a full on pimp suit, in purple. "Wha'?" He asked, looking at Aku-Baka. "Ge' out on dat corner and make me som' moneh bitch." Aku-Baka backed away slowly, "What have I done?"
"yo yo my homies, i'm in da house, i'm heero yuy... er... i live in a house? Yo yo my homiez, I in da 'partment! I'm Hee-chan....uhh, what rhymes with house? Yo yo my homiez, I in da basement! I'm Bob....Mouse! Mouse does!! Yo yo my homiez, I in yo' tiolet! I'm Cletus! errrr....Louse!! Yo yo my homiez! I in..somewhere! I'm Heero! ...I give up..."
Aku-Baka frowned, "You almost make rap sound good. Only the lyrics rock though.Hey! WHy don't you make it a ROCK song?" Heero laughed, "Ar' yo' takin' to the great rappa Hee-chan?! Mah skillz in rappin' are wa' beyond them o' dem rockers." He smacked Aku-Baka, putting her into a coma.
Author's Notes: The idea for this was created a long time ago but I never got around to it. Eventually we decied to figure out WHY Heero's a gansta...Somehow we ended up with this. It's funny and the rest will only be GW charries. We've got SOME planned out and there might be more raps. Feel free to flame. That was part of the purpose if this fic.
It took two more episodes for Heero's sparkily transformation to complete but when it finally did he...was a gansta. Oh no. "Yo yo yo I'm a mothafunkin gansta...dog. Yo yo yo....biatch..." Aku-Baka stared, too busy too pay attention to the fact that she was bleeding all over Ritz's carpet. Heero's atire had changed from the dress to what appeared to be a full on pimp suit, in purple. "Wha'?" He asked, looking at Aku-Baka. "Ge' out on dat corner and make me som' moneh bitch." Aku-Baka backed away slowly, "What have I done?"
"yo yo my homies, i'm in da house, i'm heero yuy... er... i live in a house? Yo yo my homiez, I in da 'partment! I'm Hee-chan....uhh, what rhymes with house? Yo yo my homiez, I in da basement! I'm Bob....Mouse! Mouse does!! Yo yo my homiez, I in yo' tiolet! I'm Cletus! errrr....Louse!! Yo yo my homiez! I in..somewhere! I'm Heero! ...I give up..."
Aku-Baka frowned, "You almost make rap sound good. Only the lyrics rock though.Hey! WHy don't you make it a ROCK song?" Heero laughed, "Ar' yo' takin' to the great rappa Hee-chan?! Mah skillz in rappin' are wa' beyond them o' dem rockers." He smacked Aku-Baka, putting her into a coma.
Author's Notes: The idea for this was created a long time ago but I never got around to it. Eventually we decied to figure out WHY Heero's a gansta...Somehow we ended up with this. It's funny and the rest will only be GW charries. We've got SOME planned out and there might be more raps. Feel free to flame. That was part of the purpose if this fic.