Title: Heaven, Hell, and Somewhere in Between
Authors: The forever crazy and non-criminally insane Stara and Nataku
Rating: R-for language, sexual content, suggestive dialogue, violence, and whatever the hell we can come up with that you people think is controlversial. (Man, our story has it all!)
Disclaimer: Heh, gosh, this one always seems to be the most entertaining for some reason...should I break the tradition and just make this a normal, boring disclaimer? Or should I continue his new tradition? Hm, well, I think I'm already beyond the point of no return when it comes to making this a normal disclaimer so I might as well keep you amused. Ah, writing down my random rambles for you mindless zombies to read is quite refreshing. Though I must say some of these effects are from the tons of Nyquil I have been force-fed by my parents, both of whom are nurses. (You might not believe me but I think my 36 year old father is the only man alive who could wear hot pink scrubs and not look the tiniest bit gay) Actually, they're both managers AND nurses so it's worse because they're control freaks too...CHEESE PUFFS! Sorry, that's the Nyquil talking not me. Anyways, we don't own Sailor Moon so, obviously, these characters aren't ours. We did make up this storyline though so if you steal it, we'll so your ass with our lovely tax lawyer of power! ^_~ (who I'm sure you've heard about before)
Author Note: *laughs nervously* Okay, okay, I know you're going to hate us but we had to do this. You see, I, Stara, was sick for 4 days last week and was unable to work at all. *coughs* Nataku and I managed to get about half the chapter written in the 3 days that I attended school last week, which is incredible, but it's only half. We would cut it short and post it, but seriously I think that that would kill some of the quality. So, in case you're wondering what that means exactly, WE ARE NOT POSTING A CHAPTER THIS WEEK!!! Yes, that's right, our chapter is going to be a whole week late. Don't worry though, we promise a nice long one filled with juicy scenes between Usagi and Mamoru. Plus, I felt so guilty that I typed up this for you to keep you mildly amused for a few days...hope you enjoy!!!!
Intermission 1-Meet the Characters: Females
Name: Serenity/Tsukino Usagi
Current Profession: Fashion designer. Having made a name for herself in the first month of being in the industry, she has already made millions. Her flowing designs and catchy colors have attracted buyers from all over the world. Her secret? It's easy really. Her creative mind works best after an invigorating session of sex. Lately she has been taking some extra classes to give her an edge, and between work and school she has no leisure time. Meaning, no sex. Her sketches and designs have suffered so greatly that she has had to turn to Mamoru Chiba's advertising agency to promote her designs.
Mission: To kill a guardien angel. (I know this hasn't been explained much as of yet, but it will be in future chapters)
Ambition: To be a successful fashion designer again, to leave behind all thoughts of Lucifer and her 3 years in Hell, and to prove that she is better than Mamoru.
Name: Aino Minako
Current Profession: Golddigger. (What? You're SURPRISED?!) Having a natural talent to woe the men, Minako discovered early on that she wouldn't have to work to be able to live the high life. Though she does regularly go to auditions, as being a golddigger is a temporary job, this doesn't make her any money. She does have morals though and refuses to have more than 5 boyfriends at a time, as she finds that just wrong.
Mission: To make sure that the lovely Serenity fufills her mission, and to make sure she doesn't get hurt in the process. (Doesn't know the other three girls are on earth as well.)
Ambition: To live her newest life to the fullest, by not wasting it on stupid choices like she did her last one. She also has a dream of becoming a star. Having always been a grouppie she now wants to break from the pack and hit it big.
Name: Mizuno Ami
Current Profession: Uknown. Yes, the predictable, perfect, clock-work Ami has a secret! No one knows what her job is! Not even we do. What is the cause of this exactly? Well, it could be a plot setup for future jokes, lack of inspiration, or mere laziness. You decide! ^_~ She does work across the street from Usagi though...if that helps any...
