Disclaimer: I don't own POTC but I do own the their futures in MASH.
A/N: Sorry it took a while for the sequel. Been busy doing other things. I got some new people that are going to be MASH and there might be some familiar faces. So enjoy!
~Five Months Later~
Will's and Elizabeth's wedding was so beautiful. Instead of being a maid of honor that I wanted, I got to be a bridesmaid. It didn't matter, though, it was my friend's wedding and I appreciated the fact I had some part in it. After the wedding, I ran into AnaMaria.
It had been a while since I last saw her and we got a chance to catch up. The idea of M-A-S-Hing her didn't occur to me until Norrington was bragging about how he was going to marry Britney Spears.
AnaMaria was staying at the local lodge and so I paid her a visit with some paper at my side.
"Hi AnaMaria!" I greeted.
"Hello Heather. What are you carrying?" she asked.
I patted my notebook and grinned.
"Oh I know. Jack told me you M-A-S-H him and he was going to marry his hat. I thought how true that is since he never takes that damn hat off!"
I laughed. "So do you want to be M-A-S-H? I have plenty of paper."
She thought about it for a moment. "Why not? I'm kind of curious how me future would be."
Sitting on her bed (I already had the topics made out in advance!) I began to tell her the rules of the game. When I was finished, I told her the first thing: Boys names.
"Shooter," she said first (A/N: If you're old enough to read rated 'R' stories in my Lost In Time there was small part about AnaMaria marrying Shooter and tells a little about their history.)
"Two more," I told her.
"Thomas and Jack, I guess."
"Who's Thomas?"
She sighed. "He's a lad I like when I was younger. He's still cute now."
"Next is wedding."
"A ship for sure and to be a good Christian woman a church as well."
"One more."
"I don't know anywhere else to be married in."
"How about by Elvis in Las Vegas? That's very popular."
"Is that something people do in the future?"
I nodded. "Not all but if you're a big fan of The King then it's a dream come true."
She shrugged. "Okay I guess."
"Next is your dress color."
"White and I did see this pale green material in one of the shops I liked. I think it would be good for a shirt but a dress would fit it also. And cream, it was the color of me mum's dress."
"Okay. Now tux color."
"Black for sure. Hmmm. Perhaps Gray and I can't think of any other dark color that'll go."
I thought I might try for the hot pink again. It was so funny when Will believed that other grooms actually wear it.
"Hot pink!" I suggested.
"Hot pink? What kind of guy would wear pink for a wedding?"
"Will would have until I stopped him."
"Oh," she paused. "Maybe then."
"Next is type of transportation."
"I would really like me boat back except that Jack stole it and lost."
I stopped writing. Apparently she didn't know it sunk and at first I felt obliged to tell her the truth since she's a friend, but I would have felt bad for Jack to feel her wrath. So, I decided to let it go.
"That Interceptor was a mighty fine ship if it only didn't sink by Barbossa."
"I need one more AnaMaria."
"What would you get?"
"Me? I always wanted a Convertible."
"Then write it done."
"What color?"
AnaMaria told me she wanted brown, black, and red for the colors.
"How many kids?"
"Two, three, and six."
"Budget."
"Could I pick any amount?"
"Any amount that you want."
"Okay then, I want 4000, 10 million, and 10 billion!" she cried.
"Pet."
"Parrots are good to have. And cats are me favorite animals and a kitten too."
"Job for yourself."
"First mate, captain, and admiral. I'll show those men that a woman can lead any fleet as good as them!"
"Cool! Now hubby's job."
"I want him to either stay at home, merchant, or be a sailor."
"Now, no matter who I tell this to I always get the same reaction. Except for Jack who was willing to talk about it. Sex life."
"Wild, satisfying, and comfortable."
"Last one. When you found out that Jack stole your boat, was there anything you wanted to do to him?" I asked innocently.
"Damn right! I would have strangled him. Then I would have kill him, brought him back, and killed him all over again. Then if that wasn't enough, I would have blown his brains out!"
I gulped. For some reason, I believed she could do that.
I started the counting and she called stop after I made the 10th mark. I got to it and after a few counting over to make sure it was correct, I read them off:
"AnaMaria, you're going to live in a mansion, marry Shooter, wedding is on a ship, dress color is pale green, tux is hot pink, car equals Interceptor, color is black, you're going to have 3 kids, budget is $10 million, parrot, Admiral, merchant for hubby, sex life is satisfying, and you would have strangled Jack."
"I like this a lot. In fact, I got almost everything I wanted for, except the hot pink for a tux. Do men really wear that?"
I laughed at her expression. Sometimes it can be too easy.
TBC....................................
In the next chapter . . . . Governor Swann! See how nuts he is over his wig! Until next time, REVIEW!
