Dreamy situations
Chapter 6:
They were driving for a little while and Kaiba, as usual, was quiet. Whilst his date, Rose, was the complete opposite. She was yakking and Seto felt like hitting her in the mouth with a steam shovel.
"Anyways, Kaiba. Do you know much about feet?"
"That's a strange question... No, I don't. Why do you ask?"
"Oh well, I got this huge bunion on the bottom of my foot. It's been there since I was two. I tried sawing it off with a hacksaw... didn't do a thing. Wanna see?" she started taking off her shoe.
"OH NO! That... that's okay. Please, keep your shoe on."
"Well, alright. But I'm warning you... you're missing something cool."
"Yeah well... I've never been into 'cool' things."
"Aw, that's okay. I'll show you something really cool later on tonight when you give me my full body massage." She winked at him.
"Uh..." he got that urge to jump out the car again.
They got to a street with a bunch of restaurants and eating-places. "Well, where do you want to have dinner?"
"Well, I hate McDonalds... and Taco's give me gas..."
'How disgusting!' he shuddered to himself.
"Then I guess its Taco Bell!"
"What?! But you just said that Taco's..."
"Forget what I said and listen to what I say. Tacos!"
"Ugh." Kaiba turned the car toward Taco Bell. 'This has disaster written all over it...'
They parked in the parking lot and got of the car. Kaiba opened the door for Rose as they walked in (Mokuba's idea) and she barely fit through.
They ordered at the register and Kaiba was almost knocked out by her order. "I'll take 20 large tacos with extra cheese and five burritos... AND an extra large coke. What do you want, Kaiba?"
"..." He was still in shock, "I... I'll just have a small diet sprite..."
"Wow, really? No wonder you're so skinny..."
The cashier told him how much it was and he sadly sat down to their table, knowing if he kept going out with girls that have big appetites he'd go broke. 'Why does Mokuba do this to me?'
Rose was interested only in the food that was set down in front of her. She was eating faster than a hippo that just got off a diet. (And that's pretty fast)... As she shoved the last of her burritos into that hungry hole she called a mouth, Seto was quietly sipping his sprite. 'Good god...'
She noticed he was watching her and decided to start a conversation, "How long have you been in with the Russian Mafia?"
"Russian Mafia?!" he looked around, "Where did you get the impression that I was with the Russian Mafia?"
"Mokuba said that."
Kaiba got a strange look on his face, 'Ooh, I'm going to get him! When I get home he's in for it!'
"You okay?"
"I'm fine. What else did my sweet brother tell you about me?"
"Well, other that... he said you've had professional training in massages. That's when he said you'd be prefect for getting the knots out of my back, and everywhere else."
'Oh yeah, Mokuba will die tonight.'
Just when Seto was planning Mokuba's death, Rose had almost finished her fifteenth taco. She wasn't even getting a stomachache. But as she was unwrapping her sixteenth... she felt a sharp pain in her lower intestine. "Ooh..."
Kaiba looked up from his drink, "What's wrong?"
"..." She grabbed her stomach. "I... I think..."
It was silent for a second then a loud squeak came from between Rose's butt cheeks. It was the loudest fart that Seto Kaiba had ever heard, including the ones on T.V.
"Whoa. I feel better." Rose picked up another taco, not noticing everyone else in the room looking at her and Kaiba.
"..." Seto was completely mortified. His face was as red as a cherry and he wanted to disappear into thin air. 'I...I can't believe she did that! Oh my god... And it smells too...' He crinkled his nose so the odor would be less potent.
Rose had finished the rest of her meal and burped loudly, "Well, I'm done. What about you Kaiba, done with your soda?"
"Ye...yes..."
"Well, let's go then!"
The whole place heard her say 'let's go' and they let out a heavy sigh of relief. Kaiba and Rose walked out of Taco Bell and into the car. Seto was ready to go home and drown his sorrows in wine and bourbon, but as his disgusting date reminded him... he still had to give her a full body massage.
So, Kaiba had to go back to her house...err, Boarding House. Rose led him inside and up to her room. The lights were all down low and there was soft music on... Kaiba came into the actual room after Rose, "What's all this stuff for?" Of course he was playing dumb, he didn't want anything to do with her.
"You'll see." She winked at him then went toward another room, "I'm going to slip into something more comfortable..."
With that she disappeared into the next room. Seto was about to bolt for the door but before he could even get up he heard Mokuba's words of wisdom in his head 'Take off your pants.'
Seto thought for a second, 'Hell no.' but nonetheless he did sit down, if nothing else he wasn't going to be rude. Besides, he did promise... Or rather, Mokuba promised.
He twitched and flinched for about two or three minutes until he heard a sound from the other room, it was Rose. She had come out into the open and Seto supposed she was trying to look sexy. Key word there is, tried. She didn't succeed... she looked like a pale refrigerator barely clothed in a silk bathrobe.
