The Many Ways to Kill Kikyo
Disclaimer- I'm getting tired of saying this. I don't own Inu Yasha! WAAAH!
"WE'RE BAAAAAAAAAACK!" yelled Shakita, jumping around.
"Your on a serious sugar high." Said Leener Inu Yasha and Kikyo stared at Shakita.
"We have lots of more people here today!" Said Shakita.
"That's improper grammar." Said Kikyo defiantly.
"BE QUIET YOU!" yelled Shakita as she hits Kikyo on the head with her bokken. Leener jumps up and down
"You brought the bokken today!" Shakita grins.
"Yup!"
"Uhm, these next ideas are from..." said Inu Yasha, trying to ignore the girls.
"Ceaseless Cloudy Days!" cried Leener.
By- Ceaseless Cloudy Days:
"Make her read ALL the Britannica encyclopedias four times. (Trust me, it's torture...all of the Britannica encyclopedias? It's takes months to read ONE of them!)
Shave her hair off then replace it with red ants
Forcibly feed her butter 8 times a day
Separate her nails from her fingers"
Shakita reads last one "Uhm, due to ratings, the last one has been removed." Inu Yasha and Kikyo read it, and run to the trashcan. Leener cackles. "You really do have a mean streak don't you, next up we have..."
"Who me?" said Kikyo, acting innocent.
"YES!" yelled everyone else. Kikyo snorts.
"Fine, jc 2021"
By jc 2021:
"throw her in a cage full of wild animals
make her swim in a pool of lava
make her watch Tellytubies
make her watch Barney
make her watch Barbie
make her play with Barbies
throw her into a pit that goes to the middle of the earth
make her watch i spy
make her read stupid manga stories
make her wear Tellytubies suits
make her wear Barbie costume
make her wear Barney suit
kill her with any or all weapons (your choice)
give her soup to recover
make her spit 5,000 grains of rice
don't tell her that you put poison in the soup
make her have a lemon with Sesshomaru"
Kikyo turns green. Inu Yasha laughs. "I feel sorry for my brother for once!"
"Force-feed her whatever she is allergic to
and I'm out of ideas! lol! ciao-ciao!!"
"I'm not allergic to anything!" said Kikyo weakly. She was still trying to recover from the Sesshomaru thing.
"My friend can fix that" said Shakita evily.
"Do I even wanna know?" asked Kikyo, putting her hands up in the air.
"He's an allergist doctor!" said Leener. Doing her happy dance.
"Can I leave?" asked Inu Yasha, backing twords the door.
"Nope!" said Leener
"Our next guest is...." Said Shakita
"Nikki"
By Nikki
"Well, for one, there is this really fat kid in my class, and I mean REALLY, really fat. Barely fits in the desk. Have him sit on her.
Or, unleash a Sugar high me on her, and by my pen name, you can tell I'm already a psycho, so...you can figure out how bad a SUGAR HIGH psycho would be.
But...that could POSSIBLY turn the world into chaos...So, lock me with a machine gun in a room with her.
Unleash an army of Kikyo Despisers upon her
put her in middle school for a day
make her watch one of those corny school videos
make her watch Teletubbies
give her a Care Bear
tie her up and make her watch Inu and Kag make out
put those rosary beads Inu has on Kikyo and 'sit' her to the core of the earth, and...that's all I can think of right now"
"Well that's it for now!" said Leener.
"Be sure to send in your ideas! They make the authress happy, so that means I don't get killed!" said Inu Yasha.
"Till next time..." said Leener.
"C ya!"
Disclaimer- I'm getting tired of saying this. I don't own Inu Yasha! WAAAH!
"WE'RE BAAAAAAAAAACK!" yelled Shakita, jumping around.
"Your on a serious sugar high." Said Leener Inu Yasha and Kikyo stared at Shakita.
"We have lots of more people here today!" Said Shakita.
"That's improper grammar." Said Kikyo defiantly.
"BE QUIET YOU!" yelled Shakita as she hits Kikyo on the head with her bokken. Leener jumps up and down
"You brought the bokken today!" Shakita grins.
"Yup!"
"Uhm, these next ideas are from..." said Inu Yasha, trying to ignore the girls.
"Ceaseless Cloudy Days!" cried Leener.
By- Ceaseless Cloudy Days:
"Make her read ALL the Britannica encyclopedias four times. (Trust me, it's torture...all of the Britannica encyclopedias? It's takes months to read ONE of them!)
Shave her hair off then replace it with red ants
Forcibly feed her butter 8 times a day
Separate her nails from her fingers"
Shakita reads last one "Uhm, due to ratings, the last one has been removed." Inu Yasha and Kikyo read it, and run to the trashcan. Leener cackles. "You really do have a mean streak don't you, next up we have..."
"Who me?" said Kikyo, acting innocent.
"YES!" yelled everyone else. Kikyo snorts.
"Fine, jc 2021"
By jc 2021:
"throw her in a cage full of wild animals
make her swim in a pool of lava
make her watch Tellytubies
make her watch Barney
make her watch Barbie
make her play with Barbies
throw her into a pit that goes to the middle of the earth
make her watch i spy
make her read stupid manga stories
make her wear Tellytubies suits
make her wear Barbie costume
make her wear Barney suit
kill her with any or all weapons (your choice)
give her soup to recover
make her spit 5,000 grains of rice
don't tell her that you put poison in the soup
make her have a lemon with Sesshomaru"
Kikyo turns green. Inu Yasha laughs. "I feel sorry for my brother for once!"
"Force-feed her whatever she is allergic to
and I'm out of ideas! lol! ciao-ciao!!"
"I'm not allergic to anything!" said Kikyo weakly. She was still trying to recover from the Sesshomaru thing.
"My friend can fix that" said Shakita evily.
"Do I even wanna know?" asked Kikyo, putting her hands up in the air.
"He's an allergist doctor!" said Leener. Doing her happy dance.
"Can I leave?" asked Inu Yasha, backing twords the door.
"Nope!" said Leener
"Our next guest is...." Said Shakita
"Nikki"
By Nikki
"Well, for one, there is this really fat kid in my class, and I mean REALLY, really fat. Barely fits in the desk. Have him sit on her.
Or, unleash a Sugar high me on her, and by my pen name, you can tell I'm already a psycho, so...you can figure out how bad a SUGAR HIGH psycho would be.
But...that could POSSIBLY turn the world into chaos...So, lock me with a machine gun in a room with her.
Unleash an army of Kikyo Despisers upon her
put her in middle school for a day
make her watch one of those corny school videos
make her watch Teletubbies
give her a Care Bear
tie her up and make her watch Inu and Kag make out
put those rosary beads Inu has on Kikyo and 'sit' her to the core of the earth, and...that's all I can think of right now"
"Well that's it for now!" said Leener.
"Be sure to send in your ideas! They make the authress happy, so that means I don't get killed!" said Inu Yasha.
"Till next time..." said Leener.
"C ya!"