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A/N: Here it is people! Governor Swann. The Swann man is getting MASH by me and only me! Muhawawa! Enough of me babbling.
After chatting with Ana for a couple more hours, I decided to head over to the mansion. I promised Liz earlier today to stay over and help out with a party she's planning to throw for her father. (A/N: How sweet!) It was easy to do since most of the guests from the wedding were staying for an extra few days and the next day was the party.
I was approaching the mansion when I saw Jack staggering all over the place. Running to him, I happen to catch him before he fell. The scent of rum was heavy on his breath and I felt like I was going to throw up.
"Thanks Heather," he said sheepishly.
"No problem. Jack what in the world are you doing?"
"Dunno. I was heading to me Pearl but I think I took a wrong turn."
"No fooling," I muttered. "Jack, you're in no condition to go to the docks. C'mon maybe Liz has an extra room for you."
I helped carry Jack to the door. Man was he heavy!
We got in and was greeted by Will.
"Hi guys! Jack what are you doing here?"
"He's drunk," I explained. "He was on his way to the docks but luckily his directions were little messed up. Do you guys have any extra rooms for him?"
"I'm not sure Heather. We still have some guests from the wedding that are still staying, but let me check with Elizabeth."
Will ran off to find his wife, while I stood there holding unto to Jack.
After what it felt like hours, Will returned with Elizabeth.
"This is not good," she said.
"Why?" I asked.
"We have no extra rooms for Jack. I'm afraid he has to stay with you Heather."
I sighed. "Okay, but Will could you carry him? He's too heavy!"
~My Room~
Thankfully, my room had a couch so Will laid Jack on it. I had the bed to myself. Normally I wouldn't mind sharing but he was drunk and I didn't want him to push me off the bed in his state.
Taking of my shoes, I lie down and fell fast asleep. Tomorrow was going to be a busy day and I hoped the Governor like my gifts.
~Morning~
When I woke up, there was a figure standing over me. I jumped.
"Easy luv. It's Ol'Jack," Jack said.
"Jack! What the hell are you trying to do? Give me a heart attack!"
He laughed. "No Heather, I'm sorry for startling you. I wanted to know why I'm here and not me Pearl."
"You were drunk and in no condition to go to the Pearl. Besides, you might fall into the water and drowned," I explained.
"Oh." Jack rubbed his chin. "Is today the Governor's birthday?"
I nodded.
"Wonderful! More rum!" he cheered.
I rolled my eyes. "Whatever Jack. Could you leave so I can get dressed?"
"Yer not embarrassed to be seen by me," he smirked.
"Well since you are older than me, it's awkward so leave Jack. Please."
He sighed. "Yer no fun luv. See ye down for breakfast." He walked out the room leaving me in privacy.
~Party Time~
It was later and everything was set for the party. Liz made me wear a dress for the party. I'm not into wearing dresses but the one Liz chose for me looked really well on me.
I chatted with the guests and after growing a little bored, I decided to give part one of my gifts to the Governor.
He was by his daughter. I came up to them and wished the Governor a very happy birthday.
"Why thank you Heather!" he said.
I smiled. "Some party, heh?"
They both nodded.
"Well, Governor Swann if you wish, I would like to give you one of my gifts early."
"Really? Splendid!"
"Liz if you please," I asked politely.
"Sure." She left to find her husband.
"If you could follow me Governor," I said as I moved to the study.
We went inside and after he took a seat, I sat across from him and whipped out my notebook.
"What's that?" the Governor asked alarmed.
"This is what I call M-A-S-H. This is the first part of my gift to you."
"Is that the thing you did to Elizabeth and Will?"
"And Norrington and Jack and AnaMaria," I said.
"Why not? It sounded like fun!" he said.
I quickly went over the rules with him. After I was done explaining, I made out the topics.
"Okay sir, names for wives."
"Well, Mary first of all. She was Elizabeth's mother. God I miss her," he said sadly. (A/N: Don't sure if what her mom's name is and if she's dead or not. But since in the movie you never saw her I figured she was probably dead.)
"Okay Governor. I need two more names."
"Victoria and Catherine. They were Mary's sisters."
"Okay. Wedding."
"Well a church of course. Where else would you get marry in?"
I grinned. I'm going to have so much fun with this one. "You could be married by The King himself, Elvis."
"King Elvis? Is he going to be the next King or something? Unusual name for a future King."
"Uh, well, he's the King of Rock actually. But still a King nevertheless."
"Well then if he's a King then of course!"
"You need one more. How about in front of a wig-making company? After all, sir you seem to love your wigs."
He pondered for a moment. "Alright as long there's a priest."
"Dress color."
"White and a pearl white."
"There's more than one shade of white? How do you people know this? Okay one more."
He shrugged.
I sighed. "Lime green is very fashionable in this time of year so I highly recommend it."
After giving me an okay, I wrote it down. "Tux."
"Black and white."
"Okay Governor I need three responses for each one and I'm not going to do the third one all the time for this. So what it will it be?"
