A/N: Ok here's the first song for this story Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha it -sniffles and wipes a tear- belongs to Rumiko Takahashi -trys not to cry too badly- Don't worry, my fellow readers, it's not the end of the world. Moodswing! Now on with the song!

Ch.2 Miroku #5

By: Hiei/Fluffy/Phibby

Kagome: -sighs- "Man, there is nothing to do today!"

Sango: "Yeah, no shards of the Shikon Jewel are close by."

Koga: "Well, we can't just sit here and die of boredom…"

Miroku: "Koga is right." -starts choking- "Oh no! I—I'm really dying of boredom! The disease is true!" -falls on the floor with tongue sticking out and eyes closed-

Sango: "Oh! Miroku are you okay?"

Miroku: -gropes Sango's butt- "Hehehehe, now I am!"

Sango: -hits Miroku with her boomerang- "Pervert!"

Inuyasha: "So, what are we gonna do today?"

All: "Hmmm…"

Sesshomaru: "Hey, why don't we sing?"

Naraku: "Yeah, we can do it on Kagome's new singing machine thing."

Kagome: "Sure, why not? But you don't have a choice on the songs."

Koga: "What do you mean, Kagome?"

Kagome: "It's a new thing, not like the last one. It only lets you sing songs that match with your personality."

Inuyasha: -has already taken the song machine out- "Okay, who goes first?"

Miroku: -raises hand in the air and talks in a high voice- "Oh, oh, pick me mister Inuyasha sir!"

Inuyasha: "Yes, the dumb one up front."

Miroku: -back in regular tone- "Okay!" -takes the microphone-

Machine: "Hmmm…it seems this one is a perverted one!"

Sango: "You got that right!"

Machine: "Okay, the song for you is Mambo #5!"

Miroku: "Can I sing it with my own words? You know, change the names a little?"

Machine: "Whatever you want."

Miroku: "Okay lets do this!" -music starts-

Miroku: "1,2,3,4,5 everybody get along come on lets ride!"

(A/N sorry if I miss some parts in the song ehehehe)

"A little bit of Sango in my life!" -points at Sango and winks-

Sango: "Hehe.."

Miroku: "A little bit of Kagome by my side!"

Inuyasha: -growls-

Miroku: "A little bit of Kikyo is all I need!" -Miroku thinking: to use for dirt so I can plant flowers for Sango-

"A little bit of Yura is all I see- Hey you guys would agree with me, she had skimpy clothing, how can I not see her?"

"A little bit of Kanna in the sun! She should try to get a little color…"

"A little bit of Rin all night long! Who cares about age limits?"

Sesshomaru: -growls-

Miroku: "A little bit of Kagura, here I am!" -wind lifts up her new skirt-

"A little bit of you makes me your man!" -points at Sango-

Sango: -smiles a little-

Koga: "Okay so now that Miroku has gone, who is next?"

All: -looks at each other- "Hmmm…"

Okay that's all for now I hope you liked it! please r/r !