The Many Ways To Kill Kikyo
Disclaimer- I don't own anything
"Alright! We're back!" said Shakita happily.
"We went somewhere?" said Kikyo, who sounded very board. Leaner whacks her over the head.
"Shut up." Leener said, ignoring the glare from Kikyo.
Shakita stares at the two. "Alright! The evil plan is..."
"To present ideas from our reviewers!" cried Leener excitedly. "Our first guest is..."
"Day Dreamer!" said Shakita, as she and Leener applauded.
"Woohoo" said Kikyo sarcastically.
"SHUT UP!" yelled the other two.
By Day Dreamer:
"Make a donkey fart on her face
feed her dog food
drill her head 2 the back of a door( so when it closes,...muhahaha)
dress her up in a Teletubies costume
beat her with a stick
put a prayer collar on her and sit her to hell
get her drunk and make her marry Totosai
when she's sleeping put warm water on her fingers,
make her suck souls of ugly women
make her act like Brittany spears
put her face behind a cow's bum then light a match in front of the cow's bum and make the cow fart
make her drink out of the toilet
make her watch all the episodes of Cailou.(Ew)"
"Thanks a ton for the great suggestions!" said Shakita. Kikyo stared in horror at the pair. "Our next guest is..." Kikyo stood there. "Ahem." Said Shakita, staring at Kikyo.
"kawwai-kitsune"
By kawwai-kitsune:
"lock her in a closet with furbies (the ultimate evil)"
"What's a Furby?" asked Kikyo. Leener holds out a Furby.
"Me hungry!" said the Furby.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" screamed Kikyo.
"You've got a mean streak." Shakita said, turning to her 'sister'. Leener just smiled.
Still by kawwai-kitsune:
"magnify glass evil smile
force her to eat "meatloaf surprise"? The meat? Nobody knows
Force her to marry Jaken. (I have a thing against Jaken, can you tell?)"
"Now a special commercial from kawwai-kitsune!" said Shakita, jumping up and down.
"Red Miko Outfit : $25
Cliff Rental: $50
Broken Bungee Cord: $35
The Satisfaction of Watching Kikyo Fall Face First off a Cliff: Priceless
For everything else there's the Shikon No Tama.
Uniting Inu-Kag fangirls everywhere."
Shakita and Leener are rolling in the floor laughing. "THAT'S NOT FUNNY!" yelled Kikyo.
"Y-yes it is!" Shakita tries to stop laughing, but can't.
"N-now f-from..." Leener can't say it because she's laughing to hard.
"Fine, I'll do it so you won't kill me! Koni"
By koni
"grab your computer that's always going to slow and beet her over the head till you see fit"
"I should do that..." said Shakita
"Yeah..." said Leener. Obviously, they had stopped laughing.
"I hate you..." said Kikyo
"Not as much as we hate you!" chorused the two.
"Obviously..."
"Now some from..." Leener looks expectantly at Kikyo
"You expect me to introduce someone else who wants to kill me?!" said Kikyo exasperatedly.
"YES!" yelled Leener and Shakita
"NO!" yelled Kikyo. Leener tackles and starts to beat up Kikyo
"GO LEENER!" cheers Shakita. "Ahem, now introducing Laura Sari and Sora()"
By Laura Sari and Sora() :
"This idea person actually wants to talk! Great!"
"O!O! I got ideas!
Sari:snickersThat's a first...
Meanie! Anyway, here they are.
Put her on the Barney show
make her watch Teletubies for an hour
Get her run over by a convertible driven by the incredible Hulk
sick the killer bunny on her(ever seen Monty Python? Speaking of which..)
Get her eaten by the monster of AH!
And that's all I have for now
Sora:No more sugar for you..."
Kikyo and Leener are still fighting when suddenly, every fangirls dream walks into the room. "Uhm...what's going on?" asked Inu Yasha (-drooling-).
"What are you doing here Inu Yasha?" said Shakita, smiling innocently.
"I dunno. Who's fighting?" he asked, watching the dust cloud that had formed.
"My sort of twin and Kikyo." Replied Shakita.
"Kikyo?" he asked, raising an eyebrow.
"Yup!" said Shakita hyperly.
"KEWL! GO OTHER GIRL!"
Leener steps out of the dust cloud with Kikyo tied to a chair "Oh, hi Inu Yasha! I'm Leener!"
"Are you two those chicks who hate Kikyo?" he asked.
"Two of the many!" exclaimed Leener happily.
"Okaaaaaay..." Inu Yasha said
"Would you like to stay and help us announce the torturers?" asked Shakita with puppy dog eyes.
"Would I ever!" Shakita and Leener high five each other.
"Oh yeah!"
"WOOHOO!"
"WAAAH! How could you Inu Yasha?" cried Kikyo, very upset the her boyfriend wanted to torture her.
"A. You're dead. B. I'm in love with Kagome." Said Inu Yasha, glaring at her,
Shakita and Leener sigh and hold up a banner that says Inu Kag 4 Ever
"Oh yeah!" said Leener. "Please send in your ideas! We really appreciate all the help we've gotten already!"
"Well, till next time..."
"C ya!" cried Inu Yasha, Shakita, and Leener.
"HELP ME!!!" shrieked Kikyo.