Mission: To make sure that the lovely Serenity fufills her mission, and to make sure she doesn't get hurt in the process. (Doesn't know the other three girls are on earth as well.)
Ambition: To get over her past life and love and to move on to become successful at her job. (which no one knows what it is)
Name: Kino Makoto
Current Profession: A model for Usagi's designs. (That's a nice twist isn't it? Would you believe I made this up as I was typing it? Just her...Ami I'm still coming up with..wait...oops..) Her heights and perfect curves come in handy for Usagi's designs. UT (Usagi Tsukino) clothes are known for their curvy models as they firmly do NOT believe in those skeletons that model on runways. Makoto is their main icon for this belief.
Mission: To make sure that the lovely Serenity fufills her mission, and to make sure she doesn't get hurt in the process. (Doesn't know the other three girls are on earth as well.)
Ambition: To own her own bakery and flower shop. She's using the money that she makes from modeling to put her through college that way she can start both businesses.
Name: Hino Rei
Current Profession: A psychic. (Oh the irony) Demons have certain abilities that humans are not born with (so do angels..) these include the enhancement of the senses (seeing, hearing, smelling, etc) and some mild psychic abilities. (they can see outlines and sketches) Psychic appear to be such a large and successful thing on earth, but the ironic thing is that Rei is failing miserably. No one likes her readings, eventhough they're the truth, and so she constantly has to resort to such things as growing her own food.
Mission: To make sure that the lovely Serenity fufills her mission, and to make sure she doesn't get hurt in the process. (Doesn't know the other three girls are on earth as well.) (Repetitive aren't we?)
Ambition: To help Usagi get her mission over with that way she can get the f*ck off of Earth already.
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Heh. Heh. *sweatdrop* So what do you think of our leading ladies? Was it worth reading? Did you laugh at least once? Aren't you glad we tried to compensate even a little for our tardiness? *laughs nervously* Anyways, our next chapter will be up as soon as we finish it. PROMISE!!!
Questions? Comments? Leave a review or e-mail us at SandyandSea@hotmail.com
Authors: The forever crazy and non-criminally insane Stara and Nataku
Rating: R-for language, sexual content, suggestive dialogue, violence, and whatever the hell we can come up with that you people think is controlversial. (Man, our story has it all!)
Disclaimer: Heh, gosh, this one always seems to be the most entertaining for some reason...should I break the tradition and just make this a normal, boring disclaimer? Or should I continue his new tradition? Hm, well, I think I'm already beyond the point of no return when it comes to making this a normal disclaimer so I might as well keep you amused. Ah, writing down my random rambles for you mindless zombies to read is quite refreshing. Though I must say some of these effects are from the tons of Nyquil I have been force-fed by my parents, both of whom are nurses. (You might not believe me but I think my 36 year old father is the only man alive who could wear hot pink scrubs and not look the tiniest bit gay) Actually, they're both managers AND nurses so it's worse because they're control freaks too...CHEESE PUFFS! Sorry, that's the Nyquil talking not me. Anyways, we don't own Sailor Moon so, obviously, these characters aren't ours. We did make up this storyline though so if you steal it, we'll so your ass with our lovely tax lawyer of power! ^_~ (who I'm sure you've heard about before)
Author Note: *laughs nervously* Okay, okay, I know you're going to hate us but we had to do this. You see, I, Stara, was sick for 4 days last week and was unable to work at all. *coughs* Nataku and I managed to get about half the chapter written in the 3 days that I attended school last week, which is incredible, but it's only half. We would cut it short and post it, but seriously I think that that would kill some of the quality. So, in case you're wondering what that means exactly, WE ARE NOT POSTING A CHAPTER THIS WEEK!!! Yes, that's right, our chapter is going to be a whole week late. Don't worry though, we promise a nice long one filled with juicy scenes between Usagi and Mamoru. Plus, I felt so guilty that I typed up this for you to keep you mildly amused for a few days...hope you enjoy!!!!
