Dreamy situations
Chapter 3:
Mokuba and Seto went down into the living room where Mokuba then wrote something on a index card, "Okay Seto, this is how it's going to work..."
"..."
"You're going to pretend I'm Cassie, and when I say something... you have to say something non-rude or mean. Got it?"
"This'll be easy."
"We'll see, okay first one. What do you think of my dress Kaiba?"
"It makes you look fat."
"SETO!"
He laughed, "I...I'm sorry Mokuba... I couldn't resist..."
"Well, try harder! Next one," he turned back to the card, "Do you want to go back to my place?"
"Hell no."
"SETO!"
"What?"
"You're supposed to say yes."
"On a first date?!"
"Yes, it means you're flexible."
"Ugh..."
"Next one," he paused, "Would you like to eat at my house next time?"
"Can you cook?"
"Seto..."
"I don't want to eat anything nasty..."
"That's not the point."
"Last one,"
"Thank god."
Mokuba glared at him, "This one is a scenario..."
"Okay."
"You guys are at her door at the end of the night and she closes her eyes. What do you do?"
"Well, she's got her eyes closed, right? Naturally, I walk away."
"SETO!!!"
"I don't want to kiss anyone on the first date."
"Come on," Mokuba dragged Seto by the hand back into his room, "We need to pick out your wardrobe."
"What's wrong with what I'm wearing?"
"Number one, their you're pajamas."
He looked down, "Oh..."
"Number two, you need to wear something sexy."
"Sexy?"
"But..." he raided Seto's closet, "I don't think you have anything like that."
"Hey!"
"Oh look, here's something good!" he pulled out a pair of black leather pants and a black leather shirt, with the sleeves taken off. "What do you think?"
"Sure, why not..." he was being sarcastic.
"Good," he put the clothes in his arms, "Now, go take a shower and get dressed."
"Okay." The bathroom door shut behind him.
"And when you're done," he called through the door, "We'll rehearse some more."
In little more than twenty minutes Kaiba was out and downstairs with Mokuba again. Mokuba had been giving him more scenarios and Seto wasn't doing well at all.
"Ugh! Okay, let's try another one." Mokuba thought for a second, "Okay, say you do go in her house and she goes into the other room to 'slip into something more comfortable' what do you do?"
"Sit down and wait till she comes back out."
"No!"
"What then?"
"You take off your pants."
"...WHERE ARE YOU GETTING THIS FROM!?"
Mokuba pulled out a yellow book, "This."
Kaiba read the cover, "What? '101 Ways to get Down and Dirty on a First Date.' Mokuba, were did you get this?"
"...In a store."
"You mean you actually paid money for this?"
"Not a lot."
"How much?"
"...That's not the point! Can we just continue?"
"Fine, one more."
"Okay," Mokuba looked in the book, "If Cassie said she loved you, what would you say?"
"That's nice."
Mokuba groaned, "Okay... times up, you have to be there in half an hour. So, you need to get going."
"Alright," Kaiba headed for the front door, "Wish me luck."
"You'll need all the luck you can get."
Kaiba drove the Mercedes down to her house, he got the address from the envelope. 'Okay, all I have to do is try to get through this... After all, it's only dinner. This should be easy.'
He finally got her house about five minutes before six o'clock. He walked up to her door and sighed, 'This is it.' He knocked twice.
In a second Cassie came to the door in a black skirt and a dark purple belly shirt, "HEY KAIBA!"
Seto's eye twitched, "Hey..."
"Let's go." She calmed down and dragged him into the car.
Kaiba got into this drivers seat, 'Now I see why she's never been on a date...'
Chapter 3:
Mokuba and Seto went down into the living room where Mokuba then wrote something on a index card, "Okay Seto, this is how it's going to work..."
"..."
"You're going to pretend I'm Cassie, and when I say something... you have to say something non-rude or mean. Got it?"
"This'll be easy."
"We'll see, okay first one. What do you think of my dress Kaiba?"
"It makes you look fat."
"SETO!"
He laughed, "I...I'm sorry Mokuba... I couldn't resist..."
"Well, try harder! Next one," he turned back to the card, "Do you want to go back to my place?"
"Hell no."
"SETO!"
"What?"
"You're supposed to say yes."
"On a first date?!"
"Yes, it means you're flexible."
"Ugh..."
"Next one," he paused, "Would you like to eat at my house next time?"
"Can you cook?"
"Seto..."
"I don't want to eat anything nasty..."
"That's not the point."
"Last one,"
"Thank god."
Mokuba glared at him, "This one is a scenario..."
"Okay."
"You guys are at her door at the end of the night and she closes her eyes. What do you do?"
"Well, she's got her eyes closed, right? Naturally, I walk away."
"SETO!!!"
"I don't want to kiss anyone on the first date."
"Come on," Mokuba dragged Seto by the hand back into his room, "We need to pick out your wardrobe."
"What's wrong with what I'm wearing?"
"Number one, their you're pajamas."
He looked down, "Oh..."
"Number two, you need to wear something sexy."
"Sexy?"
"But..." he raided Seto's closet, "I don't think you have anything like that."
"Hey!"
"Oh look, here's something good!" he pulled out a pair of black leather pants and a black leather shirt, with the sleeves taken off. "What do you think?"
"Sure, why not..." he was being sarcastic.
"Good," he put the clothes in his arms, "Now, go take a shower and get dressed."
"Okay." The bathroom door shut behind him.
"And when you're done," he called through the door, "We'll rehearse some more."
In little more than twenty minutes Kaiba was out and downstairs with Mokuba again. Mokuba had been giving him more scenarios and Seto wasn't doing well at all.
"Ugh! Okay, let's try another one." Mokuba thought for a second, "Okay, say you do go in her house and she goes into the other room to 'slip into something more comfortable' what do you do?"
"Sit down and wait till she comes back out."
"No!"
"What then?"
"You take off your pants."
"...WHERE ARE YOU GETTING THIS FROM!?"
Mokuba pulled out a yellow book, "This."
Kaiba read the cover, "What? '101 Ways to get Down and Dirty on a First Date.' Mokuba, were did you get this?"
"...In a store."
"You mean you actually paid money for this?"
"Not a lot."
"How much?"
"...That's not the point! Can we just continue?"
"Fine, one more."
"Okay," Mokuba looked in the book, "If Cassie said she loved you, what would you say?"
"That's nice."
Mokuba groaned, "Okay... times up, you have to be there in half an hour. So, you need to get going."
"Alright," Kaiba headed for the front door, "Wish me luck."
"You'll need all the luck you can get."
Kaiba drove the Mercedes down to her house, he got the address from the envelope. 'Okay, all I have to do is try to get through this... After all, it's only dinner. This should be easy.'
He finally got her house about five minutes before six o'clock. He walked up to her door and sighed, 'This is it.' He knocked twice.
In a second Cassie came to the door in a black skirt and a dark purple belly shirt, "HEY KAIBA!"
Seto's eye twitched, "Hey..."
"Let's go." She calmed down and dragged him into the car.
Kaiba got into this drivers seat, 'Now I see why she's never been on a date...'