Disclaimer: Don't own Naruto, or any of the characters that you guys created.

Notes: Ummm, wow, so many people submitted characters, I thought no one would…okay, not everyone will be in the fic, and not everyone will get the sensei that they want, and just to include more people, I added Shino in there, and also decided that Gaara and Kin will capture and train some random people that I pick out from the 20 pages of emails I have on my lap. By the way, this is to Hitomi No Ryu if she is reading this: this is not interactive fiction, just me trying to get some ideas for characters because I lack creativity. One other thing, umm, the rating might go up as we go along. Thanks for waiting so patiently.

1. Pep Talk

Hatake Kakashi, former Jounin, now Hokage, was very bored, they were late and he had read all his books already… he had been hokage for a little over three months, and he was still the regular oddball. Of course Kakashi had refused to wear the stupid hat that the hokages traditionally wear, it interfered with his style. He still preferred to wear his normal vest and mask. Kurenai had told him he looked sexy like that.

Suddenly, the following people burst in: Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura, Ino, Shikamaru, Shino, Hinata, and Neji all appeared in a puff of smoke.

"You people are like, an hour late!!" Kakashi scolded, "Where the hell were you?"

" What happened to you, Kakashi-sensei, I mean, Hokage-sama?" Sasuke mocked, "If I remember correctly, you were the one that was always late, meeting cute girls and old ladies and shit."

"Well…" Kakashi scratched his head, looking sheepish, "That was the old me, I changed a lot, now that I'm Hokage, of course, you have to value time, valor, honesty…"

"Blah, blah, blah, this is so troublesome, can't you get to the point already?" Shikamaru yawned.

Neji gave them all a dirty look, it was so typical of them to waste time as they did, "Or, better yet, you can just give us our students and skip this crap of a lecture."

"No, the lecture is very critical." Said Kakashi, fumbling in his desk for a sheaf of papers,

"Ah, here we are."

"Man, this is taking too long," complained Ino, looking at her watch, "I'm gonna miss my manicure."

"Be quiet!" Kakashi glared at her, "Now, I will hand to you, your assigned team members." He glanced at the top sheet, "Hyuga Neji, you will lead team 45, consisting of Hatake Ainami, Hyuga Hotaru, and Aquarius."

Neji took the list, "Did my daughter ask you to do that?" he demanded.

"No, the teams are chosen at random," Kakashi answered, "Now, I will tell you a little bit about your other two students…um, Ainami's my niece, so be nice to her or else you will hear from me personally. As for Aquarius, he graduated with the third highest score in class, and he's the quiet type, you shouldn't have trouble with him."

Neji pocketed the list.

"Moving on," Kakashi stared at Sasuke, "You, Uchiha Sasuke will lead Team 49, Uchiha Maki, Aburame Kinji, and Sephroth Sekimb."

"By any chance are you going to check up on us sometime?" Sasuke grinned, he was going to have fun…

"Yeah, now, Kinji, Shino's bro." Kakashi shuddered ever so slightly damn bugs, "Uchiha Maki is your third cousin, he's improving, doesn't get pissed very often. Sekimb looks like some guy that runs a Halloween shop. Has this huge sword, he's too young to be playing with stuff like that…"

"Whatever." Sasuke shrugged.

"Naruto, you're next." Kakashi continued, "You will lead Team 43, Jin Kazama, Sao Brad, and Uzumaki Sajito."

Naruto groaned, "Are you sure these teams are chosen at random? Sajito is not ready to be a ninja, why'd you guys let him graduate?"

"Sajito is ready," Kakashi said firmly, "Well, anyway, moving on, Sao Brad is a new kid, moved here recently, kind of lazy, but he fights when he needs to. Jin Kazama is obsessed with pizza and he steals my books."

"Okay, fine." Naruto took the list.

"Sakura," Kakashi shot a glance at the petal-haired ninja, "You will lead Team 46, Yamamoto Akiko, Ryuuchi Shikari, and Uchiha Fei. The strongest one in your team is Akiko, she's not bad, obsessive, but, yeah…she'll try to play mother and she gets pissed if people are sexist, and Uchiha Fei could be strong, but her chakra control's like Naruto."

"Hey, what's that suppose to mean?" Demanded Naruto.

"Nothing," Kakashi ignored him and handed Sakura her slip of paper, "and Nara Shikamaru, you're leading Team 44, Uribatake Seiya, Shorai Natsu, and Nohashii Mizu."

"Yeah, this is so troublesome. Why do I always have to work with girls?" Shikamaru opened one eye to glance at the list.

"Seiya has a problem with hygiene. He's not a girl." Kakashi wrinkled his nose, "Natsu, hm, she's a weirdo, and gets fired up anytime someone mentions toothpicks, and Mizu, she's the youngest ninja ever to graduate since my time."

A snore told them that Shikamaru was asleep.

"Okay, now, Ino, you will lead Team 42, Hyuga Rain, Azuki Rikku, and Uchiha Ayame."

"I'm so going to miss my manicure." Wailed Ino.

"Shut up." Sakura slapped her, "It's not the end of the world."

"Rain picks fights plenty, she overestimates herself, but then, people underestimate her, so I guess its even, Rikku, she's like you, but let's not go into that in detail, and Ayame, well, think of vampires…"

"Okay, okay, whatever," Ino snapped impatiently.

"Well, Hyuga Hinata, you'll lead Team 40, Kitsueki Shinri, Inuzuka Nyoko, and Kai." Kakashi looked up at the pale girl.

Hinata gave a visible shudder, "Okay, Hokage-sama."

"Now, Shinri has toxic blood, and she reeks it as her shield, pretty decent, but she doesn't know when the fight is over. Inuzuka Nyoko is Kiba's oldest daughter, reckless, but patient, I guess that's the result of growing up with 7 brothers. Lastly, but certainly not least, Kai, he is an orphan and currently lives with Iruka, nobody knows where he came from, but rumor is that he has one Byukagan, and one Sharingan, interesting…" Kakashi took a deep breath, "Whew!"

Sasuke coughed, and avoided Naruto's gaze. "Is it over?"

"Yeah, well, Shino, are you sure you don't want students, there's still some." Kakashi directed his gaze to the quiet guy.

"All right, I guess." Shino shrugged.

"You will lead Team 48, Lee Taichi, Dakegi Max, and Kuromori Ali." Kakashi scribbled the names on a piece of paper and handed it to Shino. "Taichi's too polite, but that's a good sign. Max is his rival, um, Max is pretty good, he talks to his sword, but let's overlook that for a minute, Ali, she's like Sasuke was 16 years ago."

"Fine, just as long as the kids won't cause me any trouble." Shino smirked lightly.

" Guys, have fun and kick ass, just kidding." Kakashi gave a casual wave, "Good luck."

"Say what?" Shikamaru yawned as Ino kicked him, "They're just kids, what could they do?"

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A/N: If I didn't use your character, I'm sorry, and I'll try to update soon.