Kaiba's eye twitched, "Uh... hi."
"Hi." She said seductively. She sauntered over to the couch and sat next to him. "You ready?"
"Is that a rhetorical question?"
She giggled lightly and slipped her chunky legs into his lap, he flinched and pulled his hands back. 'Oh god... here we go.'
Rose let her hand slip to Seto's crouch and smiled at him. He was not amused and wiggled out of her reach. She frowned but then got a wicked smirk on her face, "Kaiba, are you nervous?"
"About what?"
"Getting ready to massage a beautiful girl like me."
'What mirror is she using?' Kaiba sighed.
Rose took that as a yes and decided to get the 'party' started. She stood up and with one motion took her robe and threw it to the other side of the room. Her body was completely revealed to him. She put a 'sexy' look on her face and tossed back her matted, nappy brown hair. "What do ya think Kaiba?"
Seto was about to say something but his gag reflexes betrayed him at the last minute and he almost lost it. But fortunately for him, he held it in at the last moment. 'This is the most torturous thing I've ever had to survive.' He looked up at her again, "Uh... nice."
"I knew you'd think so. Some people think I'm so perfect, I should be served on a platter."
'Yeah, with an apple in your mouth.'
She sat on Kaiba's lap nearly crushing him, "Well, we should probably start." She bent down and picked up a bottle of body oil. "Here ya go." She gave it to him and then slid onto her stomach right across his legs. Which, for a minute or two, cut off his circulation.
He almost puked but brought himself to rub the oil on her back, he dare not go any further. She was content just having Seto's hands on her bare flesh, but soon she became bored and moved her body a little so that his hand would come in contact with her butt.
"Hey!" Kaiba yelped out of disgust, "What did you do that for?"
She sat up, "Stop playing around, Seto. You and I both know what we want." She grabbed him by the collar of his shirt, "So let's just take it!"
Before Kaiba could say anything she smashed her lips to his and ripped his shirt off. He tried desperately to get away but the more he resisted the more she insisted. While panicking Seto was beginning to wonder if he'd be the next rape victim in the city of Domino. He could see the headlines now, 'CEO and owner of Kaiba Corp raped by 600 pound psycho.'
'Oh!' Seto thought as Rose fondled his belt, 'Why didn't I bring my mace?!'
Chapter 6:
They were driving for a little while and Kaiba, as usual, was quiet. Whilst his date, Rose, was the complete opposite. She was yakking and Seto felt like hitting her in the mouth with a steam shovel.
"Anyways, Kaiba. Do you know much about feet?"
"That's a strange question... No, I don't. Why do you ask?"
"Oh well, I got this huge bunion on the bottom of my foot. It's been there since I was two. I tried sawing it off with a hacksaw... didn't do a thing. Wanna see?" she started taking off her shoe.
"OH NO! That... that's okay. Please, keep your shoe on."
"Well, alright. But I'm warning you... you're missing something cool."
"Yeah well... I've never been into 'cool' things."
"Aw, that's okay. I'll show you something really cool later on tonight when you give me my full body massage." She winked at him.
"Uh..." he got that urge to jump out the car again.
They got to a street with a bunch of restaurants and eating-places. "Well, where do you want to have dinner?"
"Well, I hate McDonalds... and Taco's give me gas..."
'How disgusting!' he shuddered to himself.
"Then I guess its Taco Bell!"
"What?! But you just said that Taco's..."
"Forget what I said and listen to what I say. Tacos!"
"Ugh." Kaiba turned the car toward Taco Bell. 'This has disaster written all over it...'
They parked in the parking lot and got of the car. Kaiba opened the door for Rose as they walked in (Mokuba's idea) and she barely fit through.
They ordered at the register and Kaiba was almost knocked out by her order. "I'll take 20 large tacos with extra cheese and five burritos... AND an extra large coke. What do you want, Kaiba?"
"..." He was still in shock, "I... I'll just have a small diet sprite..."
"Wow, really? No wonder you're so skinny..."
The cashier told him how much it was and he sadly sat down to their table, knowing if he kept going out with girls that have big appetites he'd go broke. 'Why does Mokuba do this to me?'
Rose was interested only in the food that was set down in front of her. She was eating faster than a hippo that just got off a diet. (And that's pretty fast)... As she shoved the last of her burritos into that hungry hole she called a mouth, Seto was quietly sipping his sprite. 'Good god...'
She noticed he was watching her and decided to start a conversation, "How long have you been in with the Russian Mafia?"
"Russian Mafia?!" he looked around, "Where did you get the impression that I was with the Russian Mafia?"
"Mokuba said that."
