The Many Ways to Kill Kikyo

Disclaimer- I OWN NOTHING! –cries-

Foreword- Nothing much to say...

"We're BACK!" yelled an overly hyper female host. The others in the room all shrank back in fear.

"She's scaring me!" cried Leener. The other two glared at her.

"BUT SHE'S YOUR SISTER!" they screamed, pointing causing fingers at her. Trying to ignore the bouncing girl in the background.

"Uhm," said Inu Yasha "our next guest is..."

"gygirl" said Leener. Kikyo just snorted.

By gygirl

throw Kikyo off the empire state building. I know there are grates going around it when u get to the top, but I'm sure you'd find a way to throw her off

"I HAVE A CHAINSAW!" yelled Shakita, pulling out the mentioned item. The crew screamed and ducked behind a couch. Oh, by the way, the room is set up like a talk show room, but with LOTS of couches. Shakita laughs maniacally.

"Uhm," Kikyo ducks behind the couch. "next up is..."

Leener dodges her sister. "Inu101112"

By Inu101112

Make her watch Barney

Make her wear a Barbie dress and sing the Barbie theme song

Make her watch Inu and Kag make- out

Make her make- out with Naraku in squirrel form

Make her eat her own puke from the last one

Make her make- out with Sesshomaru

"We're dealing with a first class sick-o now..." muttered Inu Yasha. Leener put her head in her hands.

"We're gonna have to raise the rating now probably. Oh, onee-chan is NOT going to happy about this..." Kikyo snorted.

"Well, count your blessings! At least they had ideas...oh, and the last idea was removed due to keeping the rating down somewhat." Inu Yasha sighed as he dodged another chainsaw.

"Next up is..." Leener mumbled something into her hands. She lifted her head to clarify.

"natalie"

By natalie

make Inuyasha stab her with the Tetsaiga

make Kagome shoot a arrow at her

make tsubaki's snake shikigami eat her

make kilala kill her

lock her in a room with Miroku

make Sango split Kikyo's head with her boomerang

tar her and cover her in feathers and throw her off a cliff blind folded

"Thanks" said Inu Yasha, dodging another chainsaw. Finally, Shakita gained self control. She looked around at the torn apart room. She shrugged like nothing had happened.

"Next up, we've got..."

"Himura-chan" said Leener

By Himura-chan

Here are a few suggestions of what to do in a locked room:

Make her catch the Roadrunner(ya know, Loony Tunes)

Lock her with Wile E. Coyote and a BUNCH of ACME products

Lock her with Coyote and Roadrunner

Lock her with King Kai and have him tell all of his really corny jokes (from DBZ)

Give her an Inu plushie in a room filled with Rabid Inu Fangirls (now known as RIFs)

Give her a Sesshomaru plushie in a room filled with RSFs (guess what it means)

Give her a Miroku plushie in a room filled with RMFs (he does have fans, though I'm kind of surprized I'm one of those who's one of his fangirls who isn't rabid. I am not rabid unless Battousai's somewhere near.- Fave bish.)

Stick her in a room with Amelia Wil Tesla Saillune from Slayers and make her believe that Kikyo's done an injustice. (Amelia's a justice freak.Kikyo'd be a miko pancake.She is a miko, right? 0)

Kikyo stares. "Wow, that's a lot..." Leener hugs Shakita happily.

"Lotsa stuff!" they two yelled together. "Next up..." they both said in unison.

"Wait...there's no one else..." said Inu Yasha, backing away from the two girls. They both just shrugged.

"Oh well." Said Shakita.

"Oh! We're going to make a banner for our studio! It's gonna be for InuKag fans! So, in a review, put that you wanna be on the banner, and what you wanna be listed as!" said Leener.

"Great! Don't forget to send in your ideas!" said Inu Yasha.

"Till next time..."

"C ya!"