"Will did mentioned hot pink is popular in the future. I want that then."
"It's your tux. Now you need a way of transportation."
"Ship and a carriage. Uh, Heather I need some help on the last one."
"BMW is very sweet. So I'll put that down and that'll be last from me."
He nodded.
"Color for them then."
"Red, blue, and black."
"Kids."
"One, three, and six."
"Good job! Jobs."
"Governor then since I am the Governor. I always wanted to be the next Prime Minister and possibly Duke."
"Big dreams I see sir. Budget."
"500000, 7 million, and a penny."
"Pets."
"I don't really like having pets in my house. So you have to do then for me, but it'll be the last time I swear."
"This is what you're going to have: monkey, gummy worm, and a boa which is aka a ferret!" (A/N: One year in my tap class we had to wear boas. We were a little hyper and so we started calling them ferrets.)
"If you say so then," he said giving me a strange look.
"Now sir, this is very important so don't get in my face about it. Sex life."
His eyes got so huge that I swore I could see them popping out.
"I see you don't want to talk about it so I'll put them down for you."
Scribbling them down I told him the next one was what kind of wig he wanted.
"I like curly wigs, and long ones, and short ones. The short ones remind me of my youthful days," he chuckled.
"Now color for your lovely wig."
"White, brown, and gray."
"Now for the last one. This one is something that everyone is dying to know! Are you obsessed with wigs?"
"No! Why would you think that?"
"Well, when the pirates were attacking the Dauntless, one of them took your wig and you fought back to get it. That's why sir."
"Oh. Maybe . . . don't tell anyone, but I do love my wigs. So yes then."
"And could I please pick the last one? I have a good one!"
"Go ahead."
"BIG TIME!"
~Finding them out~
"Governor this is your future: living in a mansion, marrying Victoria, married at a wig-making company, a white dress, a black tux, a carriage, blue it is, one kid, you're going to be Prime Minister, a penny, the boa aka ferret, comfortable for your sex life, short wig, color is gray, and you are yes indeed obsess with wigs. What do you think?"
"That was so much fun! Maybe, I could you have your other gift then?"
"I thought you would asked." I got up and took out a small, fat box from the bottom of the cushion of my seat.
"Here."
He accepted the gift and tore it opened. It was . . . a short, gray wig!
Tears slightly formed in his eyes. "I love it," he whispered.
TBC........................
Next is Mr. Gibbs! Please I need some ideas for names of wives and maybe a little background info on how he knows them. That will be terrific! REVIEW!
A/N: Here it is people! Governor Swann. The Swann man is getting MASH by me and only me! Muhawawa! Enough of me babbling.
After chatting with Ana for a couple more hours, I decided to head over to the mansion. I promised Liz earlier today to stay over and help out with a party she's planning to throw for her father. (A/N: How sweet!) It was easy to do since most of the guests from the wedding were staying for an extra few days and the next day was the party.
I was approaching the mansion when I saw Jack staggering all over the place. Running to him, I happen to catch him before he fell. The scent of rum was heavy on his breath and I felt like I was going to throw up.
"Thanks Heather," he said sheepishly.
"No problem. Jack what in the world are you doing?"
"Dunno. I was heading to me Pearl but I think I took a wrong turn."
"No fooling," I muttered. "Jack, you're in no condition to go to the docks. C'mon maybe Liz has an extra room for you."
I helped carry Jack to the door. Man was he heavy!
We got in and was greeted by Will.
"Hi guys! Jack what are you doing here?"
"He's drunk," I explained. "He was on his way to the docks but luckily his directions were little messed up. Do you guys have any extra rooms for him?"
"I'm not sure Heather. We still have some guests from the wedding that are still staying, but let me check with Elizabeth."
Will ran off to find his wife, while I stood there holding unto to Jack.
After what it felt like hours, Will returned with Elizabeth.
"This is not good," she said.
"Why?" I asked.
"We have no extra rooms for Jack. I'm afraid he has to stay with you Heather."
I sighed. "Okay, but Will could you carry him? He's too heavy!"
~My Room~
Thankfully, my room had a couch so Will laid Jack on it. I had the bed to myself. Normally I wouldn't mind sharing but he was drunk and I didn't want him to push me off the bed in his state.
Taking of my shoes, I lie down and fell fast asleep. Tomorrow was going to be a busy day and I hoped the Governor like my gifts.
~Morning~
When I woke up, there was a figure standing over me. I jumped.
"Easy luv. It's Ol'Jack," Jack said.
"Jack! What the hell are you trying to do? Give me a heart attack!"
He laughed. "No Heather, I'm sorry for startling you. I wanted to know why I'm here and not me Pearl."
"You were drunk and in no condition to go to the Pearl. Besides, you might fall into the water and drowned," I explained.
"Oh." Jack rubbed his chin. "Is today the Governor's birthday?"
I nodded.
"Wonderful! More rum!" he cheered.
I rolled my eyes. "Whatever Jack. Could you leave so I can get dressed?"
