Dreamy situations

Chapter 1:

It was another one of those rainy summer days at the Kaiba Mansion. Just about everyday it would rain and Mokuba would have to stay inside. Normally he wouldn't mind that too much because he got to hang out with his older brother, but lately Seto wasn't himself. He would mope around all day, put off working, and lay in his bed watching the rainfall.

Mokuba became board playing solitaire down stairs and decided to see if he could persuade Seto to play chess with him. He went up the stairs and knocked on Seto's door, "Seto? Can I come in?"

"Yes..."

Mokuba opened the door and peeked inside, he saw Seto at his desk on the other side of the room looking at a picture, "Uh, hey Seto."

"Hey."

He walked over, "Do you want to play chess?"

"No, thanks. I've got stuff to do." He got out of the chair hopped into bed. "Goodnight."

"Goodnight!? It's one in the afternoon!" Mokuba scratched his head, "Seto you've been acting like this all week. What's wrong with you?"

"Nothing..."

Mokuba sat in the chair and looked at the desk, he picked up the picture his brother had been looking at, "..." It was a picture of him and Joey kissing on their one month anniversary. "Is this what you've been looking at Seto?"

"..."

"Seto?" Mokuba looked up, Kaiba was all the way under the covers and the only thing he could see was a tuft of brown hair. "Seto, get from under there!"

"..."

Mokuba went over and tossed the blanket off of him, "Why are you acting like this? I know you miss Joey, but you should stop moping. It isn't doing any good and I miss the old Seto."

"..." he turned around.

"Hey! I'm talking to you! Earth to Seto Kaiba! Ugh..." he crawled in the bed with him and poked him in the back.

Kaiba finally turned his face, "What?"

"You need someone else. Why don't you go on a date?"

"I don't want to go on a date."

"What's wrong with all of you?! All of Yugi and his friends, including you, only date within your little group. Share the wealth!"

"..."

"There are other fish in the sea."

"I'm allergic to fish."

"You know what I mean!"

Seto smiled, "Yes, I know what you mean. Thanks for your persistence, but I just don't think I'm ready for anyone else..."

"You are. Joey's over is over it and you should get on with your life..."

"You're right." He sat up, "I should get on with my life."

"That's right. So, I'll help you!"

"Uh, thanks." He tasseled Mokuba's hair, "But I don't need romantic help from my little brother."

"Hey, I'm only a couple of years younger."

"Right, but in dog years that's a lot."

"...Hey! I'm not a dog!"

Seto got from out of the bed and went over to the window, "I wonder what Joey's doing right now..."

"Seto!"

"I'm sorry, I can't help it."

"Oh yes you can." Mokuba went by his side, "Think about something else. Something happy."

"Okay..." he thought for a second, "...I miss Joey."

"You're impossible!" Mokuba walked out the door and downstairs.

When he got to the living room he sat on the couch and picked up the newspaper. He was reading the Funnies for a couple of minutes until he dropped a page and picked it up, 'Hmm.' it was the personals column. He was scanning it until he came to this one ad from this guy saying he needed a girlfriend, it described him and what he liked.

'Hey... this could be exactly what Seto needs. A bunch of dates are out there waiting just for him! Oh... but he would never agree to this. Unless of course it was after the fact.'

Mokuba took the ad and ran upstairs to his room. He sat at his desk and pulled out a pencil and paper. 'Okay.' He put the pencil to paper. 'What is Seto like? Well, he's handsome, and he's a multi-billionaire.'

He wrote all that down but still felt he was missing something, he looked to the ad he took from the news paper and scanned it again. 'Oh, well what kind of a date would Seto like? Is he gay or bi? I'll say bi, and he would like someone who knows how to have fun. Someone sexy... and good hygiene, and has... um... a good job. There, that should be all he needs.'

Mokuba dialed the number on top of the paper and someone answered, "Hello?"

"Yeah, I'd like to place a personals ad."

"Okay then, I'll need your name or the name of the person you're representing."

"Seto Kaiba."

"Okay then, Mr. Kaiba. What do you want the ad to say?"

"Handsome, quiet, loving, and rich. Seventeen and bi-sexual. Seeking anyone with good looks and a romantic soul. Actually, anyone without a criminal record will be fine."

"Is that all?"

"Yup."

"Okay then, it should be out in tomorrows paper. If anyone responds to it the letter will be forwarded to your residence."

"Thanks, Bye." He hung up the phone and put the ad in his drawer.

'This should be good for Seto, he needs to get his mind of off Joey. And lot's of people will respond, I just know it.'