Intermission 1-Meet the Characters: Females
Name: Serenity/Tsukino Usagi
Current Profession: Fashion designer. Having made a name for herself in the first month of being in the industry, she has already made millions. Her flowing designs and catchy colors have attracted buyers from all over the world. Her secret? It's easy really. Her creative mind works best after an invigorating session of sex. Lately she has been taking some extra classes to give her an edge, and between work and school she has no leisure time. Meaning, no sex. Her sketches and designs have suffered so greatly that she has had to turn to Mamoru Chiba's advertising agency to promote her designs.
Mission: To kill a guardien angel. (I know this hasn't been explained much as of yet, but it will be in future chapters)
Ambition: To be a successful fashion designer again, to leave behind all thoughts of Lucifer and her 3 years in Hell, and to prove that she is better than Mamoru.
Name: Aino Minako
Current Profession: Golddigger. (What? You're SURPRISED?!) Having a natural talent to woe the men, Minako discovered early on that she wouldn't have to work to be able to live the high life. Though she does regularly go to auditions, as being a golddigger is a temporary job, this doesn't make her any money. She does have morals though and refuses to have more than 5 boyfriends at a time, as she finds that just wrong.
Mission: To make sure that the lovely Serenity fufills her mission, and to make sure she doesn't get hurt in the process. (Doesn't know the other three girls are on earth as well.)
Ambition: To live her newest life to the fullest, by not wasting it on stupid choices like she did her last one. She also has a dream of becoming a star. Having always been a grouppie she now wants to break from the pack and hit it big.
Name: Mizuno Ami
Current Profession: Uknown. Yes, the predictable, perfect, clock-work Ami has a secret! No one knows what her job is! Not even we do. What is the cause of this exactly? Well, it could be a plot setup for future jokes, lack of inspiration, or mere laziness. You decide! ^_~ She does work across the street from Usagi though...if that helps any...
Mission: To make sure that the lovely Serenity fufills her mission, and to make sure she doesn't get hurt in the process. (Doesn't know the other three girls are on earth as well.)
Ambition: To get over her past life and love and to move on to become successful at her job. (which no one knows what it is)
Name: Kino Makoto
Current Profession: A model for Usagi's designs. (That's a nice twist isn't it? Would you believe I made this up as I was typing it? Just her...Ami I'm still coming up with..wait...oops..) Her heights and perfect curves come in handy for Usagi's designs. UT (Usagi Tsukino) clothes are known for their curvy models as they firmly do NOT believe in those skeletons that model on runways. Makoto is their main icon for this belief.
Mission: To make sure that the lovely Serenity fufills her mission, and to make sure she doesn't get hurt in the process. (Doesn't know the other three girls are on earth as well.)
Ambition: To own her own bakery and flower shop. She's using the money that she makes from modeling to put her through college that way she can start both businesses.
Name: Hino Rei
Current Profession: A psychic. (Oh the irony) Demons have certain abilities that humans are not born with (so do angels..) these include the enhancement of the senses (seeing, hearing, smelling, etc) and some mild psychic abilities. (they can see outlines and sketches) Psychic appear to be such a large and successful thing on earth, but the ironic thing is that Rei is failing miserably. No one likes her readings, eventhough they're the truth, and so she constantly has to resort to such things as growing her own food.
Mission: To make sure that the lovely Serenity fufills her mission, and to make sure she doesn't get hurt in the process. (Doesn't know the other three girls are on earth as well.) (Repetitive aren't we?)
Ambition: To help Usagi get her mission over with that way she can get the f*ck off of Earth already.
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Heh. Heh. *sweatdrop* So what do you think of our leading ladies? Was it worth reading? Did you laugh at least once? Aren't you glad we tried to compensate even a little for our tardiness? *laughs nervously* Anyways, our next chapter will be up as soon as we finish it. PROMISE!!!
Questions? Comments? Leave a review or e-mail us at SandyandSea@hotmail.com