The Many Ways to Kill Kikyo
Disclaimer- I'm not really creative on this...I don't own anything. If I did, Inu Yasha would be permanently glomped.
"Hey, I'm on my own this time." Said Shakita, sniffling a little bit. "Oh well! I'm over it!"
"Hey! I'm here!" said a voice. A girl, with long blond hair pulled back into a ponytail, and a black stealth suit jumps over to the computer. Shakita hugs the girl.
"Oh! This is my alter ego! Leener! She's gonna help me!"
Leener pulls out chainsaw "Let's get started!"
Shakita stares at her. "Okaaaay..."
More Ways
(You know the drill)
"Stuff her in a floppy drive"
"Stick gel pens up her nose"
"Sik a toaster on her"
Leener is bouncing around and smiling "A toaster? Hmm...guess she's more like my twin..." said Shakita, her hands over her face.
"Play a broken record for her"
"Make her fix my computer"
The two of them shuddered. "EVIL!" Yelled Leener, pointing to the computer,
"YES! EVIL!" Said Shakita, nodding her head in agreement.
"Giver her a hentai book"
Shakita stares at Leener. "I've been spending to much time with your cousin!" yelled Leener.
"Make her watch 'Marry Popins'"
"MAKE IT STOP!" yelled Leener, as she runs in circles.
"Make her talk to a guy with a freaky accent on the phone"
Leener stares at her 'sister'. "It happened to me once. Drove me nuts." said Shakita
"I'm out of ideas! "yelled Leener
"I am now going to use my authress powers!" cried Shakita.
"'authress powers?'" said Leener, raising her eyebrows.
"It's a perk!" she said excitedly.
"Good lord..." said Leener
"Here we go!" said Shakita. Suddenly, there was a puff of green and blue smoke and...
"WHY? WHY?" screamed Leener, burying her face in her hands, sobbing.
"Uhm, what am I doing here? And who are you?" said the familiar voice of the most hated person on earth. Kikyo. Leener is running around in a panic.
"I'm Shakita, and that's my, erm, twin. And we both hate your guts."
Kikyo glares at the pair. "Lovely" She turns her stare to Leener. "What's her problem?"
"She doesn't know my evil plan!" said Shakita happily, starting to bounce up and down. Leener stops in mid shriek.
"Evil plan?" Shakita leans over and whispers something into her ear. The pair of them look at Kikyo.
Kikyo starts to back away. "Uh oh..."
Author's Note- CLIFFY! BWAHAHAHAHA!
Leener- with flame-thrower YOU"D BETTER UPDATE SOON!
Shakita- EEP! OK! I'll update soon! C ya!
Disclaimer- I'm not really creative on this...I don't own anything. If I did, Inu Yasha would be permanently glomped.
"Hey, I'm on my own this time." Said Shakita, sniffling a little bit. "Oh well! I'm over it!"
"Hey! I'm here!" said a voice. A girl, with long blond hair pulled back into a ponytail, and a black stealth suit jumps over to the computer. Shakita hugs the girl.
"Oh! This is my alter ego! Leener! She's gonna help me!"
Leener pulls out chainsaw "Let's get started!"
Shakita stares at her. "Okaaaay..."
More Ways
(You know the drill)
"Stuff her in a floppy drive"
"Stick gel pens up her nose"
"Sik a toaster on her"
Leener is bouncing around and smiling "A toaster? Hmm...guess she's more like my twin..." said Shakita, her hands over her face.
"Play a broken record for her"
"Make her fix my computer"
The two of them shuddered. "EVIL!" Yelled Leener, pointing to the computer,
"YES! EVIL!" Said Shakita, nodding her head in agreement.
"Giver her a hentai book"
Shakita stares at Leener. "I've been spending to much time with your cousin!" yelled Leener.
"Make her watch 'Marry Popins'"
"MAKE IT STOP!" yelled Leener, as she runs in circles.
"Make her talk to a guy with a freaky accent on the phone"
Leener stares at her 'sister'. "It happened to me once. Drove me nuts." said Shakita
"I'm out of ideas! "yelled Leener
"I am now going to use my authress powers!" cried Shakita.
"'authress powers?'" said Leener, raising her eyebrows.
"It's a perk!" she said excitedly.
"Good lord..." said Leener
"Here we go!" said Shakita. Suddenly, there was a puff of green and blue smoke and...
"WHY? WHY?" screamed Leener, burying her face in her hands, sobbing.
"Uhm, what am I doing here? And who are you?" said the familiar voice of the most hated person on earth. Kikyo. Leener is running around in a panic.
"I'm Shakita, and that's my, erm, twin. And we both hate your guts."
Kikyo glares at the pair. "Lovely" She turns her stare to Leener. "What's her problem?"
"She doesn't know my evil plan!" said Shakita happily, starting to bounce up and down. Leener stops in mid shriek.
"Evil plan?" Shakita leans over and whispers something into her ear. The pair of them look at Kikyo.
Kikyo starts to back away. "Uh oh..."
Author's Note- CLIFFY! BWAHAHAHAHA!
Leener- with flame-thrower YOU"D BETTER UPDATE SOON!
Shakita- EEP! OK! I'll update soon! C ya!