The Many Ways to Kill Kikyo
Disclaimer- I DON'T OWN ANYTHING SO LEAVE ME ALONE!
Foreword- This one is just me and my brother
AnoyinLilBro grins from his spot over his sister's shoulder. "Yay! I get to write some!"
"Oh leave me alone..." said Shakita. Obviously sulking because her friends had to leave.
More Ways To Torture Kikyo
(Same drill people)
"Beat her up with a bat"
Shakita rolled her eyes. "Real creative there." She said. 'Why did I let him help?!'
"Shut up" muttered AnoyinLilBro
"Give her to Kagome with a mallet. A big one, like in Super Smash Bros."
"Run her over with an army tank"
"Make her so totally spirited away"
"What the heck does that mean?" asked Shakita. 'Do I really want to know?' AnoyinLilBro shrugged.
"I dunno. I'm just trying to fit in all the movies..."
"Blow her up with the castle in the sky"
"Alright, enough with the Studio Ghibli jokes." Shakita says, obviously catching onto the jokes.
"Sik the cheetah girls on her."
Shakita eyes bro suspiciously.
"What?"
"Lock her in a room with AnoyinLilBro"
"Force feed her play-dough"
"Beat her up with a frying pan"
"Feed her raw eggs and hope she gets salmonella"
"Lock her in a steam room and turn it all the way up"
"Tie her to a railroad track when a train is coming"
"Isn't that copyrighted?" said AnoyinLilBro. Shakita shifts uncomfortably in her computer chair.
"Hope not..."
"Give her 7 Tamagatchis"
"Beat her up with a lightsaber"
"Which I don't own! I don't own Tamagatchi either" yells Shakita hurriedly.
"Dress her up as a poodle. Then lock her in a room with a poodle eating noodle"
"No more sugar for you" Shakita says, staring at her hyper little brother.
"Whee!"
"Create the first Kikyo milkshake"
"EWW!" screamed AnoyinLilBro, falling over gagging in the floor.
"Leave me alone! I'm runnin out of ideas!" said Shakita, sulking.
"Cover her in shaving cream"
"Dip her in melted fudge"
"Shrink her and run over her with a Rokenbok truck"
"Giver her Chinese water torture"
"Force-feed her jalapenio peppers"
"Turn her into a pig"
"Take the pig to a butcher"
"Fry the bacon"
"Eat"
"You're making me hungry!" whined AnoyinLilBro, trying to look pitiful. Shakita whacks him over the head with her keyboard.
"GET OVER IT!" she yelled.
"Beat her up with bookends"
"Force-feed her ducks"
"WHAT THE..." Shakita is starting to turn purple from anger. She glares at AnoyinLilBro. He just whistles.
"Feed her to the Martians"
"Force-feed her safety pins"
"You like to force-feed her things" said AnoyinLilBro
"Yup! It's fun!" said Shakita, bouncing up and down.
"Beat her up with a bobble head"
"Take her to the pendulum of doom"
"Until next time..." said AnoyinLilBro
"Byes!" said Shakita, waving, about to turn off the computer...
"Oh yeah!" said AnoyinLilBro. "Now we're taking your suggestions! We'll give you credit. Just send them in!"
Disclaimer- I DON'T OWN ANYTHING SO LEAVE ME ALONE!
Foreword- This one is just me and my brother
AnoyinLilBro grins from his spot over his sister's shoulder. "Yay! I get to write some!"
"Oh leave me alone..." said Shakita. Obviously sulking because her friends had to leave.
More Ways To Torture Kikyo
(Same drill people)
"Beat her up with a bat"
Shakita rolled her eyes. "Real creative there." She said. 'Why did I let him help?!'
"Shut up" muttered AnoyinLilBro
"Give her to Kagome with a mallet. A big one, like in Super Smash Bros."
"Run her over with an army tank"
"Make her so totally spirited away"
"What the heck does that mean?" asked Shakita. 'Do I really want to know?' AnoyinLilBro shrugged.
"I dunno. I'm just trying to fit in all the movies..."
"Blow her up with the castle in the sky"
"Alright, enough with the Studio Ghibli jokes." Shakita says, obviously catching onto the jokes.
"Sik the cheetah girls on her."
Shakita eyes bro suspiciously.
"What?"
"Lock her in a room with AnoyinLilBro"
"Force feed her play-dough"
"Beat her up with a frying pan"
"Feed her raw eggs and hope she gets salmonella"
"Lock her in a steam room and turn it all the way up"
"Tie her to a railroad track when a train is coming"
"Isn't that copyrighted?" said AnoyinLilBro. Shakita shifts uncomfortably in her computer chair.
"Hope not..."
"Give her 7 Tamagatchis"
"Beat her up with a lightsaber"
"Which I don't own! I don't own Tamagatchi either" yells Shakita hurriedly.
"Dress her up as a poodle. Then lock her in a room with a poodle eating noodle"
"No more sugar for you" Shakita says, staring at her hyper little brother.
"Whee!"
"Create the first Kikyo milkshake"
"EWW!" screamed AnoyinLilBro, falling over gagging in the floor.
"Leave me alone! I'm runnin out of ideas!" said Shakita, sulking.
"Cover her in shaving cream"
"Dip her in melted fudge"
"Shrink her and run over her with a Rokenbok truck"
"Giver her Chinese water torture"
"Force-feed her jalapenio peppers"
"Turn her into a pig"
"Take the pig to a butcher"
"Fry the bacon"
"Eat"
"You're making me hungry!" whined AnoyinLilBro, trying to look pitiful. Shakita whacks him over the head with her keyboard.
"GET OVER IT!" she yelled.
"Beat her up with bookends"
"Force-feed her ducks"
"WHAT THE..." Shakita is starting to turn purple from anger. She glares at AnoyinLilBro. He just whistles.
"Feed her to the Martians"
"Force-feed her safety pins"
"You like to force-feed her things" said AnoyinLilBro
"Yup! It's fun!" said Shakita, bouncing up and down.
"Beat her up with a bobble head"
"Take her to the pendulum of doom"
"Until next time..." said AnoyinLilBro
"Byes!" said Shakita, waving, about to turn off the computer...
"Oh yeah!" said AnoyinLilBro. "Now we're taking your suggestions! We'll give you credit. Just send them in!"