"Yer not embarrassed to be seen by me," he smirked.
"Well since you are older than me, it's awkward so leave Jack. Please."
He sighed. "Yer no fun luv. See ye down for breakfast." He walked out the room leaving me in privacy.
~Party Time~
It was later and everything was set for the party. Liz made me wear a dress for the party. I'm not into wearing dresses but the one Liz chose for me looked really well on me.
I chatted with the guests and after growing a little bored, I decided to give part one of my gifts to the Governor.
He was by his daughter. I came up to them and wished the Governor a very happy birthday.
"Why thank you Heather!" he said.
I smiled. "Some party, heh?"
They both nodded.
"Well, Governor Swann if you wish, I would like to give you one of my gifts early."
"Really? Splendid!"
"Liz if you please," I asked politely.
"Sure." She left to find her husband.
"If you could follow me Governor," I said as I moved to the study.
We went inside and after he took a seat, I sat across from him and whipped out my notebook.
"What's that?" the Governor asked alarmed.
"This is what I call M-A-S-H. This is the first part of my gift to you."
"Is that the thing you did to Elizabeth and Will?"
"And Norrington and Jack and AnaMaria," I said.
"Why not? It sounded like fun!" he said.
I quickly went over the rules with him. After I was done explaining, I made out the topics.
"Okay sir, names for wives."
"Well, Mary first of all. She was Elizabeth's mother. God I miss her," he said sadly. (A/N: Don't sure if what her mom's name is and if she's dead or not. But since in the movie you never saw her I figured she was probably dead.)
"Okay Governor. I need two more names."
"Victoria and Catherine. They were Mary's sisters."
"Okay. Wedding."
"Well a church of course. Where else would you get marry in?"
I grinned. I'm going to have so much fun with this one. "You could be married by The King himself, Elvis."
"King Elvis? Is he going to be the next King or something? Unusual name for a future King."
"Uh, well, he's the King of Rock actually. But still a King nevertheless."
"Well then if he's a King then of course!"
"You need one more. How about in front of a wig-making company? After all, sir you seem to love your wigs."
He pondered for a moment. "Alright as long there's a priest."
"Dress color."
"White and a pearl white."
"There's more than one shade of white? How do you people know this? Okay one more."
He shrugged.
I sighed. "Lime green is very fashionable in this time of year so I highly recommend it."
After giving me an okay, I wrote it down. "Tux."
"Black and white."
"Okay Governor I need three responses for each one and I'm not going to do the third one all the time for this. So what it will it be?"
"Will did mentioned hot pink is popular in the future. I want that then."
"It's your tux. Now you need a way of transportation."
"Ship and a carriage. Uh, Heather I need some help on the last one."
"BMW is very sweet. So I'll put that down and that'll be last from me."
He nodded.
"Color for them then."
"Red, blue, and black."
"Kids."
"One, three, and six."
"Good job! Jobs."
"Governor then since I am the Governor. I always wanted to be the next Prime Minister and possibly Duke."
"Big dreams I see sir. Budget."
"500000, 7 million, and a penny."
"Pets."
"I don't really like having pets in my house. So you have to do then for me, but it'll be the last time I swear."
"This is what you're going to have: monkey, gummy worm, and a boa which is aka a ferret!" (A/N: One year in my tap class we had to wear boas. We were a little hyper and so we started calling them ferrets.)
"If you say so then," he said giving me a strange look.
"Now sir, this is very important so don't get in my face about it. Sex life."
His eyes got so huge that I swore I could see them popping out.
"I see you don't want to talk about it so I'll put them down for you."
Scribbling them down I told him the next one was what kind of wig he wanted.
"I like curly wigs, and long ones, and short ones. The short ones remind me of my youthful days," he chuckled.
"Now color for your lovely wig."
"White, brown, and gray."
"Now for the last one. This one is something that everyone is dying to know! Are you obsessed with wigs?"
"No! Why would you think that?"
"Well, when the pirates were attacking the Dauntless, one of them took your wig and you fought back to get it. That's why sir."
"Oh. Maybe . . . don't tell anyone, but I do love my wigs. So yes then."
"And could I please pick the last one? I have a good one!"
"Go ahead."
"BIG TIME!"
~Finding them out~
"Governor this is your future: living in a mansion, marrying Victoria, married at a wig-making company, a white dress, a black tux, a carriage, blue it is, one kid, you're going to be Prime Minister, a penny, the boa aka ferret, comfortable for your sex life, short wig, color is gray, and you are yes indeed obsess with wigs. What do you think?"
"That was so much fun! Maybe, I could you have your other gift then?"
"I thought you would asked." I got up and took out a small, fat box from the bottom of the cushion of my seat.
"Here."
He accepted the gift and tore it opened. It was . . . a short, gray wig!
Tears slightly formed in his eyes. "I love it," he whispered.
TBC........................
Next is Mr. Gibbs! Please I need some ideas for names of wives and maybe a little background info on how he knows them. That will be terrific! REVIEW!