Disclaimer- I don't own anything
"Alright! We're back!" said Shakita happily.
"We went somewhere?" said Kikyo, who sounded very board. Leaner whacks her over the head.
"Shut up." Leener said, ignoring the glare from Kikyo.
Shakita stares at the two. "Alright! The evil plan is..."
"To present ideas from our reviewers!" cried Leener excitedly. "Our first guest is..."
"Day Dreamer!" said Shakita, as she and Leener applauded.
"Woohoo" said Kikyo sarcastically.
"SHUT UP!" yelled the other two.
By Day Dreamer:
"Make a donkey fart on her face
feed her dog food
drill her head 2 the back of a door( so when it closes,...muhahaha)
dress her up in a Teletubies costume
beat her with a stick
put a prayer collar on her and sit her to hell
get her drunk and make her marry Totosai
when she's sleeping put warm water on her fingers,
make her suck souls of ugly women
make her act like Brittany spears
put her face behind a cow's bum then light a match in front of the cow's bum and make the cow fart
make her drink out of the toilet
make her watch all the episodes of Cailou.(Ew)"
"Thanks a ton for the great suggestions!" said Shakita. Kikyo stared in horror at the pair. "Our next guest is..." Kikyo stood there. "Ahem." Said Shakita, staring at Kikyo.
"kawwai-kitsune"
By kawwai-kitsune:
"lock her in a closet with furbies (the ultimate evil)"
"What's a Furby?" asked Kikyo. Leener holds out a Furby.
"Me hungry!" said the Furby.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" screamed Kikyo.
"You've got a mean streak." Shakita said, turning to her 'sister'. Leener just smiled.
Still by kawwai-kitsune:
"magnify glass evil smile
force her to eat "meatloaf surprise"? The meat? Nobody knows
Force her to marry Jaken. (I have a thing against Jaken, can you tell?)"
"Now a special commercial from kawwai-kitsune!" said Shakita, jumping up and down.
"Red Miko Outfit : $25
Cliff Rental: $50
Broken Bungee Cord: $35
The Satisfaction of Watching Kikyo Fall Face First off a Cliff: Priceless
For everything else there's the Shikon No Tama.
Uniting Inu-Kag fangirls everywhere."
Shakita and Leener are rolling in the floor laughing. "THAT'S NOT FUNNY!" yelled Kikyo.
"Y-yes it is!" Shakita tries to stop laughing, but can't.
"N-now f-from..." Leener can't say it because she's laughing to hard.
"Fine, I'll do it so you won't kill me! Koni"
By koni
"grab your computer that's always going to slow and beet her over the head till you see fit"
"I should do that..." said Shakita
"Yeah..." said Leener. Obviously, they had stopped laughing.
"I hate you..." said Kikyo
"Not as much as we hate you!" chorused the two.
"Obviously..."
"Now some from..." Leener looks expectantly at Kikyo
"You expect me to introduce someone else who wants to kill me?!" said Kikyo exasperatedly.
"YES!" yelled Leener and Shakita
"NO!" yelled Kikyo. Leener tackles and starts to beat up Kikyo
"GO LEENER!" cheers Shakita. "Ahem, now introducing Laura Sari and Sora()"
By Laura Sari and Sora() :
"This idea person actually wants to talk! Great!"
"O!O! I got ideas!
Sari:snickersThat's a first...
Meanie! Anyway, here they are.
Put her on the Barney show
make her watch Teletubies for an hour
Get her run over by a convertible driven by the incredible Hulk
sick the killer bunny on her(ever seen Monty Python? Speaking of which..)
Get her eaten by the monster of AH!
And that's all I have for now
Sora:No more sugar for you..."
Kikyo and Leener are still fighting when suddenly, every fangirls dream walks into the room. "Uhm...what's going on?" asked Inu Yasha (-drooling-).
"What are you doing here Inu Yasha?" said Shakita, smiling innocently.
"I dunno. Who's fighting?" he asked, watching the dust cloud that had formed.
"My sort of twin and Kikyo." Replied Shakita.
"Kikyo?" he asked, raising an eyebrow.
"Yup!" said Shakita hyperly.
"KEWL! GO OTHER GIRL!"
Leener steps out of the dust cloud with Kikyo tied to a chair "Oh, hi Inu Yasha! I'm Leener!"
"Are you two those chicks who hate Kikyo?" he asked.
"Two of the many!" exclaimed Leener happily.
"Okaaaaaay..." Inu Yasha said
"Would you like to stay and help us announce the torturers?" asked Shakita with puppy dog eyes.
"Would I ever!" Shakita and Leener high five each other.
"Oh yeah!"
"WOOHOO!"
"WAAAH! How could you Inu Yasha?" cried Kikyo, very upset the her boyfriend wanted to torture her.
"A. You're dead. B. I'm in love with Kagome." Said Inu Yasha, glaring at her,
Shakita and Leener sigh and hold up a banner that says Inu Kag 4 Ever
"Oh yeah!" said Leener. "Please send in your ideas! We really appreciate all the help we've gotten already!"
"Well, till next time..."
"C ya!" cried Inu Yasha, Shakita, and Leener.
"HELP ME!!!" shrieked Kikyo.