"Wait!" Dorothy called out, panick in her voice. "You don't want Heero to be like that forever do you?!" I don't know.." Came wufei's response. "I kinda like this new look for me." He played with his hair. Dorothy looked down at Wufei's tube top and mini skirt. "Sure..." "What do we need to do?" Quatre asked pleadingly. "Duo?" Duo walked over to the rest of them. "Trowa, Quatre....Wufei.." A moment of silence. "Has Heero ever told you his weakness?" Trowa and Quatre shook their heads, Wufei was too busy playing with his hair extensions. "He told me. It wasn't that long ago." Duo paused, how could he continue? "Heero's weakness is...vasaline.."

((A/N: Weren't expecting THAT were you?! Ha! and people thought his weakness was Relena! She's not even mentioned in this fic!!...exapt for in this little note..))

"VASALINE?!" Even Wufei's mouth dropped open. "You mean that slimy stuff that has no real use what-so-ever?" Confusion was evident on Dorothy's face. "Where will we get some vasaline?" Quatre said quietly, still trying to comprehend "The Perfect Soldier"'s weakness. "We're in Toys 'R' Us." Trowa commented. "It's basically an all purpose store." Duo nodded and they headed off to the "Slimy stuff with no real purpose" isle. They bought as much vasaline as they could afford and carried it over to CouchPotato, where Hee-chan was hiding.

Hee-chan was working on his new rap "Let's Beyblade" when the rest of the gang came in. Hee-chan grinned, "so yo' found 'em!" "Not so fast!" Dorothy yelled, sounding like a cheesy, 60's hero. Hee-chan stared at her, "Wha?" She opened teh lid of one of the vasaline jars. Putting her hand into the jar she took out a gob of the substance. Throwing it did little good since it stuck to her hand so she ran up to Hee-chan and rubbed it in his face. "AHHHH!!" Heero screeched in a high pitched voice. Duo rushed forward with his tub of vasaline and began spreading it over Heero. The others soon followed suit. Once he was fully covered Hee-chan began to glitter and sparkle.

A few seconds later the sparkles started to dissapate. What was underneath those sparkles wasn't regular old Heero Yuy though......Everyone's mouth gaped open at Baywatch Heero. He was wearing a tight red swimsuit and had breast implants. He puffed out his chest. "What's wrong?!" He asked, sounding a little too much like Pamela Anderson.

Author's Notes: That's it. The end of Heero Yuy from da hood. I'll be needing a name for the sequel. I'd imagine you already know what it's about if you read that last paragraph. Please review and if you have any questions you can email me though I'm more likely to get the message faster if you put it in the review.

Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam Wing but I do have an account on Gaia Online.