A/N: Sorry it took a while for the sequel. Been busy doing other things. I got some new people that are going to be MASH and there might be some familiar faces. So enjoy!
~Five Months Later~
Will's and Elizabeth's wedding was so beautiful. Instead of being a maid of honor that I wanted, I got to be a bridesmaid. It didn't matter, though, it was my friend's wedding and I appreciated the fact I had some part in it. After the wedding, I ran into AnaMaria.
It had been a while since I last saw her and we got a chance to catch up. The idea of M-A-S-Hing her didn't occur to me until Norrington was bragging about how he was going to marry Britney Spears.
AnaMaria was staying at the local lodge and so I paid her a visit with some paper at my side.
"Hi AnaMaria!" I greeted.
"Hello Heather. What are you carrying?" she asked.
I patted my notebook and grinned.
"Oh I know. Jack told me you M-A-S-H him and he was going to marry his hat. I thought how true that is since he never takes that damn hat off!"
I laughed. "So do you want to be M-A-S-H? I have plenty of paper."
She thought about it for a moment. "Why not? I'm kind of curious how me future would be."
Sitting on her bed (I already had the topics made out in advance!) I began to tell her the rules of the game. When I was finished, I told her the first thing: Boys names.
"Shooter," she said first (A/N: If you're old enough to read rated 'R' stories in my Lost In Time there was small part about AnaMaria marrying Shooter and tells a little about their history.)
"Two more," I told her.
"Thomas and Jack, I guess."
"Who's Thomas?"
She sighed. "He's a lad I like when I was younger. He's still cute now."
"Next is wedding."
"A ship for sure and to be a good Christian woman a church as well."
"One more."
"I don't know anywhere else to be married in."
"How about by Elvis in Las Vegas? That's very popular."
"Is that something people do in the future?"
I nodded. "Not all but if you're a big fan of The King then it's a dream come true."
She shrugged. "Okay I guess."
"Next is your dress color."
"White and I did see this pale green material in one of the shops I liked. I think it would be good for a shirt but a dress would fit it also. And cream, it was the color of me mum's dress."
"Okay. Now tux color."
"Black for sure. Hmmm. Perhaps Gray and I can't think of any other dark color that'll go."
I thought I might try for the hot pink again. It was so funny when Will believed that other grooms actually wear it.
"Hot pink!" I suggested.
"Hot pink? What kind of guy would wear pink for a wedding?"
"Will would have until I stopped him."
"Oh," she paused. "Maybe then."
"Next is type of transportation."
"I would really like me boat back except that Jack stole it and lost."
I stopped writing. Apparently she didn't know it sunk and at first I felt obliged to tell her the truth since she's a friend, but I would have felt bad for Jack to feel her wrath. So, I decided to let it go.
"That Interceptor was a mighty fine ship if it only didn't sink by Barbossa."
"I need one more AnaMaria."
"What would you get?"
"Me? I always wanted a Convertible."
"Then write it done."
"What color?"
AnaMaria told me she wanted brown, black, and red for the colors.
"How many kids?"
"Two, three, and six."
"Budget."
"Could I pick any amount?"
"Any amount that you want."
"Okay then, I want 4000, 10 million, and 10 billion!" she cried.
"Pet."
"Parrots are good to have. And cats are me favorite animals and a kitten too."
"Job for yourself."
"First mate, captain, and admiral. I'll show those men that a woman can lead any fleet as good as them!"
"Cool! Now hubby's job."
"I want him to either stay at home, merchant, or be a sailor."
"Now, no matter who I tell this to I always get the same reaction. Except for Jack who was willing to talk about it. Sex life."
"Wild, satisfying, and comfortable."
"Last one. When you found out that Jack stole your boat, was there anything you wanted to do to him?" I asked innocently.
"Damn right! I would have strangled him. Then I would have kill him, brought him back, and killed him all over again. Then if that wasn't enough, I would have blown his brains out!"
I gulped. For some reason, I believed she could do that.
I started the counting and she called stop after I made the 10th mark. I got to it and after a few counting over to make sure it was correct, I read them off:
"AnaMaria, you're going to live in a mansion, marry Shooter, wedding is on a ship, dress color is pale green, tux is hot pink, car equals Interceptor, color is black, you're going to have 3 kids, budget is $10 million, parrot, Admiral, merchant for hubby, sex life is satisfying, and you would have strangled Jack."
"I like this a lot. In fact, I got almost everything I wanted for, except the hot pink for a tux. Do men really wear that?"
I laughed at her expression. Sometimes it can be too easy.
TBC....................................
In the next chapter . . . . Governor Swann! See how nuts he is over his wig! Until next time, REVIEW!