CHEESE


Duo and Dorothy were in actually merely outside of Toys 'R' Us but Hee-chan didn't know that. He needed them though. They were his manager and best whore, though he wouldn't tell Wufei that. Doing what he thought was best he sent Quatre, Trowa and Wufei to search for them. Meanwhile, Heero headed off for da offishal rappa awardz. There he ran into a perssonal enemy of his: Fifty Cent. ((He's the only rapper I know of..besides Eminem buut...This is more fun!)) "Yo'" "Yo'" The room was silent, everyone was waiting to see what would happen next.

A few days later Dorothy and Duo wandered back into Toys 'R' Us and happend to see a TV. I blonde newsreporter sat at a desk reporting the news:

"In breaking news famous rap superstar "Hee-chan" has a warrant out for his arrest after killing fellow rapper "Fifty Cent" He manager cannot be reached for comment and Hee-chan hasn't been seen for 5 days."

"Is he back to normal?" Dorothy asked, almost relieved. "No." Duo commented "All rappers are like that." Dorothy did the most serious anime-style-fall possible. "It's getting more serious then.." there was something akin to worry in Dorothy's voice. "I have a plan!" Duo said, raising his finger into the air truimphantly. "I know Heero's weakness!" Dorothy looked over at Duo curiously, "Weakness?" "Of course!" Duo grinned, "You didn't honestly think Heero had some sort of 'normal' weakness. The guy blew himself up! As if that's not enough of a clue right there!" Dorothy shrugged, he had a point. "Anyway, his weakness is-" Duo was interuptted as Quatre, Trowa and Wufei ran into Toys 'R' Us. "You! We found you!"

Author's Notes: I was having so much trouble planning for this chapter but once I took a break and thought about it as seriously as one can do with a humor fic I figured it out. I had to shorten the chapter because I didn't want to give away Hee-chan's weakness so early. I've got the rest of the fic planned out now! But once I'm done I'll need ideas for the sequel!

Disclaimer: I do not own Gundam Wing or a talking moose and I don't main stray animals! Now you, re-arrange my living room! Heero needs more room to square dance!!