Kaiba got a strange look on his face, 'Ooh, I'm going to get him! When I get home he's in for it!'
"You okay?"
"I'm fine. What else did my sweet brother tell you about me?"
"Well, other that... he said you've had professional training in massages. That's when he said you'd be prefect for getting the knots out of my back, and everywhere else."
'Oh yeah, Mokuba will die tonight.'
Just when Seto was planning Mokuba's death, Rose had almost finished her fifteenth taco. She wasn't even getting a stomachache. But as she was unwrapping her sixteenth... she felt a sharp pain in her lower intestine. "Ooh..."
Kaiba looked up from his drink, "What's wrong?"
"..." She grabbed her stomach. "I... I think..."
It was silent for a second then a loud squeak came from between Rose's butt cheeks. It was the loudest fart that Seto Kaiba had ever heard, including the ones on T.V.
"Whoa. I feel better." Rose picked up another taco, not noticing everyone else in the room looking at her and Kaiba.
"..." Seto was completely mortified. His face was as red as a cherry and he wanted to disappear into thin air. 'I...I can't believe she did that! Oh my god... And it smells too...' He crinkled his nose so the odor would be less potent.
Rose had finished the rest of her meal and burped loudly, "Well, I'm done. What about you Kaiba, done with your soda?"
"Ye...yes..."
"Well, let's go then!"
The whole place heard her say 'let's go' and they let out a heavy sigh of relief. Kaiba and Rose walked out of Taco Bell and into the car. Seto was ready to go home and drown his sorrows in wine and bourbon, but as his disgusting date reminded him... he still had to give her a full body massage.
So, Kaiba had to go back to her house...err, Boarding House. Rose led him inside and up to her room. The lights were all down low and there was soft music on... Kaiba came into the actual room after Rose, "What's all this stuff for?" Of course he was playing dumb, he didn't want anything to do with her.
"You'll see." She winked at him then went toward another room, "I'm going to slip into something more comfortable..."
With that she disappeared into the next room. Seto was about to bolt for the door but before he could even get up he heard Mokuba's words of wisdom in his head 'Take off your pants.'
Seto thought for a second, 'Hell no.' but nonetheless he did sit down, if nothing else he wasn't going to be rude. Besides, he did promise... Or rather, Mokuba promised.
He twitched and flinched for about two or three minutes until he heard a sound from the other room, it was Rose. She had come out into the open and Seto supposed she was trying to look sexy. Key word there is, tried. She didn't succeed... she looked like a pale refrigerator barely clothed in a silk bathrobe.
Kaiba's eye twitched, "Uh... hi."
"Hi." She said seductively. She sauntered over to the couch and sat next to him. "You ready?"
"Is that a rhetorical question?"
She giggled lightly and slipped her chunky legs into his lap, he flinched and pulled his hands back. 'Oh god... here we go.'
Rose let her hand slip to Seto's crouch and smiled at him. He was not amused and wiggled out of her reach. She frowned but then got a wicked smirk on her face, "Kaiba, are you nervous?"
"About what?"
"Getting ready to massage a beautiful girl like me."
'What mirror is she using?' Kaiba sighed.
Rose took that as a yes and decided to get the 'party' started. She stood up and with one motion took her robe and threw it to the other side of the room. Her body was completely revealed to him. She put a 'sexy' look on her face and tossed back her matted, nappy brown hair. "What do ya think Kaiba?"
Seto was about to say something but his gag reflexes betrayed him at the last minute and he almost lost it. But fortunately for him, he held it in at the last moment. 'This is the most torturous thing I've ever had to survive.' He looked up at her again, "Uh... nice."
"I knew you'd think so. Some people think I'm so perfect, I should be served on a platter."
'Yeah, with an apple in your mouth.'
She sat on Kaiba's lap nearly crushing him, "Well, we should probably start." She bent down and picked up a bottle of body oil. "Here ya go." She gave it to him and then slid onto her stomach right across his legs. Which, for a minute or two, cut off his circulation.
He almost puked but brought himself to rub the oil on her back, he dare not go any further. She was content just having Seto's hands on her bare flesh, but soon she became bored and moved her body a little so that his hand would come in contact with her butt.
"Hey!" Kaiba yelped out of disgust, "What did you do that for?"
She sat up, "Stop playing around, Seto. You and I both know what we want." She grabbed him by the collar of his shirt, "So let's just take it!"
Before Kaiba could say anything she smashed her lips to his and ripped his shirt off. He tried desperately to get away but the more he resisted the more she insisted. While panicking Seto was beginning to wonder if he'd be the next rape victim in the city of Domino. He could see the headlines now, 'CEO and owner of Kaiba Corp raped by 600 pound psycho.'
'Oh!' Seto thought as Rose fondled his belt, 'Why didn't I bring my mace?!'