"Loo' u gonna hava gim'e 1 of dem reco'd deelz." Heero yelled. "Look, Hee- chan. I don't have the ability to gave you a record deal. I've never given anyone a record deal." Trowa pleaded, if Heero didn't come to his senses soon there was a fair chance he'd lose it. "Don' lie 2 mah!" salive flew
from Heero's mouth, hitting Trowa's forehead. "I'm not lying. You know what? I'm not your manager. Maybe Dorothy can get you a record deal but I can't." Heero snorted, "Dat bitch ish busy wit mah slut." Trowa frowned,
what exactly were Dorothy and Duo doing? Better not to think about it.

Duo and Dorothy in reality weren't really 'on da korner'. They had made
Wufei take Duo's place and run off to Toys 'R' Us, thinking Heero would
never come there. And, of course, he came there. They were busy in the Digimon isle thinking up a plan when Hee-chan came along. He was wearing an
itsy, bitsy, teeny, weeny, yellow polka dot binkini and alot of bling bling. From the sounds of it he was singing 'Let's Beyblade' at the top of his lungs. Duo looked over at Dorothy, pure terror in his eyes. "What are we gonna do?" Hee-chan heard Duo's voice and regognized it. He quickly ran over to where he heard it from. "Mah hoe!" He shreiked. "Bu' I sa' u B4 I lef'!" Duo looked up at Heero, more scared than he had ever been before. He would have stood there, unable to move, forever if Dorothy hadn't grabbed
his arm and ran.

Duo and Dorothy hadn't been seen in weeks and Heero had kept Wufei as his new whore. His hit'Hee-chan' was topping the charts and you couldn't turn on your TV without seeing Heero Yuy's face on your screen. Whereever Duo
and Dorothy were they weren't watching TV. In fact. Let's leave their
disappearance a mystery for now and go to the video for 'Hee-chan'

Heero appears on screen wearing a bear suit and bopping his head along to a
bouncy cheerful beat.
Scene switches to Wing Zero strip teasing. "Oh Hee-chan!" is screamed in the backround by a fangirl played by Quatre.
Scene switches to Quatre strip teasing.
"Yo! Yo yo!"
Scene goes back to Heero.
Back to stripping Wing Zero. "Yo I'm Hee-chan and I'm here to say! My whore's gone missin' yay yay yay!"
Heero trying to act sad but doing a horrible acting job. Scene goes to Wufei being kidnapped by a can of Cambell's Chicken Noodle
soup.
"Hee-chan's in da hooouse!"
"Hee-chan ain't no mouuuuse."
More stripping Wing Zero.
Quatreappears on screen trying his best to smile.
"Oh Hee-chan!" Quatre screams, going bright red.
Heero's back on screen, bopping along.
"Hee-chan! I also come in pink!"
Hee-chan gives a korny thumbs up and winks.
Video ends.

Author's Notes: ......Don't even ask me to explain that. If you have any suggestions for later on PLEASE review and put them in there or if you really want to you can email me or IM me. Why? I really have no idea what will come after this. The first two chapters were writtne at 1:30AM, when my writing is best. This chapter was written at 7:00PM. There is the only reason I can come up with for...this..Oh! and the next chapter will be written around 1:00AM so no need to worry!

Disclaimer: Wouldn't it be cool if I really DID own a talking moose? yeah. If anyone has a talking moose they could lend me I'd be happy to accept.