Title: Inconvenience

Author: Jaime

Rating: PG-13

Pairings: Implied Everyone/Bobby.

"Evolution," he said, "is a fickle thing."

"Hank –" Bobby whined.

"Although I admit it was quite...unexpected of you to develop these pheremones. But I expect it will only be a minor inconvenience until –"

"INCONVENIENCE! Do you know how many Looks I've gotten today!? Gambit actually squeezed my butt! And Scott, who I swear is the straightest man alive, was STARING at my butt! I'm traumatized."

"Now now. You know I'll always be here for you."

"Thanks, Hank. I knew I could count on you to be unchanging."

"Bobby?"

"Yeah?"

"Have I mentioned what a lovely posterior you have?"

"HAAAANK!"