The Many Ways to Kill Kikyo
Disclaimer- I OWN NOTHING!
Foreword- My other friend and my little bro will be making an appearance in this one. Hope you like it!
This fic is by- Shakita, KawaiiMerodi, Whitney, and kinda AnoyinLilBro
Shakita smiled and waved from her place at the computer with her TWO friends sitting with her. "We're back with even more Kikyo killing insanity! Joining us for the first, but not last, time is..."
KawaiiMerodi gestured enthusiastically to the person beside Shakita. "Whitney!" Whitney waves, holder her Inu plushie.
"Hi!"
"Enough talk!" cried Shakita, cracking her knuckles and placing her hands on the keyboard.
"Lets get this show on the road!" yelled KawaiiMerodi. Jumping up and down.
Whitney pulls out her flame-thrower. "This is where the fun part starts right?!" She said. The other two nodded. "Then lets go!" Whitney cried.
The Many More Ways To Kill and Torture Kikyo
(Same drill as before. I don't wanna write who said it. So use your imagination kids! lol! Have fun!)
"Throw her in front of a bull"
"Cover her in chicken feed, and find a barn"
"One by one tie string from each tooth to the doorknob and pull them out."
"Put her in a room w/ Derek"
"He's the most annoying boy in my school." Shakita said, rolling her eyes.
"Put her in a blender on the grind setting"
Whitney giggled. "I need a Kikyo doll and a blender cause I really wanna try that out!"
"CANIVAL BUNNYS Kikyo = Kikyo go boom!"
"BAKE HER N A BAGEL BITE"
"EWW!!" Shrieked all the girls as the stare at KawaiiMerodi's little brother. "GET OUT!" Yells KawaiiMerodi, as she chases her brother from the room.
"Shove a plugged in hair dryer in her mouth and pour water over her"
"Tie her to a chair and make her swallow cleaning products"
"Make her play DDR"
"Force her to read Inu-Kag lemons."
"Grill her"
"Chuck her off Mount Everest"
"Through her off a plane without a parachute"
"Stick her fingers in an electric pencil sharpener"
"Lock her in a room with us"
KawaiiMerodi acts offended. "Hey!" Shakita grins.
"It's true though!" Whitney nods enthusiastically
"Yup!"
"spray her w/ bug spray , then w/ a fire extinguisher, then bird feathers, "
"Like the 1s n cartoons in pillows" KawaiiMerodi said. The other two just shake their heads.
"Put her in a closed room and slowly fill it completely with gas so she suffocates"
"Throw Pokemon and Yu-Gi-Oh cards at her"
"Put her in a room with a ton of high tek stuff till her head explodes"
"Use a cow brander and burn her skin...with your word of choice"
"Take her to a taxidermist and stuff her alive"
"Sik a cheese grater on her"
"Use a paper punch to pierce her ears"
"Throw snowballs at her... like 7ft snowballs..with rocks in them"
"Make her work with the kindergartners at VBS"
"Put her in the washing machine, and then the drier"
"Lock her in a bathroom with the shower on and don't tell her how to turn it off"
"Perform voodoo on a Kikyo plushie"
"Melt her with a magnifying glass"
A small boy grins. "That's my quote!" Shakita glares at the younger boy, named AnoyinLilBro.
"Pipe down! At least I gave you credit!" KawaiiMerodi looked at her friend worriedly. She looked really pissed.
"Don't kill your little brother..."
"I'll kill him if I want to!" screamed Shakita, lunging at AnoyinLilBro. The two of them were rolling around on the floor trying to knock the other's block off. KawaiiMerodi trying desperately to separate them. Whitney just stares at them for a minute.
"Uh...till next time, see ya!"
Disclaimer- I OWN NOTHING!
Foreword- My other friend and my little bro will be making an appearance in this one. Hope you like it!
This fic is by- Shakita, KawaiiMerodi, Whitney, and kinda AnoyinLilBro
Shakita smiled and waved from her place at the computer with her TWO friends sitting with her. "We're back with even more Kikyo killing insanity! Joining us for the first, but not last, time is..."
KawaiiMerodi gestured enthusiastically to the person beside Shakita. "Whitney!" Whitney waves, holder her Inu plushie.
"Hi!"
"Enough talk!" cried Shakita, cracking her knuckles and placing her hands on the keyboard.
"Lets get this show on the road!" yelled KawaiiMerodi. Jumping up and down.
Whitney pulls out her flame-thrower. "This is where the fun part starts right?!" She said. The other two nodded. "Then lets go!" Whitney cried.
The Many More Ways To Kill and Torture Kikyo
(Same drill as before. I don't wanna write who said it. So use your imagination kids! lol! Have fun!)
"Throw her in front of a bull"
"Cover her in chicken feed, and find a barn"
"One by one tie string from each tooth to the doorknob and pull them out."
"Put her in a room w/ Derek"
"He's the most annoying boy in my school." Shakita said, rolling her eyes.
"Put her in a blender on the grind setting"
Whitney giggled. "I need a Kikyo doll and a blender cause I really wanna try that out!"
"CANIVAL BUNNYS Kikyo = Kikyo go boom!"
"BAKE HER N A BAGEL BITE"
"EWW!!" Shrieked all the girls as the stare at KawaiiMerodi's little brother. "GET OUT!" Yells KawaiiMerodi, as she chases her brother from the room.
"Shove a plugged in hair dryer in her mouth and pour water over her"
"Tie her to a chair and make her swallow cleaning products"
"Make her play DDR"
"Force her to read Inu-Kag lemons."
"Grill her"
"Chuck her off Mount Everest"
"Through her off a plane without a parachute"
"Stick her fingers in an electric pencil sharpener"
"Lock her in a room with us"
KawaiiMerodi acts offended. "Hey!" Shakita grins.
"It's true though!" Whitney nods enthusiastically
"Yup!"
"spray her w/ bug spray , then w/ a fire extinguisher, then bird feathers, "
"Like the 1s n cartoons in pillows" KawaiiMerodi said. The other two just shake their heads.
"Put her in a closed room and slowly fill it completely with gas so she suffocates"
"Throw Pokemon and Yu-Gi-Oh cards at her"
"Put her in a room with a ton of high tek stuff till her head explodes"
"Use a cow brander and burn her skin...with your word of choice"
"Take her to a taxidermist and stuff her alive"
"Sik a cheese grater on her"
"Use a paper punch to pierce her ears"
"Throw snowballs at her... like 7ft snowballs..with rocks in them"
"Make her work with the kindergartners at VBS"
"Put her in the washing machine, and then the drier"
"Lock her in a bathroom with the shower on and don't tell her how to turn it off"
"Perform voodoo on a Kikyo plushie"
"Melt her with a magnifying glass"
A small boy grins. "That's my quote!" Shakita glares at the younger boy, named AnoyinLilBro.
"Pipe down! At least I gave you credit!" KawaiiMerodi looked at her friend worriedly. She looked really pissed.
"Don't kill your little brother..."
"I'll kill him if I want to!" screamed Shakita, lunging at AnoyinLilBro. The two of them were rolling around on the floor trying to knock the other's block off. KawaiiMerodi trying desperately to separate them. Whitney just stares at them for a minute.
"Uh...till next